This "hashtag" thing is really getting to me now. Heard an announcement in TKMAXX today saying to upload a picture (of your cheap clothes presumably) and tag it with hashtag something. So fed up with it.

Using a hashtag in ANY fora other than Twitter gets me. Hear people using it whilst talking too. Fuck off.

Does anybody even use them om twitter anymore?

So fed up of having to sit through same Prada youtube ad time after time. It's like they have no other ads but this one.

Wore new shoes today, fucked both feet, had to put on 5 plasters to be able to walk (no nan kid)

Charity fundraisers travelling home on my train. I didn't know this before but when they clock off for the day, their peak banter personalities don't. For half an hour I sat with three of them trying to figure out a riddle with 2 doors leading to heaven and hell, using my brolly on the table as one of doors. Then one of them had never heard of the saying 'rock and a hard place' before so proceeded to ask people on the train whether they heard it and if they could explain it to him. One of their mate's they kept referring to was called Teagan, some crusty middle class festival bird who wasn't with them but who I strangely began to hate immensely. Are they hired to do that work because they are naturally like that, or do they get trained to be complete chiefs?

Nah this was Blackpool/Preston to Manchester Airport.

Just got ideeed for a bottle of Tyskie in Morrison's by some eighteen year old black kid who was about 6.10. I'm 30. Left the rest of my shopping there. Fuming.

Also, found out a girl my age at work earns 56k a year. What does a bid manager do? Need to have a reassessment.

I bet you made him look really stupid when you did that.

What's him being 6.10 got to do with anything?