Edit: Thought so

£110 a month Porn Subs

i pay £1795 a month for my water bill.

Really. Moneysupermarket should sort you out.

Sorry for boring you with tedious money problems Vinnie.

no sorry my bad, just checked my bank and thats the repayments on the lambo, not the water bill.

We are listed as being 'disconnected' I.e. no electricity supplier. Last lot of tennants were spanish students so we will probably pin it on them. Only problem is to get the deposit back we need to show up to date utility bills.

Yeah but we might have to pay the electricity bill as well if they start nosying around. And there is damage to the floor / carpets they will try and screw us for deposit wise anyway

Got no problem with being asked for ID in supermarkets i have come to expect it, but yesterday me and 2 mates walked into a will hill sat down started to read the coupon and the women who worked there came up and goes have you any ID. I said 'who me' and she said no your mate he doesn't look 21.
We are all 23/24 and look are age imo.
Took the piss out of him etc, i had filled my coupon in by the time we walked out but didn't place the bet. Told my mates i would call into the one right next to my flat rather then going to one closer to theres. Walked in and was behind a guy in the queue and the bloke lent round the guy he was serving and asked me for ID.

I have been placing bets for about 6 years and have never once been asked for ID, had to walk out of there and go to the nearest Ladbrookes (where i usaully go) and had no problems at all as always.
Will Hill

dont get that much, but it is awkward if a birds texting you and then the come up on fb chat, now have a block section for such occasions/cunts im not arsed with chatting with who always try and strike up a conversation.

I got ID'd in Spar for cigarettes on Boxing Day
The woman took it and inspected it then put it behind the till like she was gonna keep, I thought if she does Im gonna jump over the counter punch her in the face like that time in the off licence when the guy said he was gonna keep my drivers licence cause he thought it was fake.

I'll raise you I had 3 in a row on Monday on Oxford Road.