General Discussion: The life advice thread. Never do, say, eat or drink anything without asking how to do it in here first!


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Rirawin
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9577 posts since 17/7/05

15 Nov 2021 10:37
swiftus wrote: What's the dating scene looking like for fukers? Are people still persevering with apps (holy trinity of Tinder/Bumble/Hinge)? Or am I missing something?

swiftus wrote: So probably too much information to share on a Monday morning but here we go.

Was with the gf on Friday night. Normally go in protected, but thought hey, caution to the wind and all. Feels all quite normal, until the point of entering her, when there is this numbing pain. Instant boner kill. The gf is upset that I don't fancy her. Tears commence Laughing out loud

A bit more reading when I get home, and it turns out I have phimosis. I'm uncircumsised, and basically my foreskin is too tight. The pain was caused when it was trying to roll down the head at the point of insertion. Not been a problem in the past with condoms. Gone down this rabbit hole now about how I didn't know this was a thing. I thought all pornstars were cut and that's why their dicks looks different Laughing out loud Convinced the gf that this was my problem, and booked in a call with the GP this afternoon. Lots of stuff on the internet, from stretching it out, to using steroid cream, to getting circumsised. Yay…

TLDR: I'm 34 and just found out that my dick doesn't work like it should.

Ubercool Playa
swiftus
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1641 posts since 1/7/09

15 Nov 2021 10:44
On another side note, reading a lot about how circumised sex is 40-60% less pleasurable than uncircumsised. These last couple of days have been an eye opener.
swiftus
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1641 posts since 1/7/09

15 Nov 2021 10:47
Rirawin wrote:
swiftus wrote: What's the dating scene looking like for fukers? Are people still persevering with apps (holy trinity of Tinder/Bumble/Hinge)? Or am I missing something?

swiftus wrote: So probably too much information to share on a Monday morning but here we go.

Was with the gf on Friday night. Normally go in protected, but thought hey, caution to the wind and all. Feels all quite normal, until the point of entering her, when there is this numbing pain. Instant boner kill. The gf is upset that I don't fancy her. Tears commence Laughing out loud

A bit more reading when I get home, and it turns out I have phimosis. I'm uncircumsised, and basically my foreskin is too tight. The pain was caused when it was trying to roll down the head at the point of insertion. Not been a problem in the past with condoms. Gone down this rabbit hole now about how I didn't know this was a thing. I thought all pornstars were cut and that's why their dicks looks different Laughing out loud Convinced the gf that this was my problem, and booked in a call with the GP this afternoon. Lots of stuff on the internet, from stretching it out, to using steroid cream, to getting circumsised. Yay…

TLDR: I'm 34 and just found out that my dick doesn't work like it should.

Ubercool Playa

Yeah, I was planning on breaking things up, but feel like I need to redeem myself now Laughing out loud

And then break up.
deuce
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14089 posts since 21/1/08

posted 15 Nov 2021 10:56, edited 15 Nov 2021 10:56
So in 34 years you’ve never once pulled your foreskin back? Not even to have a wash?
Sick!

But congrats on having sex, unlike most the melts on here @walnuts @swede @snaye etc
JustinCredible
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2720 posts since 11/6/08

15 Nov 2021 11:02
Laughing out loud

+1 for the uncircumsized crew

I'm a bit older than you but interesting how attitudes have changed to safe sex etc. - don't think I used a condom until years after my first shag
Best
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9944 posts since 21/10/05

posted 15 Nov 2021 11:12, edited 15 Nov 2021 11:12
Hanto wrote:
swiftus wrote: So probably too much information to share on a Monday morning but here we go.

Not judging the question/situation, but this definitely was an understatement.
Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
ismvil
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1999 posts since 16/9/11

15 Nov 2021 11:24
Legit haven't used rubber in years
swiftus
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1641 posts since 1/7/09

15 Nov 2021 11:30
ismvil wrote: Legit haven't used rubber in years

I wouldn't either if I was in a long-term relationship/married with kids…
ismvil
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1999 posts since 16/9/11

15 Nov 2021 11:31
Good point, can't imagine what the hood rat scene is like
swiftus
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1641 posts since 1/7/09

15 Nov 2021 11:32
deuce wrote: So in 34 years you’ve never once pulled your foreskin back? Not even to have a wash?
Sick!

Honestly didn't even know pulling it back was a thing. Must've slept through that class of sex ed.
eazypz
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3471 posts since 16/4/10

15 Nov 2021 11:39
swiftus wrote:
deuce wrote: So in 34 years you’ve never once pulled your foreskin back? Not even to have a wash?
Sick!

Honestly didn't even know pulling it back was a thing. Must've slept through that class of sex ed.

Years of built up smegma Laughing out loud
swiftus
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1641 posts since 1/7/09

15 Nov 2021 11:44
eazypz wrote:
swiftus wrote:
deuce wrote: So in 34 years you’ve never once pulled your foreskin back? Not even to have a wash?
Sick!

Honestly didn't even know pulling it back was a thing. Must've slept through that class of sex ed.

Years of built up smegma Laughing out loud

Oh, fucking hell, don't
MoB
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37251 posts since 31/8/04

15 Nov 2021 11:49
what the actual fuck have i just read
deuce
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14089 posts since 21/1/08

15 Nov 2021 11:54
We need pics
Rez
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8810 posts since 5/4/09

15 Nov 2021 12:15
fuck's sake i've got a fair amount of work to do today, last thing needed was for fuk.co.uk to have a thread like this
fudge.dredd
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1809 posts since 15/12/12

15 Nov 2021 12:21
+1 for the Jewish circumsized crew. It’s the only way.
Byte
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3055 posts since 16/6/10

15 Nov 2021 12:24
deuce wrote: We need pics
Sus
swiftus
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1641 posts since 1/7/09

15 Nov 2021 12:26
ismvil wrote: Good point, can't imagine what the hood rat scene is like

Yeah, it's one thing sticking your dick in crazy…another thing having a kid with crazy
ismvil
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1999 posts since 16/9/11

15 Nov 2021 12:26
#teamcircumcision
snaye
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11032 posts since 24/10/02

15 Nov 2021 12:29
Oh my days. 'Didn't realise pulling it back was a thing' Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud