General Discussion: The official Nan Kid thread


trailofdavid
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6334 posts since 14/8/09

posted 22 Apr 2011 15:21, edited 22 Apr 2011 15:21
We need a firm definition of just what constitutes a Nan Kid. Post symptoms and celebrity Nan Kids

Definitions

- NOT KNOWING WHAT A NAN KID IS = AUTOMATIC NAN KID
- Eating each component of a meal in order/ Eating all of your fries before even touching your Burger
- Having Ketchup with every meal/ yorkies with every variation of roast dinner
- Wearing your watch so the face is on the underside of your arm
- Will never eat greens or salad. Has to have things like 'creamed carrot'
- Lunches are always stuff like a multipack of biscuits. Cheaper the better. If a packed lunch has to stick to a rigid forumla and any deviation causes concern
- Don't like beer. Only drink vodka and coke
- Don't like spicy stuff. Orders a korma when forced out for a curry
- Is called Pauly
- F1 is his favourite sport
- Is obsessed with modded vehicles.
- Never allowed to see an 18 movie before the age of 18
- Scared of dogs
- When wearing a rucksack they have massive ones with clips across the chest (which they use)
- Uses Lynx
- Video games console taken everywhere, from holidays to a week working in Aberdeen
- Cuts sarnies into 4s
- Doesnt ever drink water BUT conversely, the only hot drink they like is plain hot water
- Wears Astroturf trainers, but never plays footy
- Thinks that dressing up (eg for a night out) means putting on an ill fitting short sleeve shirt.
- Is proud that said shirt cost £3 from Primark
- Shelters work from being copied by others with their arms, nobody wants to copy it
- Throws like a girl / can't catch
- Wears white sports socks with casual shorts
- Scrubs is their favourite show. Got all the box sets
- they dont eat the white of an egg and they deffo dont like tomatoes. the only salad they might eat is cucumber.
- kids who used to pull bread apart and roll it in to a ball
- at school wore nothing under their uniform jumper
- Still has a velcro wallet
- Wears glasses with transition lenses
- Always the banker in Monopoly
- Goes to Yo-yo / fingerboard / trading card conventions
- Goes/ would go on a cruise
- Mouth breather
- Eats with mouth open and slurps food.
- Tells bragging stories that they think make them sound like a hero, when actually they don't.
- Thinks the bruise/soreness after effects of a small injection is a war wound and needs a return visit to doctor/hospital.
- Receives e-mail alerts for air quality
- Plays Ultimate Frisbee / other sports which aren't really sports
- Uses supposed athletic prowess as reasoning for them not being a nan kid
- Finds fizzy drinks too fizzy
- Has an Alienware laptop
- Central heating makes them ill.
- Customises their computer desktop with Geektools and Candybar.

FUK nankids

davinho - goes straight to the top of the lsit as he claims 'dumb and dumber' is the best movie ever made.
coco_m - self confessed
Pauly - banned
Jordan - certified
the conductor - under investigation
r2d2 - going on a cruise
Siriusmo - has never had a brew.
Barrence - Velcro shoes
MuayThaiPimp - tells nankid stories
Duffman - As voted by Fuk
Serbia - Got aids from a flu jab and cant breathe in LDN.
evers} - Has meltdowns when his Arsene Wenger blazer is criticized
d_low} both get nose bleeds if the weather changes a bit too quickly.
Canhato - Watching cartoons all day long.
yellowpages - seperated at birth with scott parker
morgan-r - talks about sex on the internet too much and wont go on holiday to sharm in case of death by shark.
figurine - classes fashion chat on a fashion forum as nan kid
trent, canhoto & lew909 - red dwarf smeg head generals.
Satya - Velcro shoes
Homer - overpronates when he stands/walks
Bill - Allergic to everything
Evers - Started smoking to cure an allergy


Celebrity Nan Kids



yellowpages
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2115 posts since 11/6/10

22 Apr 2011 17:07
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

23 Apr 2011 10:58
like this thread. Laughing out loud
its got to work.
add 'eats no vegetables or salad'.

ill think of some more.
seenmy
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6527 posts since 17/6/06

23 Apr 2011 11:13
Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
illwill
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3599 posts since 17/5/04

23 Apr 2011 11:13
This nan kid who went to my primary school used to bring in a 24-pack of Happy Shopper bourbon biscuits as his packed lunch every day. Nothing else. Just the biscuits.
yellowpages
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2115 posts since 11/6/10

23 Apr 2011 11:27
Add 'moves out but still gets his mum to do his washing/deliver shopping/make tupperware dinners'
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

23 Apr 2011 11:30
yellowpages wrote: Add 'moves out but still gets his mum to do his washing/deliver shopping/make tupperware dinners'
nah man, that shits standard for even cool dudes.

lol @ bourbon boy.
berk
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2117 posts since 24/3/08

23 Apr 2011 11:30
still has the odd lemon curd/jam sandwich
illwill
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3599 posts since 17/5/04

23 Apr 2011 11:30
Clothes always reek of fags
yellowpages
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2115 posts since 11/6/10

23 Apr 2011 11:34
Noble Locks wrote:
yellowpages wrote: Add 'moves out but still gets his mum to do his washing/deliver shopping/make tupperware dinners'
nah man, that shits standard for even cool dudes.

Haha is it fuck. My mate is 24, has never worked a day in his life and that's his signature move. You can't get any more nan kid than having your mum deliver toilet roll Laughing out loud
deuce
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13669 posts since 21/1/08

23 Apr 2011 11:36
not nan kid, thats just being a spoilt brat
trailofdavid
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6334 posts since 14/8/09

23 Apr 2011 16:00
Yeah Nan kid, I think, differs from lazy/spoilt in that its more about being unable to grasp any level of sophisticated/ adult taste and just generaly do things the right way?
unCouth
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6883 posts since 3/11/07

23 Apr 2011 17:19
yellowpages wrote:
Noble Locks wrote:
yellowpages wrote: Add 'moves out but still gets his mum to do his washing/deliver shopping/make tupperware dinners'
nah man, that shits standard for even cool dudes.

Haha is it fuck. My mate is 24, has never worked a day in his life and that's his signature move. You can't get any more nan kid than having your mum deliver toilet roll Laughing out loud
DuffMan
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14273 posts since 21/2/07

23 Apr 2011 19:37
Things involving parents kind of negate the whole point of 'nan' kids
Zyzz
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56 posts since 18/4/11

24 Apr 2011 22:23
Whats a nan kid? I read the description at the top but still dont understand. Something about vegetables? Is it a UK think like chavs?_
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mtthrvy2
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1859 posts since 8/11/10

24 Apr 2011 22:28
had a lamb roast today and nan made her special yorkies
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

24 Apr 2011 23:58
professor greens a nan kid. in the sun on saturdays they do a '10 things i really couldnt do without', and you name things like your car, phone, ipad etc etc. he named his nan who brought him up and made him what he is today as one of his things the knobber. ill do a scan of it tomorrow if i can be arsed.
giddas
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449 posts since 25/1/09

25 Apr 2011 00:39
Noble Locks wrote:
yellowpages wrote: Add 'moves out but still gets his mum to do his washing/deliver shopping/make tupperware dinners'
nah man, that shits standard for even cool dudes.

lol @ bourbon boy.

Surely the main geezer from the only way is essex qualifies. His nan is always bringing round home cakes etc?

So those traits are quite nan-kid-ish.
collizhun
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3880 posts since 19/10/06

25 Apr 2011 05:44
nan kid doesnt always mean you have to be broguht up by your nan; its a way of life which true nan kids have defined. i think gettin your mum to do your washin and bring it round is certified nan kid.
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

25 Apr 2011 09:37
yeah there is some confusion here, nan kid doesnt mean you have to of actually lived with your nan, most nan kids didnt, they either have really old parents or their parents are real square and spoil them by never telling them rights and wrongs of life, like tomato sauce is not allowed on every meal, buscuits is not dinner and crying and screaming does not mean you dont have to eat your veggies.
Tho the washing one is still a doubt for me, ive never touched an iron in my life. my old dear done it till i met a whore, then they have done it ever since.



nan kids dont eat curry, only kfc and mcdees, and only eat chicky nuggets (or HAVE to have them as well as what else they order) from mcdonalds by the way.
they have the star wars box set and memorobilia.
they dont like football but love formula 1.
they get a cold they call it swine flu.
they have never broken a bone or been to the hospital before, but go to the doctors all the time when there is nothing wrong with them.