General Discussion: FUK Mannerisms


Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

15 Dec 2006 18:17
What mannerisms have you learnt from FUK that you find yourself using in the 'Real World'? And a rough definition. P.S the mannerism does not have to had originated from FUK. Just that FUK is where you heard it.

(No Homo) - When making a particularly flowery comment a FUKer will often end with this to make it clear that the speaker is not in fact a homosexual.

E.G "Does this Tote bag look okay with my coal drill 19cm's? (no homo)"

Homo can be replaced with almost any describing word as long as its used in the correct context, id est; (no Nazi), (no paedo), (no groomer), (no American) etc.

FACT - The meaning of the word is not changed but the use of it becomes more peremptory, hence caps.

i.e - " The guy is a complete rip-off merchant and a twat - FACT."

GET EM GIRL - Ineff need to do this one

Jimmy Hill - Jimmy Hill - In order to cause amusement for other fuk members, pictures are frequently photo-shopped to include big chinned British football personality Jimmy Hill. This originated as a means of questioning whether or not someone was telling the truth, deriving from the idea that if someone is scratching their own chin, that they aren't. With Jimmy one isn't quite sure what to believe and there is an element of suspicion where he is involved. Witness the "Jimmy postman" image in which Jimmy is propped up against a post-box in full Royal Mail Uniform. There is the strong suggestion that if Jimmy were your postman, you may not receive your goods.

The element of humour also derives from the "fish out of water" nature of the images as Jimmy is frequently edited into pictures in which one would not expect to see him. While early "Jimmy's" were fairly crude in terms of their sophistication, recent additions have been much more sophisticated, some being fully animated- For example reference the picture of forum member Noble Locks in which his head alternates with Jimmy's. Such pictures mix humour with a social commentary of the forum as they question how much Jimmy has infiltrated the hearts and minds of the fuk community.
(Morbius)

Det - as in; 'to det'
"to talk utter shite, absolute stonewall porkies"
(Stevomacca)

Merk'ed - I believe this to be a ghetto 'Owned' - commonly used by wannabe 'brap' gangstarr footballers like Rio Ferdinand, Aaron Lennon etc. Adopted in an 'ironical' context by some FUKers.

To dirge - To wear only one brand at the same time
(eent)

Nellyville - Something that is proper shit/chavvy and wouldn't be unlikely not to be seen on nelly i.e wearing a plaster on your face at an attempt to look gangsta'.
Though it can also be used when no one actually gives a toss about what is being said and that is the only response deemed worthy.
(MM2002)

Adam'd - Taking perverse pleasure in posting up 'rare' trainers, totally messed/dirty/ripped after a nights wear
(mbs)
Thats all i can think of right now and i have to go eat and get ready to go out. Can /mods etc please add to and edit as appropriate.

BAN! Used facetiously to point out a prior stupid comment. Indicating in jest that said FUKers comment was so ridiculous that he/she deserves banning for it.
Also used to flame retarded noobs, i.e.
RN - "I just bought a fab G-Star velvet jacket for £45 instead of £65"
FUKer - "BAN!"
Ruben
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10775 posts since 2/7/03

15 Dec 2006 20:29
FrIEND wrote:
Ruben wrote:
Jack loves his shoes wrote: Laughing out loud I started FACT I do belive.

cunt seems to be a piece of acceptable language on here too.

People were saying FACT on here when you were still rocking nappies..

FACT

… I thought about it but refrained. Laughing out loud
Brad
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5025 posts since 20/6/01

15 Dec 2006 20:32
morbius wrote: Jimmy Hill - In order to cause amusement for other fuk members, pictures are frequently photoshopped to include big chinned British football personality Jimmy Hill. The humour derives from the "fish out of water" nature of the images as Jimmy is frequntly edited into pictures in which one would not expect to see him. While early "Jimmy's" were fairly crude interms of their sophistication, recent additions have been much more sophisticated, some being fully animated- For example reference the picture of forum member Noble Locks in which his head alternates with Jimmy's. Such pictures mix humour with a social commentary of the forum as they question how much Jimmy has infiltrated the hearts and minds of the fuk community.

nice one, but missing a very important element there though, ie. the original 'chin-rub' reference that with Jimmy, you're not sure what to believe, it's a bit suspect, eg. jimmy postman
Ruben
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10775 posts since 2/7/03

15 Dec 2006 20:47
Jimmy postman is the best example imo. Really sums the whole thing up.

The new animated ones are amazingly funny but the OG ones still kill it - especially when they haven't been rinsed for a while.
morbius
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538 posts since 14/5/06

15 Dec 2006 21:28
Jimmy Hill - In order to cause amusement for other fuk members, pictures are frequently photo-shopped to include big chinned British football personality Jimmy Hill. This originated as a means of questioning whether or not someone was telling the truth, deriving from the idea that if someone is scratching their own chin, that they aren't. With Jimmy one isn't quite sure what to believe and there is an element of suspicion where he is involved. Witness the "Jimmy postman" image in which Jimmy is propped up against a post-box in full Royal Mail Uniform. There is the strong suggestion that if Jimmy were your postman, you may not receive your goods.

The element of humour also derives from the "fish out of water" nature of the images as Jimmy is frequently edited into pictures in which one would not expect to see him. While early "Jimmy's" were fairly crude in terms of their sophistication, recent additions have been much more sophisticated, some being fully animated- For example reference the picture of forum member Noble Locks in which his head alternates with Jimmy's. Such pictures mix humour with a social commentary of the forum as they question how much Jimmy has infiltrated the hearts and minds of the fuk community.
MrPlatinum
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8939 posts since 24/2/04

15 Dec 2006 21:34
you nonce
Brad
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5025 posts since 20/6/01

15 Dec 2006 21:38
MrPlatinum wrote: you nonce

nooo - it's good (typos aside Eye-wink )

Marian
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1321 posts since 20/6/01

15 Dec 2006 21:43
I recommend morbius for a golden jimmy Laughing out loud


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MrPlatinum
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8939 posts since 24/2/04

15 Dec 2006 21:46
Fair enough, I just hate people who over-complicate what they are in a vain attempt at sounding intelligent
sofasogud
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5198 posts since 13/3/03

15 Dec 2006 21:49
MrPlatinum wrote: Fair enough, I just hate people who over-complicate what they are in a vain attempt at sounding intelligent

Jaime perchance?
Ineff
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9849 posts since 7/4/04

15 Dec 2006 22:09
Commander_Venus wrote: (No Homo) - When making a particularly flowery comment a FUKer will often end with this to make it clear that the speaker is not in fact a homosexual.

E.G "Does this Tote bag look okay with my coal drill 19cm's? (no homo)"

Homo can be replaced with almost any describing word as long as its used in the correct context, id est; (no Nazi), (no paedo), (no groomer), (no American) etc.

GET EM GIRL - Ineff need to do this one

I also need the props for bringing (no homo) to Fuk haha. I got all my mates saying it too. Similar to on here, 'homo' gets changed to anything now haha.

I blame Fuk (and Ryans) for the use of the word 'cunt'.
carl lewis
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23965 posts since 14/10/04

15 Dec 2006 22:14
"Thanks for the Headz up"
"Copped"
"Drop"
andymakesglasses
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20552 posts since 26/1/06

15 Dec 2006 22:33
Brad wrote:
MrPlatinum wrote: you nonce

nooo - it's good (typos aside Eye-wink )

(no SOS)
Ruben
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10775 posts since 2/7/03

15 Dec 2006 22:35
Laughing out loud
Brad
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5025 posts since 20/6/01

15 Dec 2006 23:06
andymakesglasses wrote:
Brad wrote:
MrPlatinum wrote: you nonce

nooo - it's good (typos aside Eye-wink )

(no SOS)

absolutely, that is a new (no…)

sofasogud wrote:
MrPlatinum wrote: Fair enough, I just hate people who over-complicate what they are in a vain attempt at sounding intelligent

Jaime perchance?

werd
morbius
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538 posts since 14/5/06

15 Dec 2006 23:21
MrPlatinum wrote: Fair enough, I just hate people who over-complicate what they are in a vain attempt at sounding intelligent

I agree, just thought it would be a bit more amusing written in that style.
nick
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19733 posts since 2/5/03

16 Dec 2006 11:41
This thread demonstrates the art of the (no xxx)

http://www.fuk.co.uk/threads/womens_trainers
Chappie
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4881 posts since 7/6/04

16 Dec 2006 13:31
Ineff wrote:
Commander_Venus wrote: (No Homo) - When making a particularly flowery comment a FUKer will often end with this to make it clear that the speaker is not in fact a homosexual.

E.G "Does this Tote bag look okay with my coal drill 19cm's? (no homo)"

Homo can be replaced with almost any describing word as long as its used in the correct context, id est; (no Nazi), (no paedo), (no groomer), (no American) etc.

GET EM GIRL - Ineff need to do this one

I also need the props for bringing (no homo) to Fuk haha. I got all my mates saying it too. Similar to on here, 'homo' gets changed to anything now haha.

I blame Fuk (and Ryans) for the use of the word 'cunt'.

I'd blame

Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

16 Dec 2006 14:50
morbius wrote: There is the strong suggestion that if Jimmy were your postman, you may not receive your goods.

Laughing out loud
hayley
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12 posts since 20/9/06

16 Dec 2006 15:05
Werd
Nellyville
Sols world
Jack
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7300 posts since 12/9/06

16 Dec 2006 15:06
Sol's world is a good un.