General Discussion: The life advice thread. Never do, say, eat or drink anything without asking how to do it in here first!


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padawan
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4118 posts since 27/6/03

10 Dec 2019 08:46
Burt wrote:
Mancunia wrote: …but now she’s his girlfriend and not a stripper anymore…
Fucking hell, she's living the dream. Is your mate Richard Gere?

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swede
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8230 posts since 21/3/09

posted 10 Dec 2019 08:49, edited 10 Dec 2019 08:49
NigelBenn wrote: She complimented my aftershave (Bvlgari Tygar)

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swiftus
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869 posts since 1/7/09

10 Dec 2019 08:58
Can't imagine her swapping that stripper money for data analyst cash.

Was it a high end strip joint? Girls working at these places earn some serious cash (and live the lifestyle that goes with it).
HiFi
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1028 posts since 17/7/06

10 Dec 2019 12:27
krisricey wrote: Go full pretty woman if the puddy is fuego enough.

Fuckin lol
TheTiger
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3689 posts since 23/2/03

posted 10 Dec 2019 12:49, edited 10 Dec 2019 12:49
Went to a very dodgy strip club in Buffalo a few weeks back when visiting a mate. Got chatting to the one pretty girl there who didn’t have stretch marks and ended up having a couple of dances. Am sitting there with my hands by my sides like a good boy and she’s chastising me for NOT touching her and grabbing my wrists and putting my hands everywhere, almost begging me to touch her. End of the night she gives me her number and tells me to text her next time I’m in town.

I wake up the next morning and realise the Apple watch I had been wearing was missing. Assuming that her grabbing my hands and wrists was just a distraction tactic to take the watch off my wrist, I start messaging her telling her that I need my watch back or I’m going to call the police. She’s playing dumb and starts putting it back on me and very quickly the conversation gets nasty, we trade a bunch of insults and she eventually stops responding.

Since the next day I had to cross over the border into Canada I didn’t file anything with the police, just put it down to my own stupidity for putting myself in that position.

Long story short, a couple of days ago my mate messages me to tell me that he found the watch behind the bed. Oops
swede
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8230 posts since 21/3/09

10 Dec 2019 13:06
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swede
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8230 posts since 21/3/09

10 Dec 2019 13:06
incel move
quest
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3297 posts since 11/7/11

10 Dec 2019 13:07
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Burt
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5688 posts since 3/1/10

10 Dec 2019 13:14
Laughing out loud

When you say '…the conversation got nasty…' are we talking nasty to the point where your parents might have to give you a stern lecture or did you just call her a thieving cunt?
illwill
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3766 posts since 17/5/04

10 Dec 2019 13:43
Amazing Laughing out loud
nothingelseworked
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3354 posts since 21/2/10

10 Dec 2019 13:44
Fucking hell, this place really is back on track Laughing out loud
MoB
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36761 posts since 31/8/04

10 Dec 2019 14:06
nothingelseworked wrote: Fucking hell, this place really is back on track Laughing out loud
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Mr.X.
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2893 posts since 23/6/13

10 Dec 2019 15:26
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joeyjojo
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4073 posts since 24/8/06

10 Dec 2019 15:29
Lovely stuff !!!
swede
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8230 posts since 21/3/09

10 Dec 2019 15:29
Burt wrote: Laughing out loud

When you say '…the conversation got nasty…' are we talking nasty to the point where your parents might have to give you a stern lecture or did you just call her a thieving cunt?

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fudge.dredd
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958 posts since 15/12/12

10 Dec 2019 15:29
I had sex with a stripper last year.

Still got the burns marks.
ismvil
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778 posts since 16/9/11

10 Dec 2019 15:32
I hope you took your antibiotics fudge
wembly
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348 posts since 15/1/13

10 Dec 2019 15:50
would still text her when you're back in town Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
fudge.dredd
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958 posts since 15/12/12

10 Dec 2019 15:58
ismvil wrote: I hope you took your antibiotics fudge

I hope she did.
TheTiger
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3689 posts since 23/2/03

10 Dec 2019 17:05
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Just called her a low rent thieving cunt (or something to that effect) and then said a few choice words about her tactics and how she must make a fortune stealing from her customers, turns out she was actually up for it. Oops

Felt like such a cunt, well for about five minutes, mostly relieved that I didn’t have to replace the watch.