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swede

10515 posts since 21/3/09

16 Nov 2021 15:30

LFC

MattC

883 posts since 20/3/12

16 Nov 2021 15:40

Sleeping bag

Reminded me of this video, sorry if its been posted before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdeNjU3S0X4

mtthrvy2

1988 posts since 8/11/10

16 Nov 2021 15:54

Redted checking his google Ads account wondering whats caused the massive spike in traffic

gbh-h

1521 posts since 4/4/13

16 Nov 2021 16:00

fucking hell

requesting username change to smegtus

menace

1131 posts since 3/5/12

posted 16 Nov 2021 19:43, edited 16 Nov 2021 19:43

zoom wrote: Also, was you just blowing your load into your foreskin and then just letting it slowly dribble out throughout the next few hours?

probably the most disgusting thing I've ever read

34 years man. You've not washed your dick longer than I've been alive

edit: can't remember how to quote

snaye

11109 posts since 24/10/02

16 Nov 2021 19:55

Forgot Covid19 outbreak in Wuhan. Smeg21 will be airbourne in the UK soon.

Jesus

6099 posts since 7/10/08

16 Nov 2021 20:08

got nothing

deuce

14165 posts since 21/1/08

16 Nov 2021 20:18

zoom wrote: Also, was you just blowing your load into your foreskin and then just letting it slowly dribble out throughout the next few hours?

Maybe he squeezed it out like toothpaste.
Please confirm

LFC

6044 posts since 14/6/11

16 Nov 2021 20:41

Fuckin hell

Never has a fuk discussion had me gagging in real life!

Imagine the whiff the poor GP’s guna endure

Dreep

1907 posts since 29/7/08

16 Nov 2021 20:47

fuk meetup at swiftus's gp.

deuce wrote:

zoom wrote: Also, was you just blowing your load into your foreskin and then just letting it slowly dribble out throughout the next few hours?

Maybe he squeezed it out like cheesepaste.
Please confirm

ginner

356 posts since 15/4/14

16 Nov 2021 21:00

On a train crying laughing at this, fucking hope the guy opposite doesn't ask me what I am laughing at.

How you cannot have pulled it back in 34 years blows (no pun/homo) my mind.

There's got to be some stinking bishop (rabbi) under there.

EssexBoyII
EssexBoyII avatar

7399 posts since 5/6/07

16 Nov 2021 21:08

Actual mushrooms growing out of your mushroom head

TROYBOY

1135 posts since 28/2/12

16 Nov 2021 21:27

snaye wrote: Sleeping Bag

Swiftus deffo not going to have that problem once someone takes a soldering iron to his helmet.

Lol, creasing up on the train home.
Get the bunsen burner out too while you have the soldering iron out. Be like my GCSEs all over again…..minus the smell of singed foreskin

Vazza

4312 posts since 30/9/06

16 Nov 2021 21:32

I blame his parents

swiftus

1873 posts since 1/7/09

17 Nov 2021 00:00

Vazza wrote: I blame his parents

Cheers Freud, I'll let them know

LFC

6044 posts since 14/6/11

17 Nov 2021 07:05

When’s the unveiling of the Casu Martzu?

bertoni

1506 posts since 29/9/11

posted 17 Nov 2021 08:23, edited 17 Nov 2021 08:23

quest wrote:

swiftus wrote:

snaye wrote: We have a corduroy thread, do we need a 'How does my penis work?' thread for Swiftus.

I'm all up for this. Can't wait to find out even more mind-blowing shit

remember you put your balls inside the condom too right?

Sleeping Bag

Fucking howling at this thread. Many thanks Swiftus. Needed this

smokie

242 posts since 5/10/11

17 Nov 2021 09:07

Maybe you can avoid circumcision with a hot soapy soak in the bathtub with some olive oil applied to the opening.
And then pull it back gently while in limp state.

deuce

14165 posts since 21/1/08

17 Nov 2021 09:55

You’re a 1, aren’t you?

snaye

11109 posts since 24/10/02

17 Nov 2021 10:48

Swiftus have you told any of your real life friends?

If so are their mind blown…

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