General Discussion: The life advice thread. Never do, say, eat or drink anything without asking how to do it in here first!


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NigelBenn
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posted 10 Dec 2019 17:10, edited 10 Dec 2019 17:10
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NigelBenn
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posted 10 Dec 2019 17:11, edited 10 Dec 2019 17:11
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rural
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10 Dec 2019 19:10
joeyjojo
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10 Dec 2019 19:20
NigelBenn wrote: She’s a lap dancer, this is a mid/low end gaff. A few of the girls in there had bad breath and kids my age (I’m 29).

Bad breath Laughing out loud
spitfiredealer
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2140 posts since 12/6/10

10 Dec 2019 20:09
Laughing out loud
fudge.dredd
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10 Dec 2019 22:05
That poster sums up everything that’s wrong with society today.
menace
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10 Dec 2019 22:10
fudge.dredd wrote: I had sex with a stripper last year.

Still got the burns marks.

congrats on losing your virginity
Mancunia
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10 Dec 2019 23:40
Burt wrote:
Mancunia wrote: …but now she’s his girlfriend and not a stripper anymore…
Fucking hell, she's living the dream. Is your mate Richard Gere?


Laughing out loud gear will have something to do with it
JustinCredible
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10 Dec 2019 23:46
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rural
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11 Dec 2019 00:08
Wiki leaks
fudge.dredd
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11 Dec 2019 01:53
menace wrote:
fudge.dredd wrote: I had sex with a stripper last year.

Still got the burns marks.

congrats on losing your virginity

I did thank your mother after too.
joeyjojo
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11 Dec 2019 07:39
Arnt you married with a kid ?
saxonheights
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11 Dec 2019 08:41
joeyjojo wrote: Arnt you married with a kid ?

He's also very badass, and wants you to know.
Burt
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11 Dec 2019 08:48
Laughing out loud
swiftus
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11 Dec 2019 08:54
And just like that, it never happened at all!
Burt
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posted 11 Dec 2019 08:59, edited 11 Dec 2019 08:59
swiftus wrote: And just like that, it never happened at all!
Tell that to Nigel's bird who reads FUK on the dl.

Either that or he's True Romance'd the stripper, gone to pick up her
personal effects and subsequently been shanked by Drexl for thinking that it was White Boy Day.
swiftus
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11 Dec 2019 09:17
I think Nige has gone full T-Pain
Toasted
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11 Dec 2019 09:41
Someone post the screen grabs haha
ismvil
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11 Dec 2019 10:21
Need those screenshots lads
fudge.dredd
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11 Dec 2019 12:58
joeyjojo wrote: Arnt you married with a kid ?

My initial post was a joke obviously. And Saxon, I don’t need an online forum to feel ‘badass’.