General Discussion: The life advice thread. Never do, say, eat or drink anything without asking how to do it in here first!


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swede
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10515 posts since 21/3/09

16 Nov 2021 15:30
LFC Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
MattC
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883 posts since 20/3/12

16 Nov 2021 15:40
Sleeping bagLaughing out loud

Reminded me of this video, sorry if its been posted before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdeNjU3S0X4
mtthrvy2
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1988 posts since 8/11/10

16 Nov 2021 15:54
Redted checking his google Ads account wondering whats caused the massive spike in traffic

gbh-h
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1521 posts since 4/4/13

16 Nov 2021 16:00
fucking hell Laughing out loud

requesting username change to smegtus
menace
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1131 posts since 3/5/12

posted 16 Nov 2021 19:43, edited 16 Nov 2021 19:43
zoom wrote: Also, was you just blowing your load into your foreskin and then just letting it slowly dribble out throughout the next few hours?

probably the most disgusting thing I've ever read Sick!

34 years man. You've not washed your dick longer than I've been alive

edit: can't remember how to quote
snaye
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11109 posts since 24/10/02

16 Nov 2021 19:55
Forgot Covid19 outbreak in Wuhan. Smeg21 will be airbourne in the UK soon.
Jesus
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6099 posts since 7/10/08

16 Nov 2021 20:08
got nothing Laughing out loud Jimmy Hill jawdrop
deuce
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14165 posts since 21/1/08

16 Nov 2021 20:18
zoom wrote: Also, was you just blowing your load into your foreskin and then just letting it slowly dribble out throughout the next few hours?
Laughing out loud
Maybe he squeezed it out like toothpaste.
Please confirm
LFC
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6044 posts since 14/6/11

16 Nov 2021 20:41
Fuckin hell Laughing out loud Never has a fuk discussion had me gagging in real life!

Imagine the whiff the poor GP’s guna endure

Dreep
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1907 posts since 29/7/08

16 Nov 2021 20:47
fuk meetup at swiftus's gp.
deuce wrote:
zoom wrote: Also, was you just blowing your load into your foreskin and then just letting it slowly dribble out throughout the next few hours?
Laughing out loud
Maybe he squeezed it out like cheesepaste.
Please confirm
ginner
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356 posts since 15/4/14

16 Nov 2021 21:00
On a train crying laughing at this, fucking hope the guy opposite doesn't ask me what I am laughing at.

How you cannot have pulled it back in 34 years blows (no pun/homo) my mind.

There's got to be some stinking bishop (rabbi) under there.
EssexBoyII
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7399 posts since 5/6/07

16 Nov 2021 21:08
Actual mushrooms growing out of your mushroom head
TROYBOY
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1135 posts since 28/2/12

16 Nov 2021 21:27
snaye wrote: Sleeping Bag Laughing out loud

Swiftus deffo not going to have that problem once someone takes a soldering iron to his helmet.

Lol, creasing up on the train home.
Get the bunsen burner out too while you have the soldering iron out. Be like my GCSEs all over again…..minus the smell of singed foreskin
Vazza
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4312 posts since 30/9/06

16 Nov 2021 21:32
I blame his parents
swiftus
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1873 posts since 1/7/09

17 Nov 2021 00:00
Vazza wrote: I blame his parents

Cheers Freud, I'll let them know
LFC
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6044 posts since 14/6/11

17 Nov 2021 07:05
When’s the unveiling of the Casu Martzu?
bertoni
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1506 posts since 29/9/11

posted 17 Nov 2021 08:23, edited 17 Nov 2021 08:23
quest wrote:
swiftus wrote:
snaye wrote: We have a corduroy thread, do we need a 'How does my penis work?' thread for Swiftus.

I'm all up for this. Can't wait to find out even more mind-blowing shit

remember you put your balls inside the condom too right?

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Sleeping Bag Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Fucking howling at this thread. Many thanks Swiftus. Needed this Eye-wink
smokie
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242 posts since 5/10/11

17 Nov 2021 09:07
Maybe you can avoid circumcision with a hot soapy soak in the bathtub with some olive oil applied to the opening.
And then pull it back gently while in limp state.
deuce
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14165 posts since 21/1/08

17 Nov 2021 09:55

You’re a 1, aren’t you?
snaye
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11109 posts since 24/10/02

17 Nov 2021 10:48
Swiftus have you told any of your real life friends?

If so are their mind blown…