General Discussion: FUK Mannerisms


Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

15 Dec 2006 18:17
What mannerisms have you learnt from FUK that you find yourself using in the 'Real World'? And a rough definition. P.S the mannerism does not have to had originated from FUK. Just that FUK is where you heard it.

(No Homo) - When making a particularly flowery comment a FUKer will often end with this to make it clear that the speaker is not in fact a homosexual.

E.G "Does this Tote bag look okay with my coal drill 19cm's? (no homo)"

Homo can be replaced with almost any describing word as long as its used in the correct context, id est; (no Nazi), (no paedo), (no groomer), (no American) etc.

FACT - The meaning of the word is not changed but the use of it becomes more peremptory, hence caps.

i.e - " The guy is a complete rip-off merchant and a twat - FACT."

GET EM GIRL - Ineff need to do this one

Jimmy Hill - Jimmy Hill - In order to cause amusement for other fuk members, pictures are frequently photo-shopped to include big chinned British football personality Jimmy Hill. This originated as a means of questioning whether or not someone was telling the truth, deriving from the idea that if someone is scratching their own chin, that they aren't. With Jimmy one isn't quite sure what to believe and there is an element of suspicion where he is involved. Witness the "Jimmy postman" image in which Jimmy is propped up against a post-box in full Royal Mail Uniform. There is the strong suggestion that if Jimmy were your postman, you may not receive your goods.

The element of humour also derives from the "fish out of water" nature of the images as Jimmy is frequently edited into pictures in which one would not expect to see him. While early "Jimmy's" were fairly crude in terms of their sophistication, recent additions have been much more sophisticated, some being fully animated- For example reference the picture of forum member Noble Locks in which his head alternates with Jimmy's. Such pictures mix humour with a social commentary of the forum as they question how much Jimmy has infiltrated the hearts and minds of the fuk community.
(Morbius)

Det - as in; 'to det'
"to talk utter shite, absolute stonewall porkies"
(Stevomacca)

Merk'ed - I believe this to be a ghetto 'Owned' - commonly used by wannabe 'brap' gangstarr footballers like Rio Ferdinand, Aaron Lennon etc. Adopted in an 'ironical' context by some FUKers.

To dirge - To wear only one brand at the same time
(eent)

Nellyville - Something that is proper shit/chavvy and wouldn't be unlikely not to be seen on nelly i.e wearing a plaster on your face at an attempt to look gangsta'.
Though it can also be used when no one actually gives a toss about what is being said and that is the only response deemed worthy.
(MM2002)

Adam'd - Taking perverse pleasure in posting up 'rare' trainers, totally messed/dirty/ripped after a nights wear
(mbs)
Thats all i can think of right now and i have to go eat and get ready to go out. Can /mods etc please add to and edit as appropriate.

BAN! Used facetiously to point out a prior stupid comment. Indicating in jest that said FUKers comment was so ridiculous that he/she deserves banning for it.
Also used to flame retarded noobs, i.e.
RN - "I just bought a fab G-Star velvet jacket for £45 instead of £65"
FUKer - "BAN!"
jaer
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1778 posts since 26/9/06

16 Dec 2006 15:08
home slice
stevomacca
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878 posts since 23/6/03

16 Dec 2006 17:34
Det, 'to det'
"to talk utter shite, absolute stonewall porkies"
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

18 Dec 2006 17:00
any more?
haz
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4334 posts since 7/1/04

18 Dec 2006 17:02
merk'ed - see merc'ed in the Book of Rio
Antmusic
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2592 posts since 23/9/06

18 Dec 2006 17:06
Ruben wrote:
FrIEND wrote:
Ruben wrote:
Jack loves his shoes wrote: Laughing out loud I started FACT I do belive.

cunt seems to be a piece of acceptable language on here too.

People were saying FACT on here when you were still rocking nappies..

FACT

… I thought about it but refrained. Laughing out loud

Ricky Gervais started it did he not?
ala*
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3001 posts since 20/2/03

18 Dec 2006 17:07
yeah, it's defo from the office.. i'd give noble credit for introducing it on here
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

18 Dec 2006 17:08
But who brought it to the universe of FUK?
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

18 Dec 2006 17:09
Quck-draw fingers, eh Ala*?
Murakami
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13343 posts since 9/5/05

18 Dec 2006 17:09
I thought it was Nobes that first started FACT on ere too
mr.white
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17101 posts since 10/7/04

18 Dec 2006 17:14
England 1 - Portugal 3
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

18 Dec 2006 17:15
nice avatar.
Martinmargiela2002
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25507 posts since 1/10/02

18 Dec 2006 17:16
mr.white wrote: England 1 - Portugal 3

That needs to be added as does 'nellyville'

Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

18 Dec 2006 17:17
Martinmargiela2002 wrote:
mr.white wrote: England 1 - Portugal 3

That needs to be added as does 'nellyville'

Aye, if someone could write a descrip'
mr.white
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17101 posts since 10/7/04

18 Dec 2006 17:21
mobs infamous squinting gypo pic
jet
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5758 posts since 20/6/01

18 Dec 2006 17:30
i vote that 'from your internet friend' is scribed on all parcels to fellow fukers from now on. it should definitely be a fuk mannerism.
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

18 Dec 2006 17:33
jet wrote: i vote that 'from your internet friend' is scribed on all parcels to fellow fukers from now on. it should definitely be a fuk mannerism.

That was too funny, but people would probably stop buying from classifieds.
chopper
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4735 posts since 16/3/04

18 Dec 2006 17:48
"sol's world" needs to be in there imo
Jack
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7300 posts since 12/9/06

18 Dec 2006 18:06
grooming
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

18 Dec 2006 18:19
Welcome to the site,
where do all this people suddenly come from tho, just appearing to pimp their goods and nothing else…how did you find this place to show your sale man?? not that theres anything wrong with it im just curious?
andymakesglasses
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20594 posts since 26/1/06

18 Dec 2006 18:23
Gaz wrote: What the fuck are you doing!