so if i drink water instead of milkshake with my thrice daily mcdonalds supersize meal i will deffo get a six pack you are saying yeah? thats well cool
I admit, I LOL'd. At your stupidity no less.
"The key to this people is to implement your balanced diets and workout routines but remember to drink water like never before. It speeds up every metabolic process exponentially and will get you the results you want. If you want a drink, have Vodka because it's 60 calories per shot are purely alcohol based so you'd have nothing to worry about. FACT".

Your confusing me now, and im getting all of a fluster, i have got 2 big macs and a double quarter pounder with cheese in front of me, what do i help to wash it down to get my six pack, water or fucking vodka?? im well confused.
Obviously a Bloody Mary is the corrrect beverage, alcohol AND vegetables. On your way to 5 a day.
Anyway, all this food talk has made me hungry, I'm off to the chippy.