General Discussion: FUK Mannerisms


Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

15 Dec 2006 18:17
What mannerisms have you learnt from FUK that you find yourself using in the 'Real World'? And a rough definition. P.S the mannerism does not have to had originated from FUK. Just that FUK is where you heard it.

(No Homo) - When making a particularly flowery comment a FUKer will often end with this to make it clear that the speaker is not in fact a homosexual.

E.G "Does this Tote bag look okay with my coal drill 19cm's? (no homo)"

Homo can be replaced with almost any describing word as long as its used in the correct context, id est; (no Nazi), (no paedo), (no groomer), (no American) etc.

FACT - The meaning of the word is not changed but the use of it becomes more peremptory, hence caps.

i.e - " The guy is a complete rip-off merchant and a twat - FACT."

GET EM GIRL - Ineff need to do this one

Jimmy Hill - Jimmy Hill - In order to cause amusement for other fuk members, pictures are frequently photo-shopped to include big chinned British football personality Jimmy Hill. This originated as a means of questioning whether or not someone was telling the truth, deriving from the idea that if someone is scratching their own chin, that they aren't. With Jimmy one isn't quite sure what to believe and there is an element of suspicion where he is involved. Witness the "Jimmy postman" image in which Jimmy is propped up against a post-box in full Royal Mail Uniform. There is the strong suggestion that if Jimmy were your postman, you may not receive your goods.

The element of humour also derives from the "fish out of water" nature of the images as Jimmy is frequently edited into pictures in which one would not expect to see him. While early "Jimmy's" were fairly crude in terms of their sophistication, recent additions have been much more sophisticated, some being fully animated- For example reference the picture of forum member Noble Locks in which his head alternates with Jimmy's. Such pictures mix humour with a social commentary of the forum as they question how much Jimmy has infiltrated the hearts and minds of the fuk community.
(Morbius)

Det - as in; 'to det'
"to talk utter shite, absolute stonewall porkies"
(Stevomacca)

Merk'ed - I believe this to be a ghetto 'Owned' - commonly used by wannabe 'brap' gangstarr footballers like Rio Ferdinand, Aaron Lennon etc. Adopted in an 'ironical' context by some FUKers.

To dirge - To wear only one brand at the same time
(eent)

Nellyville - Something that is proper shit/chavvy and wouldn't be unlikely not to be seen on nelly i.e wearing a plaster on your face at an attempt to look gangsta'.
Though it can also be used when no one actually gives a toss about what is being said and that is the only response deemed worthy.
(MM2002)

Adam'd - Taking perverse pleasure in posting up 'rare' trainers, totally messed/dirty/ripped after a nights wear
(mbs)
Thats all i can think of right now and i have to go eat and get ready to go out. Can /mods etc please add to and edit as appropriate.

BAN! Used facetiously to point out a prior stupid comment. Indicating in jest that said FUKers comment was so ridiculous that he/she deserves banning for it.
Also used to flame retarded noobs, i.e.
RN - "I just bought a fab G-Star velvet jacket for £45 instead of £65"
FUKer - "BAN!"
MerciBeau
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4359 posts since 7/7/06

18 Dec 2006 18:55
chopper wrote: "sol's world" needs to be in there imo

Be-Lieve

the nigerian dialect speech needs to go in there.
BennyB
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660 posts since 17/12/03

18 Dec 2006 22:12
What about tree fiddy?

Which makes no sense til you see the legendary south park episode.

stoney
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17736 posts since 22/1/05

18 Dec 2006 22:43
fanboy, as in "sols a real xbox fanboy"
eent
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9015 posts since 25/2/05

19 Dec 2006 11:21
I think noble just stumbled across one in, wayt.

To dirge - To wear only one brand at the same time
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

19 Dec 2006 11:22
Cool yeah, that is a deffo.
dan-tours-velos
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3544 posts since 26/8/06

19 Dec 2006 11:24
Jack
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7300 posts since 12/9/06

19 Dec 2006 11:25
Laughing out loud

Why!!!
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

19 Dec 2006 11:28
his body aint bad (no homo)…but he actually HASNT got a dick. Jawdropping! why would you wanna advertise that fact. (no pee wee herman) please advise?
Martinmargiela2002
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25507 posts since 1/10/02

19 Dec 2006 11:30
'ross'ing you off?
jet
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5758 posts since 20/6/01

19 Dec 2006 11:59
awkward stance, no body hair, undefined crotch…

those pics make me feel like a paedo


suck your mum
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2393 posts since 7/4/04

19 Dec 2006 12:01
why post a pic like that on the internet?
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

19 Dec 2006 12:03
suck your mum wrote: why post a pic like that on the internet?
Ineff
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9849 posts since 7/4/04

19 Dec 2006 12:03
Noble Locks. wrote:
suck your mum wrote: why post a pic like that on the internet?
jet
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5758 posts since 20/6/01

19 Dec 2006 12:04
Noble Locks. wrote:
suck your mum wrote: why post a pic like that on the internet?

maybe the next fuk calendar could be much like the boys from ollie oaks one…any more volunteers?
Jack
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7300 posts since 12/9/06

19 Dec 2006 12:06
Cool

You know it.
andymakesglasses
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20552 posts since 26/1/06

19 Dec 2006 12:14
jet wrote: maybe the next fuk calendar could be much like the boys from ollie oaks one…any more volunteers?

check the Six Pack thread
Cazerelli
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12039 posts since 16/5/03

19 Dec 2006 14:22
his pants don't fit.
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

19 Dec 2006 14:50
jet wrote:
Noble Locks. wrote:
suck your mum wrote: why post a pic like that on the internet?

maybe the next fuk calendar could be much like the boys from ollie oaks one…any more volunteers?

What is this Ollie Oaks?
MerciBeau
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4359 posts since 7/7/06

19 Dec 2006 14:52
why?
guffer
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8474 posts since 28/5/04

19 Dec 2006 15:03
Commander_Venus wrote:
jet wrote:
Noble Locks. wrote:
suck your mum wrote: why post a pic like that on the internet?

maybe the next fuk calendar could be much like the boys from ollie oaks one…any more volunteers?

What is this Ollie Oaks?

dont you mean who?