General Discussion: Last film you saw?


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krisricey
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1788 posts since 24/3/12

13 May 2019 07:58
MLI wrote: Was forced to see detective pikachu by my fucking idiot friend last night. At least he bought the tickets.

The PC-ness is so painful. It's definitely a movie made in 2019.

The heroes are a black kid and a white girl? tick.
The seemingly good white man at the start of the movie actually turns out to be super evil? tick
The seemingly evil white woman agent type is actually just a shape shifting evil pokemon controlled by the evil white man? tick.
Pikachu's dad is a good white man at the end but he looks like a young Guardian writer and he married a black woman so he's safe? tick
Pikachu asks the audience how they can't believe in climate change now during an EARTHQUAKE. tick
Pikachu suggests they go press the female reporter for more info but then quickly makes clear to the audience it's actually a metaphor. He then calls her a dame and is shamed by the kid and told women don't like that. tick.

Jesus Christ, I was really not liking the brainwashing of the kids (and some of the adults) in the audience and being talked down to constantly but stayed to see how many more left wing/social justice/identity politics messages they could cram into a movie about a fucking yellow piece of shit.

The effects were pretty good and the giant baby miming pokemon (fuck, is that a real pokemon?) is about the creepiest thing I've seen in a while. I had to look away.

By the way Disney has officially run out of ideas. The previews were for Toy Story 4, The Jungle Book, The Lion King and Aladdin.

Give this man a column
Rez
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7888 posts since 5/4/09

13 May 2019 08:27
Wish the world was anywhere near as left as it is in Mil's head Laughing out loud
krisricey
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1788 posts since 24/3/12

13 May 2019 09:47
"but stayed to see how many more left wing/social justice/identity politics messages they could cram into a movie about a fucking yellow piece of shit."

This is a real gem.