It was in response to the running thread

No point. Just with the current spate of metrosexual ponciness flying around on here I thought I'd make a light hearted joke in the totally opposite direction. I don't want too many people replying to this thread though for fear of RSI or hurting their fingers on the hard keyboard

I don't mind poncy metrosexuality as long as it doesn't go to extremes like what you mentioned. I reckon a lot of people cross the line to the point where it's almost tranny territory. Done on purpose for attention of others, be it girls or for themself.

we're sponsored by Voss at the trade shows. it's nice, but doesn't really taste any better than what comes out the taps in Scotland. and I usually drink it in vodka cocktails anyway

dont like them ones,