General Discussion: The life advice thread. Never do, say, eat or drink anything without asking how to do it in here first!


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menace
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1073 posts since 3/5/12

11 Dec 2019 19:39
fudge.dredd wrote:
joeyjojo wrote: Arnt you married with a kid ?

My initial post was a joke obviously. And Saxon, I don’t need an online forum to feel ‘badass’.

course not. Anyone with a cartoon avi on an online forum dedicated to mens fashion is a de facto badass Cool
Crackajack
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7259 posts since 21/4/05

11 Dec 2019 20:27
What was the joke
Anto
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3608 posts since 19/1/12

12 Dec 2019 00:06
wembly wrote: would still text her when you're back in town Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Definitely!
Birdman
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1365 posts since 10/3/10

12 Dec 2019 02:10
menace wrote:
fudge.dredd wrote: I had sex with a stripper last year.

Still got the burns marks.

congrats on losing your virginity

Not quite - it was a wallpaper stripper.
illwill
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3766 posts since 17/5/04

16 Dec 2019 07:39
Is it completely nan to bring a tripod camping chair to use in the vestibule of a crowded commuter train?

Maybe Snow Peak do one…
spitfiredealer
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2137 posts since 12/6/10

16 Dec 2019 07:46
Of course it is. Proper Nan
illwill
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3766 posts since 17/5/04

posted 16 Dec 2019 07:50, edited 16 Dec 2019 07:50
Even if the alternative is standing for over an hour?

I think I've gone past that age-threshold where my personal comfort trumps caring what other people think.

Might need an MS Paint so I can visualise it though…Laughing out loud
EssexBoyII
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6591 posts since 5/6/07

16 Dec 2019 09:43
Laughing out loud You can’t stand for over an hour? Wow
swede
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8238 posts since 21/3/09

16 Dec 2019 09:50
be someone illwill
Burt
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5692 posts since 3/1/10

16 Dec 2019 09:51
Laughing out loud
swiftus
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873 posts since 1/7/09

16 Dec 2019 09:52
EssexBoyII wrote: Laughing out loud You can’t stand for over an hour? Wow

Tbf, doing that everyday would be a complete pain in the arse.

Get an earlier/later train?
EssexBoyII
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6591 posts since 5/6/07

16 Dec 2019 09:54
Just stand for god sake. Humans are not designed to be on their arse all the time. It shortens your hip flexors which can imbalance the body. Standing ftw
Burt
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5692 posts since 3/1/10

16 Dec 2019 09:58
Would prefer to sit on a deckchair with a face full of commuter backside for an hour - fucking hell Eek
MLI
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4612 posts since 6/10/09

16 Dec 2019 10:21
EssexBoyII wrote: Just stand for god sake. Humans are not designed to be on their arse all the time. It shortens your hip flexors which can imbalance the body. Standing ftw

Agree, humans are also not designed to only eat vegetables. They are omnivores. That's the way our teeth and stomach are designed.
illwill
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3766 posts since 17/5/04

16 Dec 2019 13:14
This one looks quite flash

mirrored
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1161 posts since 8/7/08

16 Dec 2019 13:36
if it's crowded aren't you just going to take up double the space and make the whole train hate "that cunt with the chair"?
Burt
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5692 posts since 3/1/10

16 Dec 2019 13:41
Are you just taking the piss, illwill?! Regardless, your contribution is far more interesting than the Politics thread Smiling
andymakesglasses
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20266 posts since 26/1/06

16 Dec 2019 13:52
How about a shooting stick?
toin
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1740 posts since 1/4/13

16 Dec 2019 13:57
maybe one of those balance balls?
swiftus
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873 posts since 1/7/09

16 Dec 2019 14:00
Get a 'Baby On Board' badge?