didnt see them, thought it was fucking shit so didnt
now imma do two of the fuckers

dint notice that, proper burst out laughing

I'm sat at my departure gate at the airport in tears at the last few pages - great work FUK.

As someone has already mentioned it, whatever happened to Jack? (When he come back from the dead and gave his dog away)

Surely he is the biggest cunt in FUK history for what he did?

Said he won the lottery or something, went to Barbados, made up some story of smashing a fish tank and being deported back to England. Then killed himself and got his mum to post on fuk that he was dead. Pm'd noble to break the news.

He wasn't dead. His tattoo mate had also done loads of fukers out of some money

It was the greatest story ever told

Read this http://www.fuk.co.uk/threads/jack_loves_his_shoes_rip

and then this http://www.fuk.co.uk/threads/r.i.p_jack

and then this http://www.fuk.co.uk/threads/explain_some_shit_me

There are probably some more

Yeah Jack ripped me off, gotta give him credit though for making something like that up.

The dog. Greatest twist in the history of fiction

second one down byte