General Discussion: Grumpy Young Men


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Hello World
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12174 posts since 7/3/05

21 Jan 2010 14:39
MoB wrote: I wet shave twice a year maybe as a clean shaven face makes me look about 10.

I have to wet shave once per month for my board meeting, aside from that its clippers once per week.
stoney
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17814 posts since 22/1/05

21 Jan 2010 14:47
wet shave every other day, always after 10 mins in the steam room for a nice clean easy shave. Never used a dry shaver.
deuce
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14143 posts since 21/1/08

21 Jan 2010 14:50
Banned all Internet at work, fucking cunts, can't even check our bank accounts or anything now, this place has changed so much. Need a new job, preferably in new york. Posting from my iPhone while taking a shit. Girlfriend thinks I'm the biggest cunt in the world because I surprised her by buying her a bagel, which she ended up not liking (therefore I'm a cunt), ungrateful bitch.
I could carry on, fml
DuffMan
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14389 posts since 21/2/07

21 Jan 2010 14:52
Jordan wrote: Girlfriend thinks I'm the biggest cunt in the world because I surprised her by buying her a bagel

Laughing out loud
deuce
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14143 posts since 21/1/08

21 Jan 2010 14:55
Oh yeah, and the taxmans leaving my ass bloody and bruised Cry
berk
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2118 posts since 24/3/08

21 Jan 2010 15:01
Jordan wrote: Banned all Internet at work, fucking cunts, can't even check our bank accounts or anything now, this place has changed so much. Need a new job, preferably in new york. Posting from my iPhone while taking a shit. Girlfriend thinks I'm the biggest cunt in the world because I surprised her by buying her a bagel, which she ended up not liking (therefore I'm a cunt), ungrateful bitch.
I could carry on, fml


no internet at all ? first ive heard of that Jawdropping!
AAA
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10013 posts since 15/12/02

21 Jan 2010 15:15
Electricity bill of £160 for 3 months, when theres no one here for most of the fucking week Evil
DuffMan
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14389 posts since 21/2/07

21 Jan 2010 15:23
Stop leaving all the lights on when you go out then?
saint nicholegs
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4355 posts since 13/10/08

21 Jan 2010 16:07
there must be something wrong with my bill then when my flatmate told me ours is £600 for 3 months. Laughing out loud
inversesquare
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6769 posts since 7/6/08

21 Jan 2010 16:14
Between how many? We got £242 between 6. Only 5 of us got to pay cos one stupid bitch got chucked out.
velvet
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9573 posts since 12/6/06

21 Jan 2010 16:15
new york? you been watching Alfie or Cocktail?

saint nicholegs
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4355 posts since 13/10/08

21 Jan 2010 16:17
between 3, in a 2 bed apartment.
DuffMan
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14389 posts since 21/2/07

21 Jan 2010 16:31
£600 Laughing out loud
burny
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6125 posts since 25/5/06

21 Jan 2010 16:34
They want in on your Malaysian wealth. Laughing out loud
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KaneJS
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2596 posts since 5/8/07

21 Jan 2010 16:36
Olegs you growing weed ? £600 is cerazy
themistake
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10865 posts since 20/2/06

21 Jan 2010 16:38
last couple of days i have been a proper grump..
turned up at our hotel the other night, me and a mate. we had rung in advance to say we was gunna be checking in at about 2am so can you please hold the rooms and not give them away.
arrive at 2 am, "sorry we have your rooms, but the door is jammed on one so we cant get in, it was the last two rooms im afraid so you will have to share."
called their bluff "oh ill give the jammed door a go myself mate"
"ohh no sorry sir, that will not be possible"
ended up sharing a room with my mate, which isnt a problem but the last thing you want sometimes.. but the hotel was probably the worst hotel ive ever spent £115 on. 4star apparently http://www.millenniumhotels.co.uk/copthornebirmingham/index.html avoid at all costs.
another thing, went to get Mcdo drive in at some silly hour as we was starving, got to the drive in, the max width thing is stupidly small, only for hatchbacks basically, so it was about 1.30am so me and my mate decided to walk thru the drive thru. no one would see us as it was empty and it would be fine… as soon as we had put our order in, about 15 cars turned up, first car was a bunch of indian wide boys smoking gear and upon seeing us thought it was the funniest thing. imagine the inbetweeners scene with "bus wankers" but "drive thru wankers" instead…
anyway we saw the funny side and decided to pretend to be on motorbikes for a laugh.. we "pulled up" (in character) to the food hander outer and no word of a lie the geezer straight faced says "no revving your engines mate" Laughing out loud
mr.white
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17101 posts since 10/7/04

21 Jan 2010 16:44
Laughing out loud

and yeah that door would of got dealt with!!
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

21 Jan 2010 16:45
KaneJS wrote: Olegs you growing weed ? £600 is cerazy
or using the electric cooker rings to spark up his salmons. Laughing out loud

and roflcopter @ themistake
inversesquare
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6769 posts since 7/6/08

21 Jan 2010 16:49
Heating the place by putting on the oven for the absolute win.
nick2
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7231 posts since 18/2/09

21 Jan 2010 16:51
inverse square wrote: Heating the place by putting on the oven for the absolute win.

I know a woman who tried to heat her bedroom with a hairdryer, and set fire to her bed.

Silly mare.