General Discussion: The life advice thread. Never do, say, eat or drink anything without asking how to do it in here first!


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Sleuth
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5374 posts since 12/9/04

6 Mar 2009 22:56
Noble Locks wrote: do nothing.

Nah tell the rents, it's always funny to watch your parents giving it rice to your siblings.

Strum
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1075 posts since 16/11/05

7 Mar 2009 00:31
collizhun wrote: grassing will just make her not trust you..better just to tell her you'll look out for if she goes out and to let you know when she does.

bang on that
KaneJS
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2596 posts since 5/8/07

7 Mar 2009 00:32
.how so i not be fucked up ?
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

7 Mar 2009 08:57
Paolo G wrote: You don´t want something serious at the moment, your young and want to enjoy yourself.

Worst response ever. Its pussy because its patronizing but moreso its taking the responsibility away from yourself and trying to put in onto her.
You're lucky that youre good looking and have guns and tats otherwise all the international pussy you appreciate would be getting shipped horizontally to milspex.


robii wrote: What do you say (by text) to a girl who tells you she's falling for you when you don't feel that strongly about her? Need answers fast

Man up and tell her the truth numbnuts. If you want to get rid of her though this is pretty much perfect;


Jimmy326 wrote: "I've just seen your messages you fucking bitch, stay away from my man or I'll kill you, fucking whore"


Or Sans advice is good he clearly has a pussy farm. Also Jets advice (cause she is one).

Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

7 Mar 2009 09:14
Sleuth wrote:
Noble Locks wrote: do nothing.

Nah tell the rents, it's always funny to watch your parents giving it rice to your siblings.
'giving it rice'?????
a northernism??
please advise anyone who talks funny please.
Guido
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12884 posts since 20/4/05

7 Mar 2009 09:40
just a word used by cunts I imagine.
Sleuth
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5374 posts since 12/9/04

7 Mar 2009 11:18
Noble Locks wrote:
Sleuth wrote:
Noble Locks wrote: do nothing.

Nah tell the rents, it's always funny to watch your parents giving it rice to your siblings.
'giving it rice'?????
a northernism??
please advise anyone who talks funny please.

Don't tar me with that northern brush, i'm as southern as you!

I'm just a victim of my environment.
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

7 Mar 2009 15:17
what does it mean then, cos ive never heard of it..show me the meaning in some urban dictionary link please. id love to know this lingo im missing out on Oops
brodie
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6719 posts since 15/10/05

7 Mar 2009 16:01
Guido wrote: just a word used by cunts I imagine.
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

7 Mar 2009 19:16


robii wrote: What do you say (by text) to a girl who tells you she's falling for you when you don't feel that strongly about her? Need answers fast

Man up and tell her the truth numbnuts. If you want to get rid of her though this is pretty much perfect;


Jimmy326 wrote: "I've just seen your messages you fucking bitch, stay away from my man or I'll kill you, fucking whore"


Or Sans advice is good he clearly has a pussy farm. Also Jets advice (cause she is one).



I intended to tell the truth, just wanted advice on the wording as much as the funny answers. I put my foot in it on a regular basis, you see
fjm11
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1098 posts since 29/7/08

15 Mar 2009 13:04
a rough guide to a price on a pair of lightly used snow beige FBT?
MerciBeau
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4324 posts since 7/7/06

20 Mar 2009 23:02
urgent help: my balls really fucking ache, worth seeing a doctor about? i rang NHS direct and they said visit A&E but dunno? scared its cancer.
collizhun
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3880 posts since 19/10/06

20 Mar 2009 23:21
have u been over using them recently? doubt it'll be anything to worry about.

if you'd twisted them u'd be in death agony pain
andymakesglasses
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20182 posts since 26/1/06

20 Mar 2009 23:23
If it's both balls it's very unlikely it's cancer. But if you're in pain, go to A&E. They've seen everything, and being embarrassed when it comes to your health is just stupid.

It's much better to feel a bit daft than to potentially let something get worse.

http://www.nhs24.com/content/default.asp?page=s5_4&articleID;=85§ionID;=10
MerciBeau
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4324 posts since 7/7/06

20 Mar 2009 23:26
they're fucking huge Sad

off to A&E…
mr.white
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17101 posts since 10/7/04

20 Mar 2009 23:30
Laughing out loud

good luck man. can just picture you driving and sat real awkward
aitch
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8923 posts since 19/8/07

21 Mar 2009 00:23
MerciBeau wrote: urgent help: my balls really fucking ache, worth seeing a doctor about? i rang NHS direct and they said visit A&E but dunno? scared its cancer.

You probably just need to get laid or have a wank. I've heard of this before, I'll put money on it depending on nobles odds.
inversesquare
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6663 posts since 7/6/08

21 Mar 2009 01:03
MerciBeau wrote: they're fucking huge Sad

off to A&E…

Testicular torsion? Hurry up and go man!
Guido
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12884 posts since 20/4/05

21 Mar 2009 01:06
God speed fella!

MerciBeau
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4324 posts since 7/7/06

21 Mar 2009 02:33
just got fondled by the doctor, nothing serious just taking painkillers thank god