General Discussion: The life advice thread. Never do, say, eat or drink anything without asking how to do it in here first!


Guido
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12884 posts since 20/4/05

15 Jan 2009 15:56
Seems that for whatever reason on here the levels of stupidity are rising. I fear for a great many fellow fukers and think that with help from each other we may help guide each other through life….

So you know those stupid questions you dare not ask for fear of looking foolish or maybe you have a situation that you feel the advice and experience of wiser people than you could prove invaluable, then post it here!

Maybe we can link the student thread directly to this one? Eye-wink
6thEdition
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5882 posts since 7/3/08

15 Jan 2009 15:58
i often feel the need for a thread like this. thanks.

what shall i have for dinner?
Guido
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12884 posts since 20/4/05

15 Jan 2009 16:00
Food.

Next.
inversesquare
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6658 posts since 7/6/08

15 Jan 2009 16:02
This sounds like Noble's sort of thing, he'll sort out all the misguided teenagers.
thelann
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477 posts since 13/1/08

15 Jan 2009 16:05
never cut your own hair, i thought it looked so easy and ruined my fringe a few weeks back
MoB
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36545 posts since 31/8/04

15 Jan 2009 16:07
thelann wrote: never cut your own hair, i thought it looked so easy and ruined my fringe a few weeks back

I cut my own hair every couple of months with no problems.
mr.white
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17101 posts since 10/7/04

15 Jan 2009 16:10
does anyone else get this.. texting birds (including ex's) dirty messages asking to meet etc.. then after about 5 texts and 30 minutes later you have to knock one off and straight afterwards feel fully relieved you never actually went and met them but wish you had never sent the texts in the first place.. anyone get this feeling?
nick
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19732 posts since 2/5/03

15 Jan 2009 16:14
Whats the best way to lose weight, eat a healthy diet and exercise or stick my fingers down my throat after every meal ?
suck your mum
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2389 posts since 7/4/04

15 Jan 2009 16:22
mr.white wrote: does anyone else get this.. texting birds (including ex's) dirty messages asking to meet etc.. then after about 5 texts and 30 minutes later you have to knock one off and straight afterwards feel fully relieved you never actually went and met them but wish you had never sent the texts in the first place.. anyone get this feeling?

Its called getting the horn mate and yep, know the feeling Sad
Murakami
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13305 posts since 9/5/05

15 Jan 2009 16:26
Go travelling while you are still young

Have as much sex with as many different people as you can
nick
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19732 posts since 2/5/03

15 Jan 2009 16:28
Murakami wrote: Have as much sex with as many different people as you can

I'll second that, but add "always wear a condom"
nick
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19732 posts since 2/5/03

15 Jan 2009 16:30
Never do, say or wear anything just because you want to fit-in and be accepted, instead find people who accept you for what do, say and wear now.
Protege Moi
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5460 posts since 15/11/02

15 Jan 2009 16:32
MoB wrote:
thelann wrote: never cut your own hair, i thought it looked so easy and ruined my fringe a few weeks back

I cut my own hair every couple of months with no problems.

I find the trick to cutting your own hair is to use thinning scissors, that way you don't get blunt ends and if you fuck up its hardly noticeable. Thinning scissors are a must for people like me with thick long-ish hair imo, can keep the fringe in check easily.
schtoop
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12927 posts since 9/4/07

15 Jan 2009 16:33
gojira.
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4624 posts since 3/5/05

15 Jan 2009 16:37
nick wrote: Never do, say or wear anything just because you want to fit-in and be accepted, instead find people who accept you for what do, say and wear now.

Edit Schtoop beats me to it !
Laughing out loud
collizhun
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3880 posts since 19/10/06

15 Jan 2009 16:43
1.dont take acid if ur a pussy
2.dont fuck with ur mates exs
3.drink water
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

15 Jan 2009 16:44
i dont think you get the divvs have got the idea of this thread you lot (proving how much we REALLY fucking need it).
this aint 'put in snippets of advise to help people out' thread like 'dont eat yellow snow'.
guidos made it so people can ask wether to have tomato or brown sauce on they bacon sandwhich etc, no-one needs help in here till they have asked.

for instance:
i have just had an email saying i have won 50 million in a lottery i dont do?
should i send them all my adrress, my mum and dads and my juniour savers acount bank details and pin number or not?
thelann
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477 posts since 13/1/08

15 Jan 2009 16:47
yes do it, if they are nigerian royalty then they are twice as reliable
Guido
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12884 posts since 20/4/05

15 Jan 2009 16:55
Noble Locks wrote: i dont think you get the divvs have got the idea of this thread you lot (proving how much we REALLY fucking need it).
this aint 'put in snippets of advise to help people out' thread like 'dont eat yellow snow'.
guidos made it so people can ask wether to have tomato or brown sauce on they bacon sandwhich etc, no-one needs help in here till they have asked.

for instance:
i have just had an email saying i have won 50 million in a lottery i dont do?
should i send them all my adrress, my mum and dads and my juniour savers acount bank details and pin number or not?

Yeah it was intended for those who feel the need to turn to the internet for advice every time they have to use their brains. Recent threads tend to suggest many aren't!
nick
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19732 posts since 2/5/03

15 Jan 2009 16:59
I was pre-empting someone asking "should I change my appearance to be more popular"