General Discussion: FUK Mannerisms


Commander_Venus
Commander_Venus avatar

8620 posts since 16/7/06

15 Dec 2006 18:17
What mannerisms have you learnt from FUK that you find yourself using in the 'Real World'? And a rough definition. P.S the mannerism does not have to had originated from FUK. Just that FUK is where you heard it.

(No Homo) - When making a particularly flowery comment a FUKer will often end with this to make it clear that the speaker is not in fact a homosexual.

E.G "Does this Tote bag look okay with my coal drill 19cm's? (no homo)"

Homo can be replaced with almost any describing word as long as its used in the correct context, id est; (no Nazi), (no paedo), (no groomer), (no American) etc.

FACT - The meaning of the word is not changed but the use of it becomes more peremptory, hence caps.

i.e - " The guy is a complete rip-off merchant and a twat - FACT."

GET EM GIRL - Ineff need to do this one

Jimmy Hill - Jimmy Hill - In order to cause amusement for other fuk members, pictures are frequently photo-shopped to include big chinned British football personality Jimmy Hill. This originated as a means of questioning whether or not someone was telling the truth, deriving from the idea that if someone is scratching their own chin, that they aren't. With Jimmy one isn't quite sure what to believe and there is an element of suspicion where he is involved. Witness the "Jimmy postman" image in which Jimmy is propped up against a post-box in full Royal Mail Uniform. There is the strong suggestion that if Jimmy were your postman, you may not receive your goods.

The element of humour also derives from the "fish out of water" nature of the images as Jimmy is frequently edited into pictures in which one would not expect to see him. While early "Jimmy's" were fairly crude in terms of their sophistication, recent additions have been much more sophisticated, some being fully animated- For example reference the picture of forum member Noble Locks in which his head alternates with Jimmy's. Such pictures mix humour with a social commentary of the forum as they question how much Jimmy has infiltrated the hearts and minds of the fuk community.
(Morbius)

Det - as in; 'to det'
"to talk utter shite, absolute stonewall porkies"
(Stevomacca)

Merk'ed - I believe this to be a ghetto 'Owned' - commonly used by wannabe 'brap' gangstarr footballers like Rio Ferdinand, Aaron Lennon etc. Adopted in an 'ironical' context by some FUKers.

To dirge - To wear only one brand at the same time
(eent)

Nellyville - Something that is proper shit/chavvy and wouldn't be unlikely not to be seen on nelly i.e wearing a plaster on your face at an attempt to look gangsta'.
Though it can also be used when no one actually gives a toss about what is being said and that is the only response deemed worthy.
(MM2002)

Adam'd - Taking perverse pleasure in posting up 'rare' trainers, totally messed/dirty/ripped after a nights wear
(mbs)
Thats all i can think of right now and i have to go eat and get ready to go out. Can /mods etc please add to and edit as appropriate.

BAN! Used facetiously to point out a prior stupid comment. Indicating in jest that said FUKers comment was so ridiculous that he/she deserves banning for it.
Also used to flame retarded noobs, i.e.
RN - "I just bought a fab G-Star velvet jacket for £45 instead of £65"
FUKer - "BAN!"
jet
jet avatar

5758 posts since 20/6/01

21 Dec 2006 23:21
Homer wrote: Does anyone else think to themselves "LOL" when they see something funny ? Laughing out loud

i used to know somebody that actually said 'lol' instead of laughing when he saw something funny. pretty weird.
Homer
Homer avatar

23926 posts since 8/5/03

21 Dec 2006 23:22
jet wrote:
Homer wrote: Does anyone else think to themselves "LOL" when they see something funny ? Laughing out loud

i used to know somebody that actually said 'lol' instead of laughing when he saw something funny. pretty weird.

I nearly say it some times when something is mildly amusing but doesnt warrant a laugh
india
india avatar

5665 posts since 31/10/05

21 Dec 2006 23:23
same here. but sometimes saying lol makes me find things funnier.


usually me an me mate find it funny when birds chuck a LOL in on a text.

funny as in divvy.
Commander_Venus
Commander_Venus avatar

8620 posts since 16/7/06

22 Dec 2006 16:29
jet wrote:
Homer wrote: Does anyone else think to themselves "LOL" when they see something funny ? Laughing out loud

i used to know somebody that actually said 'lol' instead of laughing when he saw something funny. pretty weird.

I do that when funny but not funny enough to actually 'laugh out loud'.
But I say it in a really condescending, faux-ironical way.

Yesterday my mum was telling me and my sister a funny story that happened at work and she started proper laughing - so me and my sis told her to roll roung on the floor while she was laughing.
Mum didnt know why but she's game for anything (no gangbang).
So while she was doing it me and my sisted were poking her with chopsticks and shouting ROTFLMAO! ROTFLMAO! ROTFLMAO!
You know cause she was actually rolling on the floor laughing her ass off innit.
Jack
Jack avatar

7300 posts since 12/9/06

22 Dec 2006 16:31
Commander_Venus wrote: Mum didnt know why but she's game for anything (no gangbang)

Laughing out loud Properly laughed at that.
defunct
defunct avatar

1751 posts since 28/7/05

22 Dec 2006 16:32
Commander_Venus wrote:
jet wrote:
Homer wrote: Does anyone else think to themselves "LOL" when they see something funny ? Laughing out loud

i used to know somebody that actually said 'lol' instead of laughing when he saw something funny. pretty weird.

I do that when funny but not funny enough to actually 'laugh out loud'.
But I say it in a really condescending, faux-ironical way.

Yesterday my mum was telling me and my sister a funny story that happened at work and she started proper laughing - so me and my sis told her to roll roung on the floor while she was laughing.
Mum didnt know why but she's game for anything (no gangbang).
So while she was doing it me and my sisted were poking her with chopsticks and shouting ROTFLMAO! ROTFLMAO! ROTFLMAO!
You know cause she was actually rolling on the floor laughing her ass off innit.

"LOL"
Commander_Venus
Commander_Venus avatar

8620 posts since 16/7/06

22 Dec 2006 16:33
defunct wrote:
Commander_Venus wrote:
jet wrote:
Homer wrote: Does anyone else think to themselves "LOL" when they see something funny ? Laughing out loud

i used to know somebody that actually said 'lol' instead of laughing when he saw something funny. pretty weird.

I do that when funny but not funny enough to actually 'laugh out loud'.
But I say it in a really condescending, faux-ironical way.

Yesterday my mum was telling me and my sister a funny story that happened at work and she started proper laughing - so me and my sis told her to roll roung on the floor while she was laughing.
Mum didnt know why but she's game for anything (no gangbang).
So while she was doing it me and my sisted were poking her with chopsticks and shouting ROTFLMAO! ROTFLMAO! ROTFLMAO!
You know cause she was actually rolling on the floor laughing her ass off innit.

"LOL"
Eye-wink
Paolo G
Paolo G avatar

7408 posts since 10/8/06

22 Dec 2006 16:34
Commander_Venus wrote:
jet wrote:
Homer wrote: Does anyone else think to themselves "LOL" when they see something funny ? Laughing out loud

i used to know somebody that actually said 'lol' instead of laughing when he saw something funny. pretty weird.

I do that when funny but not funny enough to actually 'laugh out loud'.
But I say it in a really condescending, faux-ironical way.

Yesterday my mum was telling me and my sister a funny story that happened at work and she started proper laughing - so me and my sis told her to roll roung on the floor while she was laughing.
Mum didnt know why but she's game for anything (no gangbang).
So while she was doing it me and my sisted were poking her with chopsticks and shouting ROTFLMAO! ROTFLMAO! ROTFLMAO!
You know cause she was actually rolling on the floor laughing her ass off innit.

Laughing out loud a day in the life of commander v
Commander_Venus
Commander_Venus avatar

8620 posts since 16/7/06

22 Dec 2006 16:42
You should come in my house for a day, it's fucking manic. (no Texas Chainsaw massacre family)
t_dot
t_dot avatar

6087 posts since 1/8/05

22 Dec 2006 16:43
Homer wrote:
jet wrote:
Homer wrote: Does anyone else think to themselves "LOL" when they see something funny ? Laughing out loud

i used to know somebody that actually said 'lol' instead of laughing when he saw something funny. pretty weird.

I nearly say it some times when something is mildly amusing but doesnt warrant a laugh
i do it way too often, girlfriend used to hate it… she now says it aswell. I find it more satisfying to say LOOOOOOOOOL tho
Noble Locks
Noble Locks avatar

66963 posts since 10/7/03

22 Dec 2006 18:08
im quite feeling the quoting someone when you agree totally with what they have written…so much better than coorny 'what he said'. Cool
FrIEND
FrIEND avatar

13669 posts since 27/11/03

22 Dec 2006 18:13
Noble Locks. wrote: im quite feeling the quoting someone when you agree totally with what they have written…so much better than coorny 'what he said'. Cool
Paolo G
Paolo G avatar

7408 posts since 10/8/06

22 Dec 2006 19:48

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

obvious as fuck but hey its x mas
eent
eent avatar

9015 posts since 25/2/05

26 Feb 2007 17:44
Does someone want to define BAN! for this little collection?
andymakesglasses
andymakesglasses avatar

20552 posts since 26/1/06

26 Feb 2007 17:47
eent wrote: Does someone want to define BAN! for this little collection?

BAN! Laughing out loud
eent
eent avatar

9015 posts since 25/2/05

26 Feb 2007 17:49
Sad
andymakesglasses
andymakesglasses avatar

20552 posts since 26/1/06

12 Apr 2007 13:02
I asked my brother if TM Lewin shirts fitted true to size and he gave me a funny look Laughing out loud
Commander_Venus
Commander_Venus avatar

8620 posts since 16/7/06

12 Apr 2007 13:09
BAN! added.
Ruben
Ruben avatar

10775 posts since 2/7/03

12 Apr 2007 13:10
andymakesglasses wrote: I asked my brother if TM Lewin shirts fitted true to size and he gave me a funny look Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
nick
nick avatar

19733 posts since 2/5/03

12 Apr 2007 13:18
Paolo G wrote:
Commander_Venus wrote:
jet wrote:
Homer wrote: Does anyone else think to themselves "LOL" when they see something funny ? Laughing out loud

i used to know somebody that actually said 'lol' instead of laughing when he saw something funny. pretty weird.

I do that when funny but not funny enough to actually 'laugh out loud'.
But I say it in a really condescending, faux-ironical way.

Yesterday my mum was telling me and my sister a funny story that happened at work and she started proper laughing - so me and my sis told her to roll roung on the floor while she was laughing.
Mum didnt know why but she's game for anything (no gangbang).
So while she was doing it me and my sisted were poking her with chopsticks and shouting ROTFLMAO! ROTFLMAO! ROTFLMAO!
You know cause she was actually rolling on the floor laughing her ass off innit.

Laughing out loud a day in the life of commander v

we have to make our own entertainment up north, we can't afford the likes of Lee Evans.

The last time actually did LOL was the downs syndrome animals.