did you even say 'say cheese nonce'
General Discussion: The Fuk Restaurant Thread!
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20 Mar 2014 15:09
Where can i tske the slut for lunch on a saturday at the end of this month that i will get in if i book this week. Want somewhere a bit cool but where i can have a few drinks as well and not be rushed if you know what i mean. Or even a restaurant with a nice bar cor before and after near by would do. Planning on getting there about one and falling out about 6ish to get back to the village. Im so out the london loop now im nearing forty its fucking untrue. Used to be more in the know than the superfurture guide, age is a cunt and changes you truss.
The Artesian that Mob recommended me would probably suit your dolly. Lot of fancy drinks, which are good and plenty of food choice
http://www.artesian-bar.co.uk/
http://www.artesian-bar.co.uk/
So your as soon as the booze as touched your lips your straight to the loos man?
Donth think you will wait long and they arent fussy about how long you keep the table, we at there for ages drinking through the menu.
Have ome fucking odd drinks in there, I ordered one that was named after Dorian Gray and they brought out a big fucking mirror attached to the drink that your supposed so your uppsoed to stare at yourself or some profund shit. poured it straight into my empty glass and told them to get rid of the mirror.
Donth think you will wait long and they arent fussy about how long you keep the table, we at there for ages drinking through the menu.
Have ome fucking odd drinks in there, I ordered one that was named after Dorian Gray and they brought out a big fucking mirror attached to the drink that your supposed so your uppsoed to stare at yourself or some profund shit. poured it straight into my empty glass and told them to get rid of the mirror.
Thats why i try to never leave the house before six oclock. Go to the pub at one and by two when normal people and families are coming in im like a mad gurning cockney mouthpiece in the corner letting anyone whos in distance have it.
"Listen, listen, listen"
"Let me tell you, let me tell you this"
"Listen, listen, listen"
"Let me tell you, let me tell you this"
If i go to a real good restaurant with other people/couples, they tell me what to order cos they know they get to carve it up between them.
Chinese or indians always the best, cos then i dont actually have to even order anything, cos its like a bit of everything for everyone.
Oh and ive never ever been caught either, touch wood. Well i probably have but i don't remember any embarrassing launched out situations. (the two golden rules are never ever ever twos up in a cubicle under no circumstances whatsoever, and never line and note unless you are at home, always off the card whilst pissing or shitting)
Chinese or indians always the best, cos then i dont actually have to even order anything, cos its like a bit of everything for everyone.
Oh and ive never ever been caught either, touch wood. Well i probably have but i don't remember any embarrassing launched out situations. (the two golden rules are never ever ever twos up in a cubicle under no circumstances whatsoever, and never line and note unless you are at home, always off the card whilst pissing or shitting)
go to hawsmoor 7 dials and have the new 3rd burger.
had it last week and its insane.
"Tamworth pork patty with sausage meat stuffing and a couple of slices of smoked bacon. On the side there's sausage gravy for French-dipping and a couple of extra-long pork scratchings. To balance it all out we snuck in some Spring Greens which brings a little Sunday Roast into the mix and a dollop of homemade apple ketchup."
they also have also now put pulled pork in there too… 6 types of pork….
had it last week and its insane.
"Tamworth pork patty with sausage meat stuffing and a couple of slices of smoked bacon. On the side there's sausage gravy for French-dipping and a couple of extra-long pork scratchings. To balance it all out we snuck in some Spring Greens which brings a little Sunday Roast into the mix and a dollop of homemade apple ketchup."
they also have also now put pulled pork in there too… 6 types of pork….
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