27 Jul 2006 12:28
This thread is dedicated to the little things in life that piss you off and you want to have a moan about, actually, maybe it's just me, but hey ho.
As I have already mentioned this week:
Girls that pay for a single white wine at a bar with their card…why? go around the corner and get some cash you lazy fucking cnut, you're not the fucking queen.
also
Why do girls insist on putting their makeup on on the tube? And why do they give me a dirty look when I can't helping looking at them, it's not becuase I fancy them, it's becuase I am wondering why they didnt get up a few minutes earlier and do it in the privacy of their own sodding bathroom. how would they feel if I got my toe clippers out and started lobbing nails off in front of them?
Volume on TV adverts. why do they put them louder? I work in TV and still no one can answer this question for me.
right now, that's enough…
nick
19733 posts since 2/5/03
27 Jul 2006 12:30
That little twat on the Frosties advert, I'd love to stick an axe in his cheery little head.
Also, people with BO, in this weather, on the tram, stinking the place out.
27 Jul 2006 12:33
Eh why did my post get deleted?
The TV ad thing, isn't that to attract your attention as you walk away to make a cupper… as that's what most people do when the Ad breaks are on.
Scrawny or fat guys walking around with their tshirts off.
Opium
2038 posts since 28/5/03
27 Jul 2006 12:34
Most people down Oxford Street. I hate them.
27 Jul 2006 12:42
Working for a company for 10 years, and constantly getting stiffed over, when it comes to the readies.
The American Media
People who talk like they were raised in Kingston, Jamaica. Blud!!!!
Cnuts who don't pay on Ebay.
Eammon Holmes. Incidently, there is a fantastic piece in this months Viz on him. Did you know that he recently had surgery on his throat, so that he can fit a whole battenburg cake down in one, without the needed for unecessary chewing.
Wankers who drive past my house, like they are on the final staright at Silverstone. It's a fucking 30 limit you tossers.
27 Jul 2006 12:42
Using the word partner instead of wife or girlfriend. It makes me think your gay.
Gary
236 posts since 15/6/06
27 Jul 2006 12:43
The price of fresh food
Smoking
Sentencing for criminals in this country
Never getting the decent toy in cereal boxes. Always get 5 crappy Pop toys before you get a Snap or Crackle.
27 Jul 2006 12:43
Those little bastards that sit on the bus with their mobiles blasting out horrible pop music. Why do people with no taste love to advertise it??
27 Jul 2006 12:46
Sweaty people who brush past you in the pub *gags*
Molten lava steering wheels
Opium
2038 posts since 28/5/03
27 Jul 2006 12:51
SMOKERS. There is NOTHING benificial to smoking whatsoever.
Sol
12241 posts since 17/3/03
27 Jul 2006 12:52
Gangs of chavs who race around on mopeds thinking they are Hell's Angels. They look like idiots and you are not cool because you can drive about on one of those things. I have to laugh when I see them come ragging into the highstreet, jump off, do some silly handshake to a mate and walk around the their helmet still half on their head.
Men who have to take their tops off in this hot weather. Yeah it's hot, but it's hot in other countries too…. You don't see Spanish men whipping their tops off while out shopping just because the sun has come out.
Pikeys… fucking hate pikeys. My bar got shut last week due to fear of it kicking of as the result of a pikey funeral.
People who walk around with attitude, not ncessary.
Most BMW drivers.
I agree, hate smokers too. Can't wait for the ban.
27 Jul 2006 12:54
fat girls who think they look good in that XS top theyre wearing. i dont want to see your stretch marked belly you pasty cnut!
when i get water lodged in my ear in the shower and the sound goes funny.
the way a little bit of sun makes chav blokes take their tops off. and if they have a little bit of muscle they think it gives them the right to puff out their chest and think theyre the bollox. go buy some deodorant you inbred waster of air.
