General Discussion: The life advice thread. Never do, say, eat or drink anything without asking how to do it in here first!


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MoB
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37384 posts since 31/8/04

15 Nov 2021 12:29
fudge.dredd wrote: It’s the only way.

or you could just wash Ubercool
snaye
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11109 posts since 24/10/02

15 Nov 2021 12:29
Sometimes fuk delivers gold and today is one of those days.
Vazza
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4312 posts since 30/9/06

posted 15 Nov 2021 12:34, edited 15 Nov 2021 12:34
I love logging on for the first time in ages and seeing some weird post like @swiftus posted.

Last time I logged on, there was a kerfuffle about a Rolls Royce that some pretend baller was buying used rather than new like he said he was Jimmy Hill
joe6886
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956 posts since 16/11/08

15 Nov 2021 12:34
Calling Burt to the draw a FUKer in paint thread
zoom
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6865 posts since 22/7/05

15 Nov 2021 12:35
snaye wrote: Oh my days. 'Didn't realise pulling it back was a thing' Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

I’m fully mind blown.

I guess foreplay must be interesting Puzzled
pentonville
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1062 posts since 12/3/12

15 Nov 2021 12:36
swiftus wrote: booked in a call with the GP this afternoon

…but in the meantime why not test the water with a bunch of middle-aged men who like showing off their new jeans Laughing out loud
Hanto
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3539 posts since 30/11/09

15 Nov 2021 12:37
joe6886 wrote: Calling Burt to the draw a FUKer in paint thread

This

pentonville wrote:
swiftus wrote: booked in a call with the GP this afternoon

…but in the meantime why not test the water with a bunch of middle-aged men who like showing off their new jeans Laughing out loud

Brings a new meaning to the phrase 'crotch blowout'
Sumbeam
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1078 posts since 27/1/11

15 Nov 2021 12:38
This is mental Laughing out loud
smokie
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242 posts since 5/10/11

15 Nov 2021 12:39
fudge.dredd wrote: +1 for the Jewish circumsized crew. It’s the only way.
Unless it is for health reasons like Swiftus I think it is absolutely irresponsible to mutilate children without their consent.

swiftus wrote: Honestly didn't even know pulling it back was a thing. Must've slept through that class of sex ed.
So how were you having a wank up to now?
Vazza
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4312 posts since 30/9/06

15 Nov 2021 12:43
Also the steroid cream won’t work unless the phimosis is very mild and from the sounds of your post it isn’t so prepare for a circumcision eventually when the cream doesn’t help.

Or just wear condoms rest of your life and keep never rolling back your foreskin.
Burt
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6311 posts since 3/1/10

15 Nov 2021 12:43
joe6886 wrote: Calling Burt to the draw a FUKer in paint thread
That's way too much for my mind (amd limited artistic skills!) to comprehend - I'd have to burn my laptop after composing it!
Vazza
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4312 posts since 30/9/06

15 Nov 2021 12:46
I just went on FUK for the first time in ages to see recommendations for hoodies Cry
swiftus
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1873 posts since 1/7/09

15 Nov 2021 12:48
Vazza wrote: I just went on FUK for the first time in ages to see recommendations for hoodies Cry

Sorry to put you all through this!
Vazza
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4312 posts since 30/9/06

15 Nov 2021 12:51
Sumbeam wrote: This is mental Laughing out loud

Is it though? This is FUK after all and some of the shit posted in here over the years…

Vazza
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4312 posts since 30/9/06

posted 15 Nov 2021 12:53, edited 15 Nov 2021 12:53
All I would say is that when I worked in Urology many years ago, it was amazing how many parents never knew they should be rolling back their son’s foreskin gently even partially (never force it) to dry the area after a shower, so clearly @swiftus isn’t the only one oblivious.
Mancunia
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920 posts since 29/10/12

15 Nov 2021 13:03
This is honestly a belting read. I rate the honesty all round but when you hear people say pull out game what do you think they mean?
Heath
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2556 posts since 26/7/06

15 Nov 2021 13:16
Weak pull back game you mean?
Heath
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2556 posts since 26/7/06

15 Nov 2021 13:19
swiftus wrote: These last couple of days have been an eye opener.

In more ways than one it seems.
Anto
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4111 posts since 19/1/12

15 Nov 2021 13:21
What a read! Shocked

I appreciate your honesty mate
NigelBenn
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4778 posts since 6/2/08

15 Nov 2021 13:22
Laughing out loud

More common than you’d think tho Swiftus. I know at least 3 mates who this happened to! They all ended up having it cut