Happened to me a few weeks ago, thought it was a bat at first, it was so big..
Ended up going to sleep downstairs..

Despite amazing weather, sudden amount of dickheads around recently over the past few days. Reckon it can be linked to England's world cup exit. Some people have nothing better to do now.

Fuck off back to your own country then. (jokes, sorry couldnt resist)

HMPO are doing the best to tell me that message as well.

My gripe, when you receive cold callers, and you're not the person they want to speak to or you don't have any debts or whatever they're calling you about.

They just hang-up the phone immediately.

No goodbye or nothing - just the hang-up tone

DHL guy is taking the piss with my MrP order. Apparently they deliver up until 8pm in my area. So i'm either the last delivery or it's not coming today.

Was the latter mate

Got another one, just found out Natwest have ended their partnership with Lovefilm/Amazon Prime so don't get my free subscription to them from my Account anymore.

100 % agree, its as if they are genuinely surprised that primark have awful conditions for their workers

Was on a Megabus the other day (Sister borrowing car) and there was this asian mother across from me with her son, nail scissors out cutting off split ends from her hair Fuck any form of public transport.

Yesterday I saw a lovely big German Shepherd walking about my street aimlessly so I ran down to the Tesco Filling station where there's always cops filling up and buying donuts, saw one and told him- he said he'd go and check it out. I bought a bottle of wine and headed back only to find the cunt stop and searching some old harmless alcy looking character. No wonder everyone hates you. Someone's fucking dog is roaming around waiting to be run over and that's what you prioritise. CSB

Jagerbombs, I've no hope of sleeping.