General Discussion: The life advice thread. Never do, say, eat or drink anything without asking how to do it in here first!


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LFC
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4528 posts since 14/6/11

15 Apr 2020 08:30
Freak needs his hard drive checking. Report.
RickRude
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3469 posts since 13/1/12

15 Apr 2020 08:41
I’d wait until he does it again and throw piss over him
ismvil
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1223 posts since 16/9/11

15 Apr 2020 08:43
RickRude wrote: I’d wait until he does it again and throw piss over him

I love that you have piss in a bucket ready for launch
krisricey
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2185 posts since 24/3/12

15 Apr 2020 08:46
please video it and upload.
joe6886
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858 posts since 16/11/08

15 Apr 2020 08:49
krisricey wrote: defo report it. even if he's usually a nice dude, why the fuck is he outdoors jacking it in public. could be a nonce etc.

I’ve never spoke to the fella and don’t really see him coming (no pun) or going much. Think he has a mrs and kid but the girl next door to him has 4 little ones.

The mrs video’d it, we are gona report it. Decision made
eazypz
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3190 posts since 16/4/10

15 Apr 2020 08:55
Upload the video Laughing out loud
illwill
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4029 posts since 17/5/04

15 Apr 2020 09:02
Woah woah woah.

Not all driveway masturbators are nonces Evil
ismvil
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1223 posts since 16/9/11

15 Apr 2020 09:06
But all driveway masturbators are fucking weird
Jaymo85
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240 posts since 28/3/13

15 Apr 2020 09:28
Stuck in the house with the family gotta resort to extreme measures for a cheeky wank Eek Send the vid to theStreetblogs insta Laughing out loud
MattC
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779 posts since 20/3/12

15 Apr 2020 10:24
eazypz wrote: Upload the video Laughing out loud
Horny
Burt
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5967 posts since 3/1/10

15 Apr 2020 10:24
eazypz wrote: Upload the video Laughing out loud
krisricey wrote: please video it and upload.
Why would you wanna see that shit!?

Classic mob mentality here. No-one has seen it from the accused's perspective.

He's off to work, hand in pocket, trynna find his car keys. He looks up and see's it, Joe's missus completely starkers giving him eye contact from the bedroom window. To be fair, she's known for it, got herself on the Neighbourhood Watch Hot List in February. He's lived opposite for years, seen it all before, declined her offer of Naked Nespresso when her bloke was on a Combi-Boiler maintenance weekend last year. BUT this time she's filming herself doing it - one hand on her iphone, the other on her snatch. He puts his other hand in his pocket reaching for his phone to record the evidence but it's too late, she's got her smudge and is off to tell her bloke who'll prolly call the Po-Po and tell the internets.

Shit start to the day to be honest.
MLI
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5173 posts since 6/10/09

posted 15 Apr 2020 10:33, edited 15 Apr 2020 10:33
Jake Unkutt wrote: This crack has been in our gaff

Shit, you been back 8 years? You bought a gaff from teaching ESL and taking pictures of fucking jap monkeys? Which jgirl did you bring back? The one I met? She was hot. I could never get any of those jap chicks..

joe6886
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858 posts since 16/11/08

15 Apr 2020 10:47
Burt Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

We are gona call the local plod, probably best not to upload the video in the meantime though. It’s only 6 seconds long and I’m fairly sure I’ve seen his cum face now Puzzled

Makes it seem even weirder that he was stood in his doorway in his dressing gown last Thursday on the clap for NHS thing not actually clapping, just looking up and down the street..
ismvil
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1223 posts since 16/9/11

15 Apr 2020 11:09
Burt Laughing out loud
zappa1903
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272 posts since 26/8/14

15 Apr 2020 11:23
ismvil wrote: Burt Laughing out loud
bertoni
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1280 posts since 29/9/11

15 Apr 2020 11:31
Burt Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
seenmy
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6581 posts since 17/6/06

15 Apr 2020 11:36
ms paint required
Crackajack
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7562 posts since 21/4/05

15 Apr 2020 11:59
seenmy wrote: ms paint required
zappa1903
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272 posts since 26/8/14

15 Apr 2020 12:02
Crackajack wrote:
seenmy wrote: ms paint required
eazypz
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3190 posts since 16/4/10

15 Apr 2020 12:55
In all seriousness though, maybe worth having a word (2m distancing) before involving the police.

If he’s got a family, could be even more fucked for them having to live in the same house due to lockdown, having found out why the police were at the door.