General Discussion: Grumpy Young Men


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xXFaithXx
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6678 posts since 27/5/04

27 Jul 2006 13:13
-Sarah- wrote:
xXFaithXx wrote: Dirty burds who make a wee and leave some of it deposited on the toilet seat. WIPE GOD DAMN YOU!

So true mate!

People in flip-flips/birkenstocks etc with rank feet - yellow nails, hard skin all over the place - actually makes me feel sick

Ugh. Skitty burds. Yuk.

Another:

When I go to the hairdressers, it always rains.

If I forget to take the washing off the line before work. It always rains

Forgetting to put the bin out when you've have 5lbs of proper french stanky cheese congealing away in it for the last 4 days already Sick!
burny
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5855 posts since 25/5/06

27 Jul 2006 13:13
Last night I sat in the park with my girlfriend having a smoke and a bottle of wine, and this scrawny pikey little fucker with a mowhake, and shirt off started circling the park on his bike(prob not his actually).

He started ridiing as close to groups and couples as he could, clearly thinking he was patroling the park like it was his own. I fuking hate shits like that, he ended up circle me and the bird for a bit till I told him to "fuck off you pikey little shit". Cnut
Hello World
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12123 posts since 7/3/05

27 Jul 2006 13:15
Ive reached a position in my life where I nothing of any significance to worry about at all. Why let anything insignificant disrupt this?
generic_guy
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9432 posts since 16/9/02

27 Jul 2006 13:17
Women (it's always women, and it seems to be most of them) who queue for 5 minutes at the checkout, then look surprised and start searching through their bags for their credit card, loyal card and coupons when the cashier tells them how much they owe. I genuinely don't understand, was your shopping free last time? Did you expect to be the lucky millionth customer who doesn't get charged? Some weird memory loss that means you constantly have to be reminded how shops work?
Perhaps not as annoying but something that really baffles me is what some women wear in public. Women with proper big bellies wearing cut-off tops, muffin tops wearing hipster jeans a size too small, women with fat pale legs wearing hotpants etc. I can't work out if these women actually think they look good? If the clothes they were wearing looked comfortable I would think fair enough they probably just don't care, but clothes that are too small are not comfortable.
I think it's definitely becoming more prevalent too, my brother has lived in Ukraine for the past few years and he's horrified by it, can not understand why anyone would want to emphasise their worst flaws like that.

HiFi
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1033 posts since 17/7/06

27 Jul 2006 13:17
truck drivers that overtake each other on dual carriage ways.
they can only go like half a mile an hour faster than the truck they're trying to overtake, it takes an eternity.

it costs me money because i have to slow down and then burn extra fuel to get back up to speed. I guess i just hate it when gits cost me money.
generic_guy
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9432 posts since 16/9/02

27 Jul 2006 13:21
HiFi wrote: truck drivers that overtake each other on dual carriage ways.
they can only go like half a mile an hour faster than the truck they're trying to overtake, it takes an eternity.
You don't by any chance drive on the A39 near Oxford do you? I know this problem is not confined to there but every time I drove from Newbury to Bicester there would be at least 2 traffic jams caused by some c*nt in a lorry trying to overtake another lorry going the same speed, it was so frequent I decided it must be some secret game they play, maybe they get points for the number of cars backed up or something?
UK
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314 posts since 19/1/06

27 Jul 2006 13:22
Luke wrote: fat people

Thanks mate.
xXFaithXx
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6678 posts since 27/5/04

27 Jul 2006 13:25
They do it because their lorries are capped at a speed of 65 or something around that (unless they are going down hill obv).

It's all recorded in their tacograph report, even rest stops. So if they have got a bit more momentum going than the lorry in front they are usually loath to lose it because it takes so long for them to get up to a decent speed in the first place.

As you've experienced, it doesn't always work out that way Smiling
michael
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3054 posts since 29/1/03

27 Jul 2006 13:29
UK wrote:
Luke wrote: fat people

Thanks mate.

i must say i concur with luke. i am fattist.
unless you can prove its genetics, or that youre ill, or taking medication that can make you put weight on (this applies mostly to women), then its all your own fault*. you fat cnut.

why should people (the majority) who look after themselves by exercising, eating well, and not overdoing the drink and cigs have to pay ( for the NHS bills ) for some fat waster whos just had a heart attack because theyve lived life like a pig? let them suffer. you brought it on yourself.

im all for the 'fat tax'.

* if there are any other valid reasons then feel free to add.


harrygoodfella
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1535 posts since 17/5/03

27 Jul 2006 13:30
generic_guy wrote:
HiFi wrote: truck drivers that overtake each other on dual carriage ways.
they can only go like half a mile an hour faster than the truck they're trying to overtake, it takes an eternity.
You don't by any chance drive on the A39 near Oxford do you? I know this problem is not confined to there but every time I drove from Newbury to Bicester there would be at least 2 traffic jams caused by some c*nt in a lorry trying to overtake another lorry going the same speed, it was so frequent I decided it must be some secret game they play, maybe they get points for the number of cars backed up or something?

Werdage Maximus. I got stuck down there yesterday behind several of these helmets. They do about half a mile an hour faster than the thing they are trying to overtake.

Which brings me to another gripe. Driving to Thetford from Wiltshire. Utter shite. On Tuesday it was carnage beacuse some dogs caused a pile up on the M4, which made me drive across country. Then yesterday, the A11/A14 was on fire or something, so I had to do the whole journey again. 4 and a half bastard hours.
Murakami
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13311 posts since 9/5/05

27 Jul 2006 13:31
1) Poorly behaved children are now labled ADHD or have attention deficit disorder when really they just need a fucking good back hander .

2) Cunts that dont indicate at roundabouts

3) People that cant read or write ( dyslexics dont count , I mean stupid people )

4) Guys that assume cause you are mo , you automatically want to fuck them

5) Bad manners , a please and thank you doesnt cost anything

6) Old people with shopping trolleys in the supermarket that just stop right in front of you for a chat

7) People that shout into their mobiles

8 ) Those cars that make that whooshing sound when you change gear

idiotbox
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3077 posts since 18/2/03

27 Jul 2006 13:33
truck drivers do it on purpose to have a bit of fun with eachother. One of the couriers that comes into work tld me.
anadin
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6650 posts since 24/5/05

27 Jul 2006 13:37
Murakami wrote: 1) Poorly behaved children are now labled ADHD or have attention deficit disorder when really they just need a fucking good back hander .

don't be a cnut, my other bro has autism and ADHD and was initially said to be a poorly behaved child. yea, until he tried to kill himself (when he was 12)… nice one Puzzled
Rirawin
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9344 posts since 17/7/05

27 Jul 2006 13:37
People who use "text speak" on forums, especially typing "2" instead of "to". Is it so hard to type that extra letter?
Chappie
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4881 posts since 7/6/04

27 Jul 2006 13:38
Americans…more specifically - loud americans!

People who drive right on your fucking bootlid. Not my fault you're late, get a watch you cunt!
SOS
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6483 posts since 12/10/04

27 Jul 2006 13:38
Big mac meal, extra cheese and supersized, with a diet coke.
-Sarah-
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774 posts since 11/10/05

27 Jul 2006 13:39
Murakami wrote: 1) Poorly behaved children are now labled ADHD or have attention deficit disorder when really they just need a fucking good back hander .

So true Laughing out loud

*People with more than 10 items at the 10 or less checkout - and the fucktards on the till that let them…

*People that put liquid in an ashtray, or put their cigs out in glasses. Haven't done bar work for years now, but it really bugs me,

*Non-Disabled people in disabled parking spaces.


I sound like a right miserable bitch Laughing out loud - I'm not, honest Eye-wink
Chappie
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4881 posts since 7/6/04

27 Jul 2006 13:41
Mickey Feckin Carroll wrote:
generic_guy wrote:
HiFi wrote: truck drivers that overtake each other on dual carriage ways.
they can only go like half a mile an hour faster than the truck they're trying to overtake, it takes an eternity.
You don't by any chance drive on the A39 near Oxford do you? I know this problem is not confined to there but every time I drove from Newbury to Bicester there would be at least 2 traffic jams caused by some c*nt in a lorry trying to overtake another lorry going the same speed, it was so frequent I decided it must be some secret game they play, maybe they get points for the number of cars backed up or something?

Werdage Maximus. I got stuck down there yesterday behind several of these helmets. They do about half a mile an hour faster than the thing they are trying to overtake.

Which brings me to another gripe. Driving to Thetford from Wiltshire. Utter shite. On Tuesday it was carnage beacuse some dogs caused a pile up on the M4, which made me drive across country. Then yesterday, the A11/A14 was on fire or something, so I had to do the whole journey again. 4 and a half bastard hours.

Some van full oxyacetylene had caught fire near a petrol station. They were sorting that for ages!
anadin
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6650 posts since 24/5/05

27 Jul 2006 13:43
-Sarah- wrote: *Non-Disabled people in disabled parking spaces.

yea, fraud happens, but we also have a disabled badge and will often park up without my bro in the car - but hey, if you're picking him up from somewhere then you've still gotta park near by. Cuntish traffic wardens who don't understand this piss me off though
UK
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314 posts since 19/1/06

27 Jul 2006 13:44
michael wrote:
UK wrote:
Luke wrote: fat people

Thanks mate.

i must say i concur with luke. i am fattist.
unless you can prove its genetics, or that youre ill, or taking medication that can make you put weight on (this applies mostly to women), then its all your own fault*. you fat cnut.

why should people (the majority) who look after themselves by exercising, eating well, and not overdoing the drink and cigs have to pay ( for the NHS bills ) for some fat waster whos just had a heart attack because theyve lived life like a pig? let them suffer. you brought it on yourself.

im all for the 'fat tax'.

* if there are any other valid reasons then feel free to add.

It is glandular!