General Discussion: The life advice thread. Never do, say, eat or drink anything without asking how to do it in here first!


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Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

10 Dec 2009 11:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxl18eanV5I&hl=en_GB&fs=1&;
"The girls get mois wid da soun of me scotch voice."
Thats you that is. Smiling
mr.white
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17101 posts since 10/7/04

10 Dec 2009 12:00
marti243 wrote: what do I do now?

relax make breakfast and watch telly Smiling
marti243
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354 posts since 20/11/08

10 Dec 2009 12:14
Noble Locks wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxl18eanV5I&hl=en_GB&fs=1&;
"The girls get mois wid da soun of me scotch voice."
Thats you that is. Smiling

hahahahhaha

well she just emailed me…

"I’d still like to hang out with you cause I enjoy your company, that’s if you want to?"

boooooom shak laka booom

Homer
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23926 posts since 8/5/03

10 Dec 2009 12:23
SHABBA
Hi-Definition
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1703 posts since 6/12/08

10 Dec 2009 12:30
Who ever answers truthfully there? Ever? Shocked
InWonderland
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2662 posts since 8/2/07

10 Dec 2009 12:40
Ignorance is bliss..
Burnzie
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81 posts since 11/8/09

10 Dec 2009 12:51
"tell every bird you shag that its exclusive and they are the one for you."

sound advice.
MoB
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36883 posts since 31/8/04

10 Dec 2009 12:54
InWonderland wrote: Ignorance is bliss..

^^^^
PHiL
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8745 posts since 31/8/03

10 Dec 2009 13:00
Burnzie wrote: "tell every bird you shag that its exclusive and they are the one for you."

sound advice.

+1 works everytime
Sleuth
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5374 posts since 12/9/04

10 Dec 2009 13:01
PHiL wrote:
Burnzie wrote: "tell every bird you shag that its exclusive and they are the one for you."

sound advice.

+1 works everytime

Exactly. Telling them otherwise is a rookie mistake.
PHiL
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8745 posts since 31/8/03

12 Dec 2009 16:22
Saw the most beautiful girl in a Coffee shop today, couldnt leave without giving her my number, didnt think that such a good looking girl obviously wouldnt be single Oops FAIL! Laughing out loud
unCouth
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6883 posts since 3/11/07

12 Dec 2009 16:25
Did you just walk over to her? Laughing out loud
PHiL
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8745 posts since 31/8/03

12 Dec 2009 16:32
Yeah they were on a sofa behind us, she was really pretty. Didnt have a card on me either so had to do the old school napkin write down Oops Told her to give me a call if she fancied going for a drink sometime.

Her mate was a stinker, wasnt till I got outsite I realised I should have handed the napkin to her mate and said 'what about you then?' after the beauty said she was seeing someone. Still left her with my number..Theres always hope Laughing out loud
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

12 Dec 2009 16:36
you so so so should of just pointed at the munter and said straight off the cuff
'oh right, give it to her then, she'll do for the unload.
when she said shes seeing someone.
unCouth
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6883 posts since 3/11/07

12 Dec 2009 16:36
PHiL wrote: Her mate was a stinker, wasnt till I got outsite I realised I should have handed the napkin to her mate and said 'what about you then?' after the beauty said she was seeing someone.

Laughing out loud

big reps mate. wish i had the minerals to do that. napkin for the win also, i reckon a card is a bit contrived Eye-wink
Mr X
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7053 posts since 12/7/07

12 Dec 2009 16:40
Depends on the quality of your card Eye-wink
SXFuzz
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1741 posts since 22/5/07

12 Dec 2009 17:08
X wrote: Depends on the quality of your card Eye-wink
Laughing out loud

If it was Eggshell with Romalian type, for example…
mr.white
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17101 posts since 10/7/04

12 Dec 2009 17:14
if im feeling good, and dressed in new clothes, new hair cut ill go up to anygirl. and usually get no success, but you gotta try. always regret it after if i dont.

FILM GEEKS!!!
phikz
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3131 posts since 14/4/09

12 Dec 2009 22:08
For anyone who seemed interested before. Went round my moms for dinner, some good Jamaican chicken and rice (mmm I miss that shit) anyway, talked a lot, argued a bit then made up, what we discussed doesn't need to be mentioned but the important thing is, is that we have made up Smiling Really happy tbh.

Still staying at my nans though which I knew anyway, pestered my uncle loads and today me and him sorted out all of the shit in his room and re-aranged it and it seems huge now. Got enough room for most of my shoes and clothes. He also just ordered a big corner computer desk unit which stretches like 1.5m each way so I can bring my computer down and fit it in nice and so can he. He's also borrowing me some money so I can extend my gym membership. Nan's been in a good mood today as i've moved all my stuff out of the living room etc. So yeah, thing's are looking a lot better Smiling

Only thing I need to worry about now is revising for my exams and doing a bit of coursework Laughing out loud
DuffMan
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14381 posts since 21/2/07

12 Dec 2009 22:22
phikz wrote: For anyone who seemed interested before. Went round my moms for dinner, some good Jamaican chicken and rice (mmm I miss that shit) anyway, talked a lot, argued a bit then made up, what we discussed doesn't need to be mentioned but the important thing is, is that we have made up Smiling Really happy tbh.

Still staying at my nans though which I knew anyway, pestered my uncle loads and today me and him sorted out all of the shit in his room and re-aranged it and it seems huge now. Got enough room for most of my shoes and clothes. He also just ordered a big corner computer desk unit which stretches like 1.5m each way so I can bring my computer down and fit it in nice and so can he. He's also borrowing me some money so I can extend my gym membership. Nan's been in a good mood today as i've moved all my stuff out of the living room etc. So yeah, thing's are looking a lot better Smiling

Only thing I need to worry about now is revising for my exams and doing a bit of coursework Laughing out loud

I'm glad things are working out better.
Please say 'he lent to me' rather then 'he borrowed to me' etc however as the latter makes you seem like a straight up retard who's lucky to be living in his nan's spare room rather than a dustbin covered in his own drool.