General Discussion: The life advice thread. Never do, say, eat or drink anything without asking how to do it in here first!


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6thEdition
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5882 posts since 7/3/08

16 Jan 2009 00:05
i have just been ice skating with a few mates, one ii wouldn't mind shagging, she was wearing leggings and a really short dress…. normally this is really hot on random girls, but girls i know it doesn't really get to me.

does this mean i don't actually fancy her ?
deuce
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13602 posts since 21/1/08

16 Jan 2009 00:08
first we need to see pictures, preferably with her tits out
Brad
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5019 posts since 20/6/01

16 Jan 2009 00:32
6thEdition wrote: i have just been ice skating with a few mates, one ii wouldn't mind shagging, she was wearing leggings and a really short dress…. normally this is really hot on random girls, but girls i know it doesn't really get to me.

does this mean i don't actually fancy her ?

CV, get in
DesignGuy
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398 posts since 1/4/08

16 Jan 2009 00:40
It's well known the uglier a girl is —the *dirtier* they are… Orthodoxy suggests ugly girls date ugly boys,
and any who choose to date above their station, levels of dirt thrown around the bedroom increase
exponentially as a mechanism to retain their man —Do people find this necessarily to be true?

Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

16 Jan 2009 01:37
Brad wrote:
6thEdition wrote: i have just been ice skating with a few mates, one ii wouldn't mind shagging, she was wearing leggings and a really short dress…. normally this is really hot on random girls, but girls i know it doesn't really get to me.

does this mean i don't actually fancy her ?

CV, get in

You get my stamp of approval. 6thEdition you're a homo, deal with it.
jet
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5758 posts since 20/6/01

16 Jan 2009 13:10
DesignGuy wrote: It's well known the uglier a girl is —the *dirtier* they are… Orthodoxy suggests ugly girls date ugly boys,
and any who choose to date above their station, levels of dirt thrown around the bedroom increase
exponentially as a mechanism to retain their man —Do people find this necessarily to be true?

it's crazy talk. sometimes you get uggos that are keener to please because they don't look so hot (wears off), and then sometimes you get uggos that lack the confidence to be filth, but mostly you get uggos that don't know they're uggos so it doesn't make any difference at all.

i have a rule, which is never to bed anyone that doesn't enjoy their food (that doesn't mean fatties) and this has served me well.



nick
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19732 posts since 2/5/03

16 Jan 2009 13:13
jet wrote:
DesignGuy wrote: It's well known the uglier a girl is —the *dirtier* they are… Orthodoxy suggests ugly girls date ugly boys,
and any who choose to date above their station, levels of dirt thrown around the bedroom increase
exponentially as a mechanism to retain their man —Do people find this necessarily to be true?

it's crazy talk. sometimes you get uggos that are keener to please because they don't look so hot (wears off), and then sometimes you get uggos that lack the confidence to be filth, but mostly you get uggos that don't know they're uggos so it doesn't make any difference at all.

i have a rule, which is never to bed anyone that doesn't enjoy their food (that doesn't mean fatties) and this has served me well.


So much for "new man"
FrIEND
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13421 posts since 27/11/03

16 Jan 2009 13:24
jet wrote: i have a rule, which is never to bed anyone that doesn't enjoy their food (that doesn't mean fatties) and this has served me well.

I dont really understand this - are you being crude?
Murakami
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13305 posts since 9/5/05

16 Jan 2009 13:26
Who the hell doesnt enjoy pure unadulaterated joyous filth , the dirtier the better gets me a going
jet
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5758 posts since 20/6/01

16 Jan 2009 13:29
FrIEND wrote:
jet wrote: i have a rule, which is never to bed anyone that doesn't enjoy their food (that doesn't mean fatties) and this has served me well.

I dont really understand this - are you being crude?

Laughing out loud no.

i genuinely stick to the rule, have done for years. if a boy barely eats anything, is a really fussy eater, or doesn't like eating in front of others, then it's a no. any time i've broken the rule has been a mistake.

for me, the rule works, so i don't question it.
MB
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4343 posts since 27/9/05

16 Jan 2009 13:30
Murakami wrote: Who the hell doesnt enjoy pure unadulaterated joyous filth , the dirtier the better gets me a going

truth. Also, the older i've got i've realised its not just the ugly birds who are filth, three of the best looking birds i've ever pulled have all been pornstar filth
nick
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19732 posts since 2/5/03

16 Jan 2009 13:32
mase wrote:
Murakami wrote: Who the hell doesnt enjoy pure unadulaterated joyous filth , the dirtier the better gets me a going

truth. Also, the older i've got i've realised its not just the ugly birds who are filth, three of the best looking birds i've ever pulled have all been pornstar filth

What are we classing as "filth", yellow, brown, red ?
MB
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4343 posts since 27/9/05

16 Jan 2009 13:34
all of the above
Murakami
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13305 posts since 9/5/05

16 Jan 2009 13:38
No no no Laughing out loud I draw the line at brown and yellow Sick!
nick
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19732 posts since 2/5/03

16 Jan 2009 13:41
Murakami wrote: No no no Laughing out loud I draw the line at brown and yellow Sick!

You're ok with red though, you dirty girl !
MB
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4343 posts since 27/9/05

16 Jan 2009 13:44
Murakami wrote: No no no Laughing out loud I draw the line at brown and yellow Sick!

Laughing out loud me too, im only joking
Guido
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12884 posts since 20/4/05

16 Jan 2009 15:14
Well I didn't expect the thread to go in this direction but carry on chaps and jetster Laughing out loud
aitch
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8921 posts since 19/8/07

16 Jan 2009 15:16
MoB wrote:
thelann wrote: never cut your own hair, i thought it looked so easy and ruined my fringe a few weeks back

I cut my own hair every couple of months with no problems.

I want to start doing this, do you use proper hair cutting scissors?
Guido
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12884 posts since 20/4/05

16 Jan 2009 15:21
He uses these. Cant be too careful what with that skinny neck of his. Decapitation is only one slip away!

robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

16 Jan 2009 19:37
jet wrote:
FrIEND wrote:
jet wrote: i have a rule, which is never to bed anyone that doesn't enjoy their food (that doesn't mean fatties) and this has served me well.

I dont really understand this - are you being crude?

Laughing out loud no.

i genuinely stick to the rule, have done for years. if a boy barely eats anything, is a really fussy eater, or doesn't like eating in front of others, then it's a no. any time i've broken the rule has been a mistake.

for me, the rule works, so i don't question it.

Sounds like a good rule. If they're neurotic about food they're gonna be neurotic about plenty of other things