fern britton fell over me.

simon pegg walking into me.

i was engaged to scott from five.

i know luke, luke was on you bet……twice.

i met max cunningham in bcm in magaluf

i was served a drink when i was underaged in a pub owned by one of the 1966 world cup squad.

jamie olivers uncle owns a pub down my road

i went to school with Jackie ainsley of darius fame.

I worked where that dude off the apprentice used to work.

i kissed Nick carter from the backstreet boys.

i stood next to James From busted in Clarence Yard in southend.

i have nothing more to give.

the one who was sending dirty messages to other woman or the other one?

f**cking class!! thats unbeatable

I will play for Manchester United.

its a long way to cycle in that crazy bike car thing they have

Im mates with Lee Murray (Fighter/ Accussed of stealing that 54 mill)

I was on a Ryan Giggs Soccer skills video in 1996

My Brother has been on "The Dragons Den"

I know Alex from Big Brother…erm…3 I think it was

I have been out on a night with Tim Lovejoy

im killing it today with celeb co-incides…he was in my local 'druids' in ricky high street watching the footy last night.

I post on the same messageboard as Noble who knows everyone on the celeb circuit

git i was going to use this.

my name aint media whore, so i dont like name dropping or self promotion, self wanking, self preservation, whatever.

i will tell you that boris johnson always eats MY salt and vinegar snack a jacks from my parents house though.