it's a flat what's all this about 'apartments'

what I recall about Leeds is that things in shops were like 37p, rather than 35 or 40.

For 3 years I haven't been able to access my credit card statement online and they did nothing to fix it, so last week I changed cards. I enjoyed cutting up and closing my old account.

I wouldn't be too jealous

my brother and his girlfriend just came into the room, i'm on my laptop on the sofa, i said hi and she just went all timid.

phone rings and my brother leaves the room. just me and her, i've been sat here now in complete silence for about 5 long minutes while she sits still doing nothing. she won't even grab the remote and turn the tv up or anything.

i don't even want to speak to her as she looks so shy it hurts. this girl won't even have idle convo with my mom.

show her one of the funny vids from our youtube thread, that will break the ice…some of them would make a man on death row piss himself.

Fukers are such awkward people

push a fart out

i would be chatting away to her about all sorts, i never ever sit in silence with someone like that. id be chatting bollocks and no matter how shy she would be chatting back. you do seem to be making it a bit awkward whitey la'.

and shit yourself, thats an ice-breaker.

Oh right, is that what that is?

Thanks for the reminder.