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stoney

17816 posts since 22/1/05

4 Jan 2018 19:51

edlo wrote:

YLAup wrote: Shoplifting is on the increase near me and everytime I see it it makes my blood boil. I've always been an incredibly fast runner and always tempted to chase them down. Anyone done this?

don't want to get shanked over someone else's tin of baked beans

my dad rugby tackled a tea leaf who ran off from nicking a gold chain in the 80's in derby market, got a tenner reward, big bucks then.

illwill

4170 posts since 17/5/04

4 Jan 2018 21:54

Burt wrote:

If it brings illwill's sack up like a pair of cherry's I'm guessing it'll be a breeze on my head as well, right?

Wouldn't work on your head. It's not like a pair of clippers.

Burt

6320 posts since 3/1/10

4 Jan 2018 23:27

I shave my head, mate. Have done since fuk birth and beyond.

schtoop

13051 posts since 9/4/07

7 Jan 2018 15:26

random but has anyone ever had some high quality posters created and can recommend a printer? london printers would be a bonus and cheap as poss please

Seventyfour
Seventyfour avatar

9625 posts since 6/10/05

7 Jan 2018 18:53

schtoop wrote: random but has anyone ever had some high quality posters created and can recommend a printer? london printers would be a bonus and cheap as poss please

Pm Mr X

swede

10533 posts since 21/3/09

7 Jan 2018 18:56

pops

4328 posts since 2/9/09

7 Jan 2018 19:05

padawan

4540 posts since 27/6/03

7 Jan 2018 19:06

stoney wrote:

edlo wrote:

YLAup wrote: Shoplifting is on the increase near me and everytime I see it it makes my blood boil. I've always been an incredibly fast runner and always tempted to chase them down. Anyone done this?

don't want to get shanked over someone else's tin of baked beans

my dad rugby tackled a tea leaf who ran off from nicking a gold chain in the 80's in derby market, got a tenner reward, big bucks then.

Ha - Made me chuckle as I have chased loads of wrogun's - watched as a gang of kids smashed rows of wing mirrors, chased after them until they split. Followed the main "kicker" - they all regrouped so just kept on telling them from across the street they would never out run me (whilst on the phone to the Biz) - Main culprit knicked!
Watched once as my Dad was harassed by mountain bike gang whilst he was out running…they thought they could give him grief and cycle off - He picked up the pace, caught up to one and threw him over a hedge….Marvellous!

padawan

4540 posts since 27/6/03

7 Jan 2018 19:07

Seventyfour wrote:

schtoop wrote: random but has anyone ever had some high quality posters created and can recommend a printer? london printers would be a bonus and cheap as poss please

Pm Mr X

Mr.X.

3185 posts since 23/6/13

7 Jan 2018 21:16

I don’t do fine art printing. Try metro-print.co.uk

schtoop

13051 posts since 9/4/07

7 Jan 2018 22:39

dun geddit

but thanks x

quest

3798 posts since 11/7/11

posted 8 Jan 2018 22:58, edited 8 Jan 2018 22:58

My girlfriend is in a competition to teach in the UK.
Please vote for her so she can go and teach there….

She's from South America… edit. I Live in Brazil with her, she's not an internet bride

https://www.pearsonelt.com/teacher-award.html