General Discussion: The life advice thread. Never do, say, eat or drink anything without asking how to do it in here first!


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figurine
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6022 posts since 14/5/07

6 Aug 2017 18:26
carlos wrote: So you're telling me that if there was no safe place to get your kids out of the car, other than a disabled bay that had adequate safe space to each side of the vehicle, you'd risk putting up a pram and putting your kids in it, next to a busy thoroughfare of constant traffic?
You were in Boots for 10mins you didn't even need to get the kids out of the car. Plus there was two of you, one to stand beside the pushchair and protect it from all the cunts trying to drive into it and another to lift the kids from their car seat to the pushchair.
carlos
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973 posts since 20/1/08

6 Aug 2017 18:39
who the fuck are you to tell me what I did and didn't need to do?!
Crackajack
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8009 posts since 21/4/05

6 Aug 2017 18:40
Why would you need to take the kids or your Mrs (meaning you couldn't leave the kids) to the chemist to pick up a prescription?

Puzzled
carlos
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973 posts since 20/1/08

6 Aug 2017 18:48
Who said anything about picking up a prescription?
Not that it's anyone's business, but we had to take our kids in to the walk in service for their jabs.
FrIEND
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13672 posts since 27/11/03

6 Aug 2017 18:53
'Walk in service'. Talk about rubbing it in.
carlos
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973 posts since 20/1/08

6 Aug 2017 18:53
Cool
Mr.X.
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3124 posts since 23/6/13

posted 6 Aug 2017 19:19, edited 6 Aug 2017 19:19
Is Anthony Joshua fucking your wife?
pops
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4276 posts since 2/9/09

6 Aug 2017 19:38
Not that it's relevant but really don't understand why 2 adults can't get 2 babies safely out of a car parking space in a retail park. It's not as if youd stopped on the hard shoulder of the M1
illwill
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4143 posts since 17/5/04

6 Aug 2017 19:53
FrIEND wrote: 'Walk in service'. Talk about rubbing it in.

Laughing out loud
quest
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3730 posts since 11/7/11

6 Aug 2017 20:14
Laughing out loud
joeyjojo
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4656 posts since 24/8/06

6 Aug 2017 20:14
can't believe what I just read Laughing out loud parking in a disabled space, got 2 kids, I'm actually laughing my head off. what a knob head… you're not the only person in the world with kids Laughing out loud
joeyjojo
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4656 posts since 24/8/06

6 Aug 2017 20:15
'but the safety of my kids comes first' jesus christ Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
jogon321
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710 posts since 13/4/12

6 Aug 2017 20:15
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/reclaim/private-parking-tickets
Dee
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12057 posts since 22/11/07

6 Aug 2017 20:17
illwill wrote:
FrIEND wrote: 'Walk in service'. Talk about rubbing it in.

Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud
Seventyfour
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9412 posts since 6/10/05

posted 6 Aug 2017 20:27, edited 6 Aug 2017 20:27
Laughing out loud

parking in a disabled spot is a cunts trick but in fairness no one gives a fuck about kids spots, any twat parks in them and no one bat's an eyelid.
morning mist
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3528 posts since 29/5/05

6 Aug 2017 22:14
Distress signal received.
Mission: Parents trapped behind enemy lines. Enemy coming in hot. SAFE-zone has been compromised.

Deploying team


Securing zone


Enemy C.U.N.T-team spotted. Heading straight for the child.
http://imgur.com/a/05DJp

Engaging the enemy. Taking heavy fire but holding the position.


Securing the SAFE-zone.



GO GO GO - Beginning extraction of child.



Status: Mission accomplished.

Entitled parents: 1
Disabled people: 0
zappa1903
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483 posts since 26/8/14

7 Aug 2017 02:09
Is using a disabled toilet okay if the other one is miles away?
discobobulated
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1086 posts since 21/4/10

7 Aug 2017 05:49
Expect some soul searching when you come out of disabled toilet & find someone in a wheelchair in a puddle o piss.
carlos
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973 posts since 20/1/08

7 Aug 2017 05:59
Be interesting to see how many of those who have said nabbing the space is a cunt's move, but will happily crimp a length in a retard's bog.
YLAup
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5762 posts since 5/9/11

7 Aug 2017 06:06
If your wages haven't gone in by 7am, should I pretty much give up hope and accept payroll have fucked it?

Never been the type of person to bother but after a Sunday payday and an extortionate holiday, I need the dollar.