Random Questions: Homer And Mobs Thai Adventures Stories And Pics Thread!!


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KaneJS
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2596 posts since 5/8/07

23 Mar 2009 20:00
Looks like a good trip,
thinking of going here instead of Amsterdam in the summer now :/
snaye
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10271 posts since 24/10/02

23 Mar 2009 21:30
You have made that Jungle club pool look massive in those pics. Its tiny in real life, great view though. Nice pics.

There's a firing range across the road where you can hire M16's and various other automatic weopon's and shoot shit up without any ID, but the cash an carry nextdoor wont let you buy beer unless you are a member. Im sure i was told of one where you can blow up cows or something but that might be somewhere else.
Homer
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23820 posts since 8/5/03

23 Mar 2009 21:36
ah you been there,

Samuis best kept secret imo Cool Will have to stay there for a night or two next time
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

23 Mar 2009 21:38
why the fuck would anyone on this earth want to blow up a cow? Evil
id be in fucking proper tatters if i saw someone do that.
snaye
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10271 posts since 24/10/02

23 Mar 2009 21:47
Noble Locks wrote: why the fuck would anyone on this earth want to blow up a cow? Evil
id be in fucking proper tatters if i saw someone do that.

Fuck knows but Im sure Ive heard you can somewhere. Same with the gun action, when I was there last year I was staying with a friend who lives there and he had some scouse boys staying with him and everyone got nutted and at 8am these boys thought it was a good idea to go shooting after an all nighter. I swerved it. They where proper full on nut case scousers taxing local Thai blokes for Es at the Black Moon party. I didnt hang around for long.
snaye
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10271 posts since 24/10/02

23 Mar 2009 21:48
I never made it but Im told this is the place for Topper food on Samui and a good view.

http://www.drfrogssamui.com/
MoB
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35267 posts since 31/8/04

23 Mar 2009 22:04
Cant believe Lee didnt post the picture but we saw some cunt in phiphi wearing a flat cap, jeans and a fucking scarf!!!!!! Proper essex wide boy
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

23 Mar 2009 22:09
lifetime isp BAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for homer. Evil
TheTiger
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3636 posts since 23/2/03

23 Mar 2009 22:14
MoB wrote: fuck off was she a unit

Was that the one from the night I was there? Or another unit? Smiling

Those shots were huge - and it was one almighty chunda - but at least I didn't pussy out like Lee Smiling Even after I puked, I carried on going… shame on you.

Matt - can I apologise for Ali now Smiling twas the next day when he told me that he started laying into Jews, then after finding out that you were Jewish, pretended that he was also Jewish and telling you what a hard time he gets from people. Did he really say that? If so - what a cunt Smiling Then he proceeded to call me a Yemanite Jew for the remainder of the holiday…

Good times had by all - I snuck off with a hot little Swede that night but when I found out she didn't want a sex explosion inside of her I came back to find Matt 'chubby chasing' on the dancefloor. I just remember walking back with Lee and Matt to our hotels and then next thing I know, I turn around and MoB is running back to feed off the scraps from the 'tanks' that were still going at 4am…

Cheers fellas - was a pleasure.
MoB
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35267 posts since 31/8/04

23 Mar 2009 22:17
Chubby chasing, you fuckers are liars!!!
Also im not jewish but i made him feel really bad about being a casual racist Laughing out loud
Gaz
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2455 posts since 20/10/05

23 Mar 2009 22:17
:d
TheTiger
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3636 posts since 23/2/03

23 Mar 2009 22:18
MoB wrote: Chubby chasing, you fuckers are liars!!!
Also im not jewish but i made him feel really bad about being a casual racist Laughing out loud

Trust me - you didn't make him feel bad, you just embarressed him Smiling
PHiL
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8741 posts since 31/8/03

23 Mar 2009 22:20
MoB wrote: Chubby chasing, you fuckers are liars!!!
Also im not jewish but i made him feel really bad about being a casual racist Laughing out loud


Laughing out loud
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

23 Mar 2009 22:24
wheres the picture of the twat in the fucking hat?
MoB
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35267 posts since 31/8/04

23 Mar 2009 22:25
The Tiger wrote:
MoB wrote: Chubby chasing, you fuckers are liars!!!
Also im not jewish but i made him feel really bad about being a casual racist Laughing out loud

Trust me - you didn't make him feel bad, you just embarressed him Smiling

One of the mysterious of that night was what happened to those 4 birds me and you were with at the start of the apache dancing? From what lee said they were alright and we were well in then all of a sudden bang, epic fails all round???? Did i 'Obama' one of them up??
MoB
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35267 posts since 31/8/04

23 Mar 2009 22:27
Noble Locks wrote: wheres the picture of the twat in the fucking hat?

Its on his phone, it was one of the pictures we actually actively went about getting. The rest of the holiday we didnt really care about pictures but that twat in the scarf and hat had to be papped. Wasnt the best shot cos of iphone's non flash but you can make it out.
Sarny
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2113 posts since 25/5/07

23 Mar 2009 22:41
whens the best time of year to go to Thailand? - and did you just book rooms as you went along or all planned before?
TheTiger
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3636 posts since 23/2/03

23 Mar 2009 23:04
MoB wrote:
The Tiger wrote:
MoB wrote: Chubby chasing, you fuckers are liars!!!
Also im not jewish but i made him feel really bad about being a casual racist Laughing out loud

Trust me - you didn't make him feel bad, you just embarressed him Smiling

One of the mysterious of that night was what happened to those 4 birds me and you were with at the start of the apache dancing? From what lee said they were alright and we were well in then all of a sudden bang, epic fails all round???? Did i 'Obama' one of them up??

I went with them to the bar next door for about half an hour, and then like I said - pulled one of them, but she didn't want to bang bang, so I came back to find you guys.
Homer
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23820 posts since 8/5/03

24 Mar 2009 07:51
cant believe i forgot this….

it was pretty cold that night apparantly Laughing out loud


Ricer
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1711 posts since 14/3/03

24 Mar 2009 12:34
Good pics lads, heading back over for my 2nd time in October….where did you stay when in Patong Beach & on Samui??

Also wheres that viewpoint? looks mint…