General Discussion: Grumpy Young Men


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adidaskev
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1001 posts since 30/11/11

12 Jul 2016 23:07
MuayThaiPimp wrote: Belfast problems…I can't get my food delivery tonight…cos the driver was scared to deliver to my apartment I live in city centre..as he was being threatened…and the van was being attacked..calls me to ask if I can meet him near by lol…I'm from west Belfast he says…me too son hell no!!

It's like the fucking purge outside…last nights view our window was fires everywhere like fucking LOTR when the beacons are lit….2m it will look like 28 days later..,2 houses were burned last night from the bonfires embers

This place is fucked sometimes…first year and last in this apartment lol…being serenaded by songs of killing Fenians now lol

Taken the Celtic defeat a bit over the top?
padawan
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4467 posts since 27/6/03

14 Jul 2016 14:36
MERCY! MERCY!

I Do the school run most mornings - kids go to lovely little village school which is over run with chelsea tractors etc. Loads and Loads of letters from school politely asking people to park responsibly if driving kids to school as peeps in surrounding street are becoming increasingly frustrated etc etc
Council even deployed a guy to chase people.
There is a family that do this EVERY day ignoring the zig zag lines straight outside the school - geezer lets the mother and child, He just sits on the lines waiting a good ten mins for mother to return.
School bus arrived today for trip and could get past the knacker - still sitting on the lines.
RAGE ensued on way back as bus was now parked behind the bellend.
Banged on window - asked if he knew what the lines were for - Blank look.
repeated louder gesticulating - Blank look.
Geezer just doing the "don't understand head wobble".
THen he starts pointing at the bus saying "bus stop there". Then starts to get out of the car all billy big balls.
pushed him back into his seat shut the door and told him to MOVE!
screeched off leaving his partner standin!
Bus Driver pipes up sayin "P*ki always does it" just shook my head in despair.

C-Stylez
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5232 posts since 4/7/12

14 Jul 2016 14:41
SMH

hope you voted #Brexit
sodomgomorra
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1603 posts since 24/3/14

14 Jul 2016 15:30
padawan wrote: MERCY! MERCY!
Geezer just doing the "don't understand head wobble".

The what now.
MuayThaiPimp
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7925 posts since 10/8/11

14 Jul 2016 15:35
Haha pad! Hard out here for a pimp Cry
andymakesglasses
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20590 posts since 26/1/06

26 Aug 2016 08:22
We moved from a quiet residential street to a city centre flat in Edinburgh in December. The location is fantastic and I've gradually managed to get used to the noise of construction work a couple of streets down, the screeching from the seagull hatchery on the roof of the flats opposite and the constant banging from the family of pygmy elephants that live above us.

But now one of our neighbours has got themselves a fucking chicken! I'm being woken up at 4 o'clock in the morning by someone's Good Life fantasy.
FrIEND
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13670 posts since 27/11/03

26 Aug 2016 08:48
Laughing out loud
nothingelseworked
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3560 posts since 21/2/10

26 Aug 2016 09:21
A chicken Laughing out loud
swede
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9828 posts since 21/3/09

26 Aug 2016 09:46
swear you can get them confiscated if you report it as a nuisance to the council Laughing out loud
JustinCredible
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2691 posts since 11/6/08

26 Aug 2016 11:52
Laughing out loud
smith
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11370 posts since 5/5/04

26 Aug 2016 14:17
WTF? Laughing out loud
inversesquare
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6742 posts since 7/6/08

26 Aug 2016 14:52
Laughing out loud
EssexBoyII
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7152 posts since 5/6/07

posted 26 Aug 2016 17:27, edited 26 Aug 2016 17:27
Demand a regular delivery of Free Range double yolkers or you're taking it to the council
JustinCredible
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2691 posts since 11/6/08

27 Aug 2016 08:00
Just logged into fuk to see if there were any updates on the chicken Laughing out loud
MuayThaiPimp
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7925 posts since 10/8/11

27 Aug 2016 08:39
padawan
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4467 posts since 27/6/03

27 Aug 2016 08:51
JustinCredible wrote: Just logged into fuk to see if there were any updates on the chicken Laughing out loud
andymakesglasses
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20590 posts since 26/1/06

27 Aug 2016 08:58
It was silent this morning. I'll keep you posted.
Guido
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12884 posts since 20/4/05

27 Aug 2016 13:39
To be fair that would drive me clucking mad!
gawkrodger
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7640 posts since 4/11/08

27 Aug 2016 15:13
I can sympathise Andy - just had some new people move in next door and they've got some fucking ducks. Never before realised how much they fucking stink
quest
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3689 posts since 11/7/11

27 Aug 2016 15:23
just boot the chicken in the canal