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General Discussion: Grumpy Young Men
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21 Jan 2010 14:50
21 Jan 2010 15:01
no internet at all ? first ive heard of that
21 Jan 2010 16:38
Banned all Internet at work, fucking cunts, can't even check our bank accounts or anything now, this place has changed so much. Need a new job, preferably in new york. Posting from my iPhone while taking a shit. Girlfriend thinks I'm the biggest cunt in the world because I surprised her by buying her a bagel, which she ended up not liking (therefore I'm a cunt), ungrateful bitch.
I could carry on, fml
I could carry on, fml
Banned all Internet at work, fucking cunts, can't even check our bank accounts or anything now, this place has changed so much. Need a new job, preferably in new york. Posting from my iPhone while taking a shit. Girlfriend thinks I'm the biggest cunt in the world because I surprised her by buying her a bagel, which she ended up not liking (therefore I'm a cunt), ungrateful bitch.
I could carry on, fml
I could carry on, fml
no internet at all ? first ive heard of that
last couple of days i have been a proper grump..
turned up at our hotel the other night, me and a mate. we had rung in advance to say we was gunna be checking in at about 2am so can you please hold the rooms and not give them away.
arrive at 2 am, "sorry we have your rooms, but the door is jammed on one so we cant get in, it was the last two rooms im afraid so you will have to share."
called their bluff "oh ill give the jammed door a go myself mate"
"ohh no sorry sir, that will not be possible"
ended up sharing a room with my mate, which isnt a problem but the last thing you want sometimes.. but the hotel was probably the worst hotel ive ever spent £115 on. 4star apparently http://www.millenniumhotels.co.uk/copthornebirmingham/index.html avoid at all costs.
another thing, went to get Mcdo drive in at some silly hour as we was starving, got to the drive in, the max width thing is stupidly small, only for hatchbacks basically, so it was about 1.30am so me and my mate decided to walk thru the drive thru. no one would see us as it was empty and it would be fine… as soon as we had put our order in, about 15 cars turned up, first car was a bunch of indian wide boys smoking gear and upon seeing us thought it was the funniest thing. imagine the inbetweeners scene with "bus wankers" but "drive thru wankers" instead…
anyway we saw the funny side and decided to pretend to be on motorbikes for a laugh.. we "pulled up" (in character) to the food hander outer and no word of a lie the geezer straight faced says "no revving your engines mate"
turned up at our hotel the other night, me and a mate. we had rung in advance to say we was gunna be checking in at about 2am so can you please hold the rooms and not give them away.
arrive at 2 am, "sorry we have your rooms, but the door is jammed on one so we cant get in, it was the last two rooms im afraid so you will have to share."
called their bluff "oh ill give the jammed door a go myself mate"
"ohh no sorry sir, that will not be possible"
ended up sharing a room with my mate, which isnt a problem but the last thing you want sometimes.. but the hotel was probably the worst hotel ive ever spent £115 on. 4star apparently http://www.millenniumhotels.co.uk/copthornebirmingham/index.html avoid at all costs.
another thing, went to get Mcdo drive in at some silly hour as we was starving, got to the drive in, the max width thing is stupidly small, only for hatchbacks basically, so it was about 1.30am so me and my mate decided to walk thru the drive thru. no one would see us as it was empty and it would be fine… as soon as we had put our order in, about 15 cars turned up, first car was a bunch of indian wide boys smoking gear and upon seeing us thought it was the funniest thing. imagine the inbetweeners scene with "bus wankers" but "drive thru wankers" instead…
anyway we saw the funny side and decided to pretend to be on motorbikes for a laugh.. we "pulled up" (in character) to the food hander outer and no word of a lie the geezer straight faced says "no revving your engines mate"
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