Dee
9655 posts since 22/11/07
27 Nov 2009 22:21
geog………….
A guy goes into a chemist and asks……..
"I need some condoms for my 10 year old daughter"
The chemist looks stunned and replies "your daughter is sexually active at 10?"
The guy says, "not really, she just lies there"
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not mine honest, just raping them from another site….
Just wasted a tenner on a pay per view video of Jordans dribbling cunt.
All i got was Harveys birthday video
SXFuzz
1731 posts since 22/5/07
8 Dec 2009 01:41
I accidentally sent a picture of my cock to everyone in my address book today. Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps.
8 Dec 2009 09:31
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him…
…a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Late?
8 Dec 2009 11:01
someone's been watching dave
8 Dec 2009 11:11
Stolen from a stand up I saw a few years ago, still enjoy it
I used to live next to a family of agoraphobic anorexics
bet they had a few skeletons in their closets..
10 Dec 2009 14:48
How do you find Will Smith in the snow…?
…Look for the Frsh Prints..
10 Dec 2009 14:50
Just got this text from my mum
…. Ive just realised what twitter is , the space between my twat and my shitter
10 Dec 2009 14:59
I thought that was biffins bridge
Sleuth
5368 posts since 12/9/04
10 Dec 2009 15:56
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
you can't peanut butter your dick up a girl's arse!
Sorry it's prob old, and childish though i've just never heard it before and it made me chuckle.
17 Feb 2010 15:11
Just burnt the pancakes.
They're so black and thin I'm waiting for Bono to start singing them a fucking song.
17 Feb 2010 15:25
Tom & Jeff, a gay couple, spent all weekend in bed having sex. On sunday Tom says "I'm going to the shop, don't you be wanking while I'm away!"
When he came back there was spunk all over the walls and the ceiling. Tom says, "I told you not to wank while I was away!", Jeff replies, "I didn't, I farted!"
17 Feb 2010 15:27
Ok we've got the racist and homophobic ones ticked off, anyone want to provide a sexist one?
17 Feb 2010 15:28
Women are shit, they havn't even got cocks, AMIRITE? GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN.
Thanks I write all my own material
17 Feb 2010 15:28
Blacks!? Gays!?
We don't talk about them on this forum you dirty bastards! Polluting our minds with such filth.
at the fact your mum sent you that
