mbs wrote: im really looking forward to the indian summer festival in glasgow..q bit more intimate, a bit more grown up. last years had yeah yeah yeah's and antony and the johbsons

maxwell manc wrote:
wouldnt mind going to rockness as two of my mates are going…….. has anyone been before is it any good? are you literally on the banks of the lake?

andymakesglasses wrote:
A bin man is going along a street picking up the wheely bins and emptying them into his dustbin lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again.

Eventually a little Japanese bloke answers … 'Harro'

'Alright mate, where's ya bin?'

'I bin in the toilet'

'No mate, where's ya wheely bin?'

'OK, I wheely bin having a wank'

(no racist)