14 Jul 2016 14:36
I Do the school run most mornings - kids go to lovely little village school which is over run with chelsea tractors etc. Loads and Loads of letters from school politely asking people to park responsibly if driving kids to school as peeps in surrounding street are becoming increasingly frustrated etc etc
Council even deployed a guy to chase people.
There is a family that do this EVERY day ignoring the zig zag lines straight outside the school - geezer lets the mother and child, He just sits on the lines waiting a good ten mins for mother to return.
School bus arrived today for trip and could get past the knacker - still sitting on the lines.
RAGE ensued on way back as bus was now parked behind the bellend.
Banged on window - asked if he knew what the lines were for - Blank look.
repeated louder gesticulating - Blank look.
Geezer just doing the "don't understand head wobble".
THen he starts pointing at the bus saying "bus stop there". Then starts to get out of the car all billy big balls.
pushed him back into his seat shut the door and told him to MOVE!
screeched off leaving his partner standin!
Bus Driver pipes up sayin "P*ki always does it" just shook my head in despair.
14 Jul 2016 14:41
hope you voted #Brexit
26 Aug 2016 08:22
We moved from a quiet residential street to a city centre flat in Edinburgh in December. The location is fantastic and I've gradually managed to get used to the noise of construction work a couple of streets down, the screeching from the seagull hatchery on the roof of the flats opposite and the constant banging from the family of pygmy elephants that live above us.
But now one of our neighbours has got themselves a fucking chicken! I'm being woken up at 4 o'clock in the morning by someone's Good Life fantasy.
posted 26 Aug 2016 17:27, edited 26 Aug 2016 17:27
Demand a regular delivery of Free Range double yolkers or you're taking it to the council
27 Aug 2016 08:58
It was silent this morning. I'll keep you posted.
27 Aug 2016 13:39
To be fair that would drive me clucking mad!
27 Aug 2016 15:13
I can sympathise Andy - just had some new people move in next door and they've got some fucking ducks. Never before realised how much they fucking stink
27 Aug 2016 15:23
just boot the chicken in the canal