General Discussion: FUK Mannerisms


Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

15 Dec 2006 18:17
What mannerisms have you learnt from FUK that you find yourself using in the 'Real World'? And a rough definition. P.S the mannerism does not have to had originated from FUK. Just that FUK is where you heard it.

(No Homo) - When making a particularly flowery comment a FUKer will often end with this to make it clear that the speaker is not in fact a homosexual.

E.G "Does this Tote bag look okay with my coal drill 19cm's? (no homo)"

Homo can be replaced with almost any describing word as long as its used in the correct context, id est; (no Nazi), (no paedo), (no groomer), (no American) etc.

FACT - The meaning of the word is not changed but the use of it becomes more peremptory, hence caps.

i.e - " The guy is a complete rip-off merchant and a twat - FACT."

GET EM GIRL - Ineff need to do this one

Jimmy Hill - Jimmy Hill - In order to cause amusement for other fuk members, pictures are frequently photo-shopped to include big chinned British football personality Jimmy Hill. This originated as a means of questioning whether or not someone was telling the truth, deriving from the idea that if someone is scratching their own chin, that they aren't. With Jimmy one isn't quite sure what to believe and there is an element of suspicion where he is involved. Witness the "Jimmy postman" image in which Jimmy is propped up against a post-box in full Royal Mail Uniform. There is the strong suggestion that if Jimmy were your postman, you may not receive your goods.

The element of humour also derives from the "fish out of water" nature of the images as Jimmy is frequently edited into pictures in which one would not expect to see him. While early "Jimmy's" were fairly crude in terms of their sophistication, recent additions have been much more sophisticated, some being fully animated- For example reference the picture of forum member Noble Locks in which his head alternates with Jimmy's. Such pictures mix humour with a social commentary of the forum as they question how much Jimmy has infiltrated the hearts and minds of the fuk community.
(Morbius)

Det - as in; 'to det'
"to talk utter shite, absolute stonewall porkies"
(Stevomacca)

Merk'ed - I believe this to be a ghetto 'Owned' - commonly used by wannabe 'brap' gangstarr footballers like Rio Ferdinand, Aaron Lennon etc. Adopted in an 'ironical' context by some FUKers.

To dirge - To wear only one brand at the same time
(eent)

Nellyville - Something that is proper shit/chavvy and wouldn't be unlikely not to be seen on nelly i.e wearing a plaster on your face at an attempt to look gangsta'.
Though it can also be used when no one actually gives a toss about what is being said and that is the only response deemed worthy.
(MM2002)

Adam'd - Taking perverse pleasure in posting up 'rare' trainers, totally messed/dirty/ripped after a nights wear
(mbs)
Thats all i can think of right now and i have to go eat and get ready to go out. Can /mods etc please add to and edit as appropriate.

BAN! Used facetiously to point out a prior stupid comment. Indicating in jest that said FUKers comment was so ridiculous that he/she deserves banning for it.
Also used to flame retarded noobs, i.e.
RN - "I just bought a fab G-Star velvet jacket for £45 instead of £65"
FUKer - "BAN!"
Brad
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5025 posts since 20/6/01

15 Dec 2006 18:19
ah, prompted by my querying (no homo) your use of 'Go get em girl' to me Cool
Jack
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7300 posts since 12/9/06

15 Dec 2006 18:19
Laughing out loud I started FACT I do belive.

cunt seems to be a piece of acceptable language on here too.
FrIEND
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13672 posts since 27/11/03

15 Dec 2006 18:19
I find myself saying No Homo or NO (insert word here) and people have no idea what im talking about.

"Get involved" too - and I think thats a Barleyism.
MrPlatinum
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8939 posts since 24/2/04

15 Dec 2006 18:28
Scunthorpe

'LOL'

SOS, that spelling is wrong
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

15 Dec 2006 18:34
MrPlatinum wrote: Scunthorpe

'LOL'

SOS, that spelling is wrong

" 'LOL' "

In inverted commas and caps? Used in the sarcastic context of T_dot?
Cause I'm sure most people heard of lol before here.
Laughing out loud
Ruben
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10775 posts since 2/7/03

15 Dec 2006 18:34
Jack loves his shoes wrote: Laughing out loud I started FACT I do belive.

cunt seems to be a piece of acceptable language on here too.

People were saying FACT on here when you were still rocking nappies..
Jack
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7300 posts since 12/9/06

15 Dec 2006 18:35
Damn.

Thought I'd been original.
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

15 Dec 2006 18:36
Ruben wrote:
Jack loves his shoes wrote: Laughing out loud I started FACT I do belive.

cunt seems to be a piece of acceptable language on here too.

People were saying FACT on here when you were still rocking nappies..

'LOL'
MrPlatinum
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8939 posts since 24/2/04

15 Dec 2006 18:38
Eye-wink
FrIEND
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13672 posts since 27/11/03

15 Dec 2006 18:40
Ruben wrote:
Jack loves his shoes wrote: Laughing out loud I started FACT I do belive.

cunt seems to be a piece of acceptable language on here too.

People were saying FACT on here when you were still rocking nappies..

FACT
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

15 Dec 2006 18:41
FrIEND wrote:
Ruben wrote:
Jack loves his shoes wrote: Laughing out loud I started FACT I do belive.

cunt seems to be a piece of acceptable language on here too.

People were saying FACT on here when you were still rocking nappies..

FACT

'LOL'
FrIEND
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13672 posts since 27/11/03

15 Dec 2006 18:44
Laughing out loud this could go on forever
andymakesglasses
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20594 posts since 26/1/06

15 Dec 2006 18:59
Gaz wrote: What the fuck are you doing!
RETRO KID
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498 posts since 19/9/05

15 Dec 2006 19:04
snooze you lose!
mbs
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4350 posts since 28/7/06

15 Dec 2006 19:13
trademarked (trademarked)
Luke
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5711 posts since 21/1/03

15 Dec 2006 19:20
andymakesglasses wrote:
Gaz wrote: What the fuck are you doing!

i actually said that to someone at my work the other day… but said the whole thing

"Gary says, what the fuck are you doing?" and the bloke just looked at me strangely and asked what it had to do with Gary… i just walked away
Murakami
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13343 posts since 9/5/05

15 Dec 2006 19:23
Theres a good chance Im wrong but I take credit for first using " no paedo " just after Nobes sprog was born .

As for the no homo thing , I just use it as a safety net to let peeps know Im not cracking on to em Laughing out loud
Jack
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7300 posts since 12/9/06

15 Dec 2006 19:24
Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud @ Luke
morbius
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538 posts since 14/5/06

15 Dec 2006 20:27
Jimmy Hill - In order to cause amusement for other fuk members, pictures are frequently photoshopped to include big chinned British football personality Jimmy Hill. The humour derives from the "fish out of water" nature of the images as Jimmy is frequntly edited into pictures in which one would not expect to see him. While early "Jimmy's" were fairly crude interms of their sophistication, recent additions have been much more sophisticated, some being fully animated- For example reference the picture of forum member Noble Locks in which his head alternates with Jimmy's. Such pictures mix humour with a social commentary of the forum as they question how much Jimmy has infiltrated the hearts and minds of the fuk community.