General Discussion: The life advice thread. Never do, say, eat or drink anything without asking how to do it in here first!


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Dee
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11559 posts since 22/11/07

posted 15 Apr 2020 15:58, edited 15 Apr 2020 15:58
Could have been off his tits, heavy night on the gak & pills, mitigating circumstances no?
Ocin
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1315 posts since 4/6/04

15 Apr 2020 15:59
I'm not saying it is OK though am I. I'm saying it is not illegal. Just mark his card and move on.
Scottishmark
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608 posts since 25/1/11

posted 15 Apr 2020 16:01, edited 15 Apr 2020 16:01
It is illegal. Just because wanking isn’t illegal doesn’t mean you can do it anywhere. Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
eazypz
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3180 posts since 16/4/10

15 Apr 2020 16:13
I bet Ocin doesn’t clap for NHS and reckons Sweden have got it right in their covid-19 approach as well
EssexBoyII
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6773 posts since 5/6/07

15 Apr 2020 16:17
Ocin, where are you getting that your free to wank within your boundaries from?

So by your logic I can go to the edge of my driveway with a 9 inch margin and start having at it as families walk past? I’m sure the catch all of public indecency would apply
zappa1903
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262 posts since 26/8/14

15 Apr 2020 16:22
How can anyone argue that it’s ok to wank on your driveway and actually get serious responses Laughing out loud
wembly
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439 posts since 15/1/13

15 Apr 2020 16:26
topic of the year Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
YLAup
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5349 posts since 5/9/11

15 Apr 2020 16:28
Next, shitting in your privets, discuss
Ocin
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1315 posts since 4/6/04

posted 15 Apr 2020 16:31, edited 15 Apr 2020 16:31
EssexBoyII wrote: Ocin, where are you getting that your free to wank within your boundaries from?

So by your logic I can go to the edge of my driveway with a 9 inch margin and start having at it as families walk past? I’m sure the catch all of public indecency would apply

Its more the point that he was technically still in his house (on his doorstep). Therefore, startling as the act may have been to his neighbours, because he was both watched and videoed in the act, I believe it is deprivation of liberty
joeyjojo
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4252 posts since 24/8/06

15 Apr 2020 16:31
Must be trolling here
joe6886
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854 posts since 16/11/08

15 Apr 2020 16:36
For what it’s worth the front door was closed and he was stood by it, both of the officers I’ve spoke to so far have said he’s completely in the wrong and we were correct to report it. They even said we should’ve called 999 at the time, so are taking it seriously.

Also checked about making the video and they said we were absolutely in our right to do that also because it is now evidence.
discobobulated
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826 posts since 21/4/10

15 Apr 2020 16:41
We’re all a wank away from bringing down our house of cards lives. Food for thought.
rotring
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60 posts since 13/9/11

15 Apr 2020 17:06
What time was it?
What was he wearing?
What expression did he have?
smith
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10916 posts since 5/5/04

posted 15 Apr 2020 17:38, edited 15 Apr 2020 17:38
nothingelseworked wrote: Last 4 pages Laughing out loud

YLAup wrote: Next, shitting in your privets, discuss

We’re still on wanking on your privet drive.


Shame we can’t do polls on this forum anymore. Would be interesting to see who would report as opposed to who wouldn’t , as well as a “don’t care, it’s just a wank” option.

ismvil
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1163 posts since 16/9/11

15 Apr 2020 17:38
zappa1903 wrote: How can anyone argue that it’s ok to wank on your driveway and actually get serious responses Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud
NigelBenn
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4213 posts since 6/2/08

15 Apr 2020 17:38
Lol at all the people defending the public wanker Laughing out loud

When I was a kid, most times we’d play football in the park, an old bloke would follow us there and hide in the bushes and wank. Didn’t think anything of it, we just laughed and ran off. Every area had a local nonce. Often they were known by name. Camera phones have been the death of them so no surprise they are still out there. Social isolation and solo wanking must be torture for them Cool
DuffMan
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14375 posts since 21/2/07

15 Apr 2020 18:54
Can't even have a wank on your drive to get away from the family any more, what's the world coming to
Hanto
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2185 posts since 30/11/09

posted 15 Apr 2020 20:50, edited 15 Apr 2020 20:50
joe6886 wrote: My mrs just went in the front bedroom to get ready and shouted me, believe me we weren’t watching it for pleasure. Initially we recorded it because we thought it was funny and just couldn’t believe what was happening. When we sat and thought about it we realised how fucking odd it was.

Rang 101 and he said it was a serious offence and that we should’ve called 999, so it’s definitely not something he should be doing. Regardless of him standing on his doorstep or not.

Just asked my wife and she said definitely report it. It would apparently be classed as outraging public decency. For context, she works for the police in the safeguarding unit so deals with domestics, child abuse etc. so has some knowledge of that type of behaviour by proxy.
swede
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8705 posts since 21/3/09

15 Apr 2020 21:17
DuffMan wrote: Can't even have a wank on your drive to get away from the family any more, what's the world coming to

Tell me about it. Fucking thought police
MoB
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36852 posts since 31/8/04

15 Apr 2020 22:06
Good couple of pages Laughing out loud