General Discussion: FUK Mannerisms


Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

15 Dec 2006 18:17
What mannerisms have you learnt from FUK that you find yourself using in the 'Real World'? And a rough definition. P.S the mannerism does not have to had originated from FUK. Just that FUK is where you heard it.

(No Homo) - When making a particularly flowery comment a FUKer will often end with this to make it clear that the speaker is not in fact a homosexual.

E.G "Does this Tote bag look okay with my coal drill 19cm's? (no homo)"

Homo can be replaced with almost any describing word as long as its used in the correct context, id est; (no Nazi), (no paedo), (no groomer), (no American) etc.

FACT - The meaning of the word is not changed but the use of it becomes more peremptory, hence caps.

i.e - " The guy is a complete rip-off merchant and a twat - FACT."

GET EM GIRL - Ineff need to do this one

Jimmy Hill - Jimmy Hill - In order to cause amusement for other fuk members, pictures are frequently photo-shopped to include big chinned British football personality Jimmy Hill. This originated as a means of questioning whether or not someone was telling the truth, deriving from the idea that if someone is scratching their own chin, that they aren't. With Jimmy one isn't quite sure what to believe and there is an element of suspicion where he is involved. Witness the "Jimmy postman" image in which Jimmy is propped up against a post-box in full Royal Mail Uniform. There is the strong suggestion that if Jimmy were your postman, you may not receive your goods.

The element of humour also derives from the "fish out of water" nature of the images as Jimmy is frequently edited into pictures in which one would not expect to see him. While early "Jimmy's" were fairly crude in terms of their sophistication, recent additions have been much more sophisticated, some being fully animated- For example reference the picture of forum member Noble Locks in which his head alternates with Jimmy's. Such pictures mix humour with a social commentary of the forum as they question how much Jimmy has infiltrated the hearts and minds of the fuk community.
(Morbius)

Det - as in; 'to det'
"to talk utter shite, absolute stonewall porkies"
(Stevomacca)

Merk'ed - I believe this to be a ghetto 'Owned' - commonly used by wannabe 'brap' gangstarr footballers like Rio Ferdinand, Aaron Lennon etc. Adopted in an 'ironical' context by some FUKers.

To dirge - To wear only one brand at the same time
(eent)

Nellyville - Something that is proper shit/chavvy and wouldn't be unlikely not to be seen on nelly i.e wearing a plaster on your face at an attempt to look gangsta'.
Though it can also be used when no one actually gives a toss about what is being said and that is the only response deemed worthy.
(MM2002)

Adam'd - Taking perverse pleasure in posting up 'rare' trainers, totally messed/dirty/ripped after a nights wear
(mbs)
Thats all i can think of right now and i have to go eat and get ready to go out. Can /mods etc please add to and edit as appropriate.

BAN! Used facetiously to point out a prior stupid comment. Indicating in jest that said FUKers comment was so ridiculous that he/she deserves banning for it.
Also used to flame retarded noobs, i.e.
RN - "I just bought a fab G-Star velvet jacket for £45 instead of £65"
FUKer - "BAN!"
Ineff
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9849 posts since 7/4/04

18 Nov 2009 18:31
Bunn = burn
Murakami
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13343 posts since 9/5/05

18 Nov 2009 18:39
FML = For my lose ????
mirrored
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1180 posts since 8/7/08

18 Nov 2009 18:41
fuck my life
themistake
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10832 posts since 20/2/06

18 Nov 2009 18:47
i say (no homo) in real life, everyone seems to get it..
i also learned FML off 16 yr old girls saying it in real life..
6thEdition
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5882 posts since 7/3/08

18 Nov 2009 18:47
i saw fuck my life a lot.

can you get away with most other shit on texts??
biglforlife
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2100 posts since 23/9/06

18 Nov 2009 18:56
I use FML and FTW on texts which has resulted my friends using them in real life.
biglforlife
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2100 posts since 23/9/06

18 Nov 2009 18:57
Massive time
NB
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571 posts since 21/10/07

18 Nov 2009 19:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrYqHeH_Pk8&hl=en_US&fs=1&;
stelfox
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8488 posts since 11/3/09

18 Nov 2009 19:33
eliotness wrote: I keep saying PM aswell, but not in a "i'll pm you" way, in a "pm INSERT NAME" to take the piss, nobody ever gets those and then i realise what ive just said and walk away.

Do this too, and I've been putting ftw in emails recently, just slip out..
Owlix
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2054 posts since 16/10/08

18 Nov 2009 19:36
I say FML way too much, it's quite lucky that most people know what I'm going on about.
Crackajack
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7930 posts since 21/4/05

18 Nov 2009 21:39
Its pretty self explanatory when used in context isnt it?
billybrown
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3192 posts since 30/9/07

18 Nov 2009 23:32
Commander_Venus wrote: FACT - The meaning of the word is not changed but the use of it becomes more peremptory, hence caps.

WORD!

I just found out what fml means.

CV is one of my fave fukers. I miss his raps.
inversesquare
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6734 posts since 7/6/08

18 Nov 2009 23:32
themistake wrote: i say (no homo) in real life, everyone seems to get it..
i also learned FML off 16 yr old girls saying it in real life..
(no Phil)
themistake
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10832 posts since 20/2/06

18 Nov 2009 23:36
inverse square wrote:
themistake wrote: i say (no homo) in real life, everyone seems to get it..
i also learned FML off 16 yr old girls saying it in real life..
(no Phil)

nah it was deffo a phil moment, was in their tent and my two mates had threats of the police being called unless they left their tents..
inversesquare
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6734 posts since 7/6/08

18 Nov 2009 23:41
I retract my statement.
themistake
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10832 posts since 20/2/06

18 Nov 2009 23:42
mind you if anyone says (no phil) in real life then they have problems
Sleuth
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5375 posts since 12/9/04

18 Nov 2009 23:44
'Det'.

Reminds me of that gap toothed twat that used to post here.
loom
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1444 posts since 2/6/07

19 Nov 2009 00:19
It's not a fuk mannerism, but someone said 'omg' in the queue for coffee a couple of weeks ago, i facepalmed.

I stopped saying 'for the win' out loud when it became painfully clear that, beyond having a clue, most people thought I'd lost the plot. In fact I think all it took was once.

No homo would fit in fine but I'm so used to saying 'not in a gay way'.

Ineff, PAUSE is standard in my circles - actually really funny when used right. Has a nice shock factor. But its used in a bit of a different way to no homo.
billybrown
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3192 posts since 30/9/07

19 Nov 2009 00:20
Laughing out loud @ the mistake
mirrored
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1180 posts since 8/7/08

19 Nov 2009 00:21
biglforlife wrote: Massive time

i say this far too often. even got my brother saying it over the summer, and think i caught my flatmate saying it once too Laughing out loud