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Crudeoyle
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965 posts since 2/9/08

16 Jan 2009 19:41
mr.white wrote: does anyone else get this.. texting birds (including ex's) dirty messages asking to meet etc.. then after about 5 texts and 30 minutes later you have to knock one off and straight afterwards feel fully relieved you never actually went and met them but wish you had never sent the texts in the first place.. anyone get this feeling?

More than i care to remember!
suck your mum
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2389 posts since 7/4/04

20 Jan 2009 16:07
Been seeing a girl for 6 months, should have given her the sack before christmas but she is sooooooooo filthy that I couldn't bring myself to do it. Anyway, she's gotta go, gonna do it this week, is a phone call too much of a pussy thing to do?
AAA
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10012 posts since 15/12/02

20 Jan 2009 16:11
Im really confused about what to do here.

At my local BP they have one of them new car wash things that you drive into.

Now there is 3 price ranges, the cheapest is £2.50, but its rubbish. The most expensive is £8 I think. Is it worth me washing my car like this for £8?

Or should I go to Asda and get the car washed by one of them brothers for £5? The thing is I dont shop at Asda, and its about 3 miles away. Im trying to weigh up the pro's and cons here.

Will the wash be better at Asda, and is it worth going the extra couple of miles and shopping at a shop I dont usually use?

Or should I spen the extra money and use the BP car wash one for £8, which I reckon probably wont be better than a hand wash? Or will it?

Advise please

AAA
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10012 posts since 15/12/02

20 Jan 2009 16:12
suck your mum wrote: Been seeing a girl for 6 months, should have given her the sack before christmas but she is sooooooooo filthy that I couldn't bring myself to do it. Anyway, she's gotta go, gonna do it this week, is a phone call too much of a pussy thing to do?


No, a phone call is fine imo
aitch
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8923 posts since 19/8/07

20 Jan 2009 16:12
@SYM

Definitely. I've always avoided doing it over the phone, feel much better about doing it in person, especially if you've been seeing her for a long time.
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

20 Jan 2009 16:14
factory car washes are shit….kosovans are the best in the world

and for the filth bag, just text her saying

its over, you are a dirty slut who must of rodgered thousands of men to be that experienced and filthy in the scratcher, and the thought of your battered to fuck fanny makes me feel physically sick…do one, your gone.
suck your mum
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2389 posts since 7/4/04

20 Jan 2009 16:25
That's EXACTLY what I'm gonna say Noble Eye-wink

The reason I want to do it over the phone is because I know she'll cry and it freaks me out when girls cry.

I'm gonna be a right Bertie Smalls now; mr white just PM'd me this

what does she do thats filth?

swallow?!!

details bro details

LOL

Hold tight for PM in a minute mate, you dirty, sarny-esque filthpot.
nick
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19733 posts since 2/5/03

20 Jan 2009 16:27
Swallowing is filth ?

I would have thought spitting it on the headboard was more filthy.

JustinCredible
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2473 posts since 11/6/08

20 Jan 2009 16:35
'Do one' Laughing out loud

Phone is fine, less hassle for you, less chance of her going psycho and less chance of the emotional guilt trip trapping you into admitting the only reason you didn't bomb her earlier is because she's a fireball in the sack
FrIEND
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13430 posts since 27/11/03

20 Jan 2009 16:38
i've never done it over the phone, just seems wrong to me (well if relationship is over 3 months)

have you laid some groundwork? i.e not seen her for a few weeks etc or is it just gonna be a bolt from the blue? Smiling
mr.white
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17101 posts since 10/7/04

20 Jan 2009 16:41
im actually gonna remember that example text
FrIEND
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13430 posts since 27/11/03

20 Jan 2009 16:42
and also
nick wrote: Swallowing is filth ?

I would have thought spitting it on the headboard was more filthy.
gojira.
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4624 posts since 3/5/05

20 Jan 2009 16:44
Edit : The dirty bird issue has already been commented on, still.. Dirtier the better imo
suck your mum
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2389 posts since 7/4/04

20 Jan 2009 16:48
FrIEND wrote: i've never done it over the phone, just seems wrong to me (well if relationship is over 3 months)

have you laid some groundwork? i.e not seen her for a few weeks etc or is it just gonna be a bolt from the blue? Smiling

No groundwork at all, it'll be a total shock to her. Hence why I know she'll cry and go all retarded
FrIEND
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13430 posts since 27/11/03

20 Jan 2009 16:50
this is gonna be brilliant!
jet
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5758 posts since 20/6/01

20 Jan 2009 16:51
you have to do it face to face. do you honestly think you'll get away with doing it over the phone? not fucking likely sym, especially if she's a mentalist, she'll be round yours like a shot and you'll get even more grief.

if you really want to get rid of someone, forever, you have to give them 'closure'.

schtoop
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12967 posts since 9/4/07

20 Jan 2009 16:52
record the phone call… do it!
collizhun
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3880 posts since 19/10/06

20 Jan 2009 16:54
if u ring her please record the call and post it on the internetz.

but yeah id do it face to face.. neutral ground as well so you can leave if she goes mental.
Guido
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12884 posts since 20/4/05

20 Jan 2009 17:03
Just text her… 'I have AIDS, enjoy what's left of your life LOLZ'

I doubt she'd want to see you after that.
suck your mum
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2389 posts since 7/4/04

20 Jan 2009 17:07
LOL at Guido,

She's not a mentalist, but she will cry simply because it'll be such a shock.

Think I'll prep her with a "we need to talk" text message.

Gotta admit though, calling her, recording it and uploading it for my internet friends does sound appealling…