General Discussion: The life advice thread. Never do, say, eat or drink anything without asking how to do it in here first!


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Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

6 Nov 2012 19:00
It's fine then. Just today's day and age
NigelBenn
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4282 posts since 6/2/08

6 Nov 2012 21:37
Just shat blood Sad Fucks sake Laughing out loud
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

6 Nov 2012 21:40
Piles not cancer. Relax fam
HiFi
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1040 posts since 17/7/06

6 Nov 2012 21:41
Doctor's finger up the shitter for you, sir. Forthwith.
EVERS
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8580 posts since 2/7/06

6 Nov 2012 21:44
anything more than a teaspoon go and see the doc. othwise what the man said. standard.

eat some fibre in the mornings, shove a suppository up the jacksy and yer done. if it persists, do and see the doc
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

6 Nov 2012 21:48
Blood in your spunk's a good one to make you think you're gonna die Cry
NigelBenn
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4282 posts since 6/2/08

6 Nov 2012 21:51
I've had some shitty luck recently Laughing out loud
collizhun
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3880 posts since 19/10/06

6 Nov 2012 21:55
HiFi wrote: Doctor's finger up the shitter for you, sir. Forthwith.
had it done twice when i was 19. turns out it was just an abrasion. second time was in front of around 15 medical students as well. a low point.
HiFi
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1040 posts since 17/7/06

6 Nov 2012 22:47
Oh, just an abrasion on your arsehole?
Gaz
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2615 posts since 20/10/05

7 Nov 2012 08:55
Laughing out loud
andymakesglasses
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20435 posts since 26/1/06

7 Nov 2012 09:24
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emiserry
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7 Nov 2012 09:31
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EDW
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2581 posts since 23/2/10

7 Nov 2012 09:48
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SJ
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620 posts since 27/11/11

7 Nov 2012 09:49
Don't think there's many things worse than having your arsehole lubed up by a gentleman before inserting his finger followed by a camera in a room full of nurses. Oops

mr.white
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17101 posts since 10/7/04

7 Nov 2012 10:19
HiFi wrote: Oh, just an abrasion on your arsehole?

Laughing out loud
Jesus
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7 Nov 2012 10:37
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eent
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7 Nov 2012 11:55
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nick2
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7231 posts since 18/2/09

7 Nov 2012 12:08
SJ wrote: Don't think there's many things worse than having your arsehole lubed up by a gentleman before inserting his finger followed by a camera in a room full of nurses. Oops

you've not lived
eent
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7 Nov 2012 12:14
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themistake
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10747 posts since 20/2/06

13 Nov 2012 07:57
Need some help from anyone who knows exactly what's happened here…

Turn up for a flight at t5 exactly, to the minute 45 mins before my flight.
The woman at the desk rings up someone, says I've missed check in, I have no bag to check. Sends me to another desk to "check on to the next flight". I go to this desk, the guy looks asks where I'm going and again rings someone. He asks can I board the flight, he then says "it's full?" to the person on the phone.
He then tells me that I've missed the flight. It's still 35mins to my flight at this point.
The next flights not til 2 and it's gunna cost me £350 to get on, or I could go via another airline for £500.
Anyway I go with another airline, I had gone to another terminal, bought another ticket and checked in for another flight by the time my original gate had closed.

I know I was a dick and was cutting it fine but have I just been cunted off by BA?
Surely this flight was always overbooked? And even if I had been there 1/2mins earlier I wouldn't have got on the flight??
Worth me kicking up a fuss? Wasn't worth kicking up there and then as they weren't gunna let me through and I had to be at my destination before any flight they could offer.