General Discussion: FUK Mannerisms


Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

15 Dec 2006 18:17
What mannerisms have you learnt from FUK that you find yourself using in the 'Real World'? And a rough definition. P.S the mannerism does not have to had originated from FUK. Just that FUK is where you heard it.

(No Homo) - When making a particularly flowery comment a FUKer will often end with this to make it clear that the speaker is not in fact a homosexual.

E.G "Does this Tote bag look okay with my coal drill 19cm's? (no homo)"

Homo can be replaced with almost any describing word as long as its used in the correct context, id est; (no Nazi), (no paedo), (no groomer), (no American) etc.

FACT - The meaning of the word is not changed but the use of it becomes more peremptory, hence caps.

i.e - " The guy is a complete rip-off merchant and a twat - FACT."

GET EM GIRL - Ineff need to do this one

Jimmy Hill - Jimmy Hill - In order to cause amusement for other fuk members, pictures are frequently photo-shopped to include big chinned British football personality Jimmy Hill. This originated as a means of questioning whether or not someone was telling the truth, deriving from the idea that if someone is scratching their own chin, that they aren't. With Jimmy one isn't quite sure what to believe and there is an element of suspicion where he is involved. Witness the "Jimmy postman" image in which Jimmy is propped up against a post-box in full Royal Mail Uniform. There is the strong suggestion that if Jimmy were your postman, you may not receive your goods.

The element of humour also derives from the "fish out of water" nature of the images as Jimmy is frequently edited into pictures in which one would not expect to see him. While early "Jimmy's" were fairly crude in terms of their sophistication, recent additions have been much more sophisticated, some being fully animated- For example reference the picture of forum member Noble Locks in which his head alternates with Jimmy's. Such pictures mix humour with a social commentary of the forum as they question how much Jimmy has infiltrated the hearts and minds of the fuk community.
(Morbius)

Det - as in; 'to det'
"to talk utter shite, absolute stonewall porkies"
(Stevomacca)

Merk'ed - I believe this to be a ghetto 'Owned' - commonly used by wannabe 'brap' gangstarr footballers like Rio Ferdinand, Aaron Lennon etc. Adopted in an 'ironical' context by some FUKers.

To dirge - To wear only one brand at the same time
(eent)

Nellyville - Something that is proper shit/chavvy and wouldn't be unlikely not to be seen on nelly i.e wearing a plaster on your face at an attempt to look gangsta'.
Though it can also be used when no one actually gives a toss about what is being said and that is the only response deemed worthy.
(MM2002)

Adam'd - Taking perverse pleasure in posting up 'rare' trainers, totally messed/dirty/ripped after a nights wear
(mbs)
Thats all i can think of right now and i have to go eat and get ready to go out. Can /mods etc please add to and edit as appropriate.

BAN! Used facetiously to point out a prior stupid comment. Indicating in jest that said FUKers comment was so ridiculous that he/she deserves banning for it.
Also used to flame retarded noobs, i.e.
RN - "I just bought a fab G-Star velvet jacket for £45 instead of £65"
FUKer - "BAN!"
Paolo G
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7408 posts since 10/8/06

12 Apr 2007 13:32
i SOL more than i do LOL

SOL (snort out loud)
Cazerelli
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12039 posts since 16/5/03

12 Apr 2007 13:33
i laugh like a witch. but i never say LOL out loud.
FrIEND
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13672 posts since 27/11/03

12 Apr 2007 13:34
Ruben wrote:
andymakesglasses wrote: I asked my brother if TM Lewin shirts fitted true to size and he gave me a funny look Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud thats a real good one as its so subtle that its easy to say by mistake.
carl lewis
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23965 posts since 14/10/04

12 Apr 2007 17:05
A Carl Lewis = Refers to Air Max 90's Infra Reds
MrPlatinum
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8939 posts since 24/2/04

18 Nov 2009 15:48
Smiling
guffer
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8474 posts since 28/5/04

18 Nov 2009 16:00
carl lewis wrote: A Carl Lewis = Refers to Air Max 90's Infra Reds

wtf Laughing out loud
Mowgli82
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1294 posts since 28/9/08

18 Nov 2009 16:02
Soemone pulled me up for saying 'for the win' in the pub. I have to really try not to say it.
MrPlatinum
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8939 posts since 24/2/04

18 Nov 2009 16:25
At work the other day I asked my project manager to PM me when he was ready to discuss my work Oops
nick2
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7231 posts since 18/2/09

18 Nov 2009 16:30
I used (no homo) on another forum, the guy in question went mental and I nearly got banned for being homophobic.

Was a shit, humourless forum.
MoB
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37195 posts since 31/8/04

18 Nov 2009 16:33
MrPlatinum wrote: At work the other day I asked my project manager to PM me when he was ready to discuss my work Oops


Hahaha there's been a few occassions when i've gone to say/use this.
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

18 Nov 2009 16:39
No homo slipped out in conversation the other day. I was half way through saying it when I realised so it didn't sound very convincing
Ineff
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9849 posts since 7/4/04

18 Nov 2009 16:44
We say PAUSE instead of (no homo) now. Since we were 17/18 we've said (no homo) so it's normal for any of us to say that in conversation.

I've told people I'll PM them about stuff Laughing out loud. I usually get out of it by saying "I'll PM you about that… on Facebook" and I don't get questioned.

InWonderland
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2662 posts since 8/2/07

18 Nov 2009 16:47
FML.. Say that far too often, and have got most of my friends saying it too..
Crudeoyle
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965 posts since 2/9/08

18 Nov 2009 17:03
Mowgli82 wrote: Soemone pulled me up for saying 'for the win' in the pub. I have to really try not to say it.

Because thats just appalling, its not even cool online, some guy said it like 3 times in a conversation with me at work once and i wanted him to to die.
Crackajack
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7968 posts since 21/4/05

18 Nov 2009 17:11
I do 'facepalm' in real life.
eliotness
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1506 posts since 1/2/09

18 Nov 2009 17:14
I keep saying PM aswell, but not in a "i'll pm you" way, in a "pm INSERT NAME" to take the piss, nobody ever gets those and then i realise what ive just said and walk away.
unCouth
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6883 posts since 3/11/07

18 Nov 2009 17:18
i thought (no homo) was a standard phrase used across the www?
Ineff
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9849 posts since 7/4/04

18 Nov 2009 17:21
Yeah man Cam'ron made it blow up ages ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUxMuk-T0gk
Sleuth
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5375 posts since 12/9/04

18 Nov 2009 17:40
Nellyville never fails to crack me up. It was the original fuk mannerism.

Can someone explain to me what Bunn(I think that is the correct spelling & term) means please?

Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

18 Nov 2009 18:31
I thought bun with one n meant to like bin it, get rid of something. Thats just a guess though.