fuk.co.uk | The life advice thread. Never do, say, eat or drink anything without asking how to do it in here first!

MoB

37251 posts since 31/8/04

15 Nov 2021 12:29

fudge.dredd wrote: It’s the only way.

or you could just wash

snaye

11036 posts since 24/10/02

15 Nov 2021 12:29

Sometimes fuk delivers gold and today is one of those days.

Vazza

4312 posts since 30/9/06

posted 15 Nov 2021 12:34, edited 15 Nov 2021 12:34

I love logging on for the first time in ages and seeing some weird post like @swiftus posted.

Last time I logged on, there was a kerfuffle about a Rolls Royce that some pretend baller was buying used rather than new like he said he was

joe6886

934 posts since 16/11/08

15 Nov 2021 12:34

Calling Burt to the draw a FUKer in paint thread

zoom

6745 posts since 22/7/05

15 Nov 2021 12:35

snaye wrote: Oh my days. 'Didn't realise pulling it back was a thing'

I’m fully mind blown.

I guess foreplay must be interesting

pentonville
pentonville avatar

1008 posts since 12/3/12

15 Nov 2021 12:36

swiftus wrote: booked in a call with the GP this afternoon

…but in the meantime why not test the water with a bunch of middle-aged men who like showing off their new jeans

Hanto

3293 posts since 30/11/09

15 Nov 2021 12:37

joe6886 wrote: Calling Burt to the draw a FUKer in paint thread

This

pentonville wrote:

swiftus wrote: booked in a call with the GP this afternoon

…but in the meantime why not test the water with a bunch of middle-aged men who like showing off their new jeans

Brings a new meaning to the phrase 'crotch blowout'

Sumbeam

1022 posts since 27/1/11

15 Nov 2021 12:38

This is mental

smokie

242 posts since 5/10/11

15 Nov 2021 12:39

fudge.dredd wrote: +1 for the Jewish circumsized crew. It’s the only way.

Unless it is for health reasons like Swiftus I think it is absolutely irresponsible to mutilate children without their consent.

swiftus wrote: Honestly didn't even know pulling it back was a thing. Must've slept through that class of sex ed.

So how were you having a wank up to now?

Vazza

4312 posts since 30/9/06

15 Nov 2021 12:43

Also the steroid cream won’t work unless the phimosis is very mild and from the sounds of your post it isn’t so prepare for a circumcision eventually when the cream doesn’t help.

Or just wear condoms rest of your life and keep never rolling back your foreskin.

Burt

6205 posts since 3/1/10

15 Nov 2021 12:43

joe6886 wrote: Calling Burt to the draw a FUKer in paint thread

That's way too much for my mind (amd limited artistic skills!) to comprehend - I'd have to burn my laptop after composing it!

Vazza

4312 posts since 30/9/06

15 Nov 2021 12:46

I just went on FUK for the first time in ages to see recommendations for hoodies

swiftus

1644 posts since 1/7/09

15 Nov 2021 12:48

Vazza wrote: I just went on FUK for the first time in ages to see recommendations for hoodies

Sorry to put you all through this!

Vazza

4312 posts since 30/9/06

15 Nov 2021 12:51

Sumbeam wrote: This is mental

Is it though? This is FUK after all and some of the shit posted in here over the years…

Vazza

4312 posts since 30/9/06

posted 15 Nov 2021 12:53, edited 15 Nov 2021 12:53

All I would say is that when I worked in Urology many years ago, it was amazing how many parents never knew they should be rolling back their son’s foreskin gently even partially (never force it) to dry the area after a shower, so clearly @swiftus isn’t the only one oblivious.

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