Cunts on facebook or instagram who put "the" before their partner's name, or other member of their family or friends.

"Out for lunch with the Matthew."
"So excited for the Mother's anniversary."
"Taking the Grandpa to the doctors."

Fuck the fuck off.

Some of these

Collect + are a bunch of useless fuckwits

Parcel sent from East London to Essex has done this fucking retards


Despatched from NEWTON_ABBOT DEPOT 14:13, Tue, 03 Jun 2014
Despatched from NEWTON_ABBOT DEPOT 09:20, Tue, 03 Jun 2014
Despatched from BRISTOL DEPOT 05:42, Tue, 03 Jun 2014
Processed at National Hub 22:50, Mon, 02 Jun 2014
Processed at National Hub 22:23, Sun, 01 Jun 2014
Despatched from BRISTOL DEPOT 12:32, Sat, 31 May 2014
Parcel misrouted, being redirected 04:44, Sat, 31 May 2014
Despatched from BRISTOL DEPOT 16:39, Fri, 30 May 2014
Parcel misrouted, being redirected 12:52, Fri, 30 May 2014
Parcel misrouted, being redirected 01:36, Fri, 30 May 2014
Processed at National Hub 15:57, Thu, 29 May 2014
Despatched from ENFIELD DEPOT 14:48, Wed, 28 May 2014
Parcel misrouted, being redirected 04:53, Tue, 27 May 2014
Processed at National Hub 22:42, Mon, 26 May 2014
Processed at National Hub 14:05, Fri, 23 May 2014
Processed at National Hub 14:04, Fri, 23 May 2014
Despatched from ENFIELD DEPOT 17:07, Thu, 22 May 2014
Parcel collected 13:11, Thu, 22 May 2014
Received at LONDIS, 13:12, Wed, 21 May 2014
Delivery booked 13:12, Wed, 21 May 2014

Irony is its happened to me and Ive not been the quickest on here in the past but thats incompetence at its very highest right there.

Going from Hackney to Basildon via that route is

Parcel Force Customs muppets!
after a handful of express deliveries, I've been dealt a wanker of a blow, Been rinsed £86 in customs charges on an item that cost £80!
after many phone calls to UK Border Force, PF and HM Rev\Customs. I ended up paying the fee's and i am now in process of "trying" to claiming back. also the fact I had to pay PF £13.50 Handling charge for this has insult to injury!!!

just had to pay £12.13 and £8 of that was handling charge, bet it's 5mins of paperwork as well.

Dont think any of its random. I think the queen gets people to sit there checking every single parcel and if any has a value over 30 dollars she gets her drinks money. How else would this happen in 2014???

UPS leaving a parcel on the doorstep, not knocking but still sending the delivery notification email because he knew he'd broken one of the jars inside. Scumbag.

sounded like my neighbour throwing a tennis ball against the wall, turns out was a moth the size of a golf ball bashing around my room. Now turned my back to get a magazine to fuck him up with and he's gone. Spent 10 minutes looking everywhere. Won't sleep till he's dead. Hate all bugs, daddy longlegs aswell can fuck off