FAKE

I am a very… I'm just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can't handle very, then I'm a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That's why black people love me … Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude's." - John Mayer

"Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing. It's ok though, because I've got some more vibrant colours like periwinkle at my disposal." - John Mayer

Wtf?

Periwinkle

You fucking pretentious hack, you didn't even like the blues until the last few years when u heard it was cool.

You fucking suck John Mayer. You have no class, you will never ever ever be Clapton, you fucking periwinkle pantywaste.

I fucking hate you so much.

i don't like his music and think he's a cunt but he's alright in that video cause 10 year ago that shit was funny when that was filmed.

Best thread title ever.

Would move to random if could.

@ fake roley