- NOT KNOWING WHAT A NAN KID IS = AUTOMATIC NAN KID
- Eating each component of a meal in order/ Eating all of your fries before even touching your Burger
- Having Ketchup with every meal/ yorkies with every variation of roast dinner
- Wearing your watch so the face is on the underside of your arm
- Will never eat greens or salad. Has to have things like 'creamed carrot'
- Lunches are always stuff like a multipack of biscuits. Cheaper the better. If a packed lunch has to stick to a rigid forumla and any deviation causes concern
- Don't like beer. Only drink vodka and coke
- Don't like spicy stuff. Orders a korma when forced out for a curry
- Is called Pauly
- F1 is his favourite sport
- Is obsessed with modded vehicles.
- Never allowed to see an 18 movie before the age of 18
- Scared of dogs
- When wearing a rucksack they have massive ones with clips across the chest (which they use)
- Uses Lynx
- Video games console taken everywhere, from holidays to a week working in Aberdeen
- Cuts sarnies into 4s
- Doesnt ever drink water BUT conversely, the only hot drink they like is plain hot water
- Wears Astroturf trainers, but never plays footy
- Thinks that dressing up (eg for a night out) means putting on an ill fitting short sleeve shirt.
- Is proud that said shirt cost £3 from Primark
- Shelters work from being copied by others with their arms, nobody wants to copy it
- Throws like a girl / can't catch
- Wears white sports socks with casual shorts
- Scrubs is their favourite show. Got all the box sets
- they dont eat the white of an egg and they deffo dont like tomatoes. the only salad they might eat is cucumber.
- kids who used to pull bread apart and roll it in to a ball
- at school wore nothing under their uniform jumper
- Still has a velcro wallet
- Wears glasses with transition lenses
- Always the banker in Monopoly
- Goes to Yo-yo / fingerboard / trading card conventions
- Goes/ would go on a cruise
- Mouth breather
- Eats with mouth open and slurps food.
- Tells bragging stories that they think make them sound like a hero, when actually they don't.
- Thinks the bruise/soreness after effects of a small injection is a war wound and needs a return visit to doctor/hospital.
- Receives e-mail alerts for air quality
- Plays Ultimate Frisbee / other sports which aren't really sports
- Uses supposed athletic prowess as reasoning for them not being a nan kid
- Finds fizzy drinks too fizzy
- Has an Alienware laptop
- Central heating makes them ill.
- Customises their computer desktop with Geektools and Candybar.
davinho - goes straight to the top of the lsit as he claims 'dumb and dumber' is the best movie ever made.
coco_m - self confessed
Pauly - banned
Jordan - certified
the conductor - under investigation
r2d2 - going on a cruise
Siriusmo - has never had a brew.
Barrence - Velcro shoes
MuayThaiPimp - tells nankid stories
Duffman - As voted by Fuk
Serbia - Got aids from a flu jab and cant breathe in LDN.
evers} - Has meltdowns when his Arsene Wenger blazer is criticized
d_low} both get nose bleeds if the weather changes a bit too quickly.
Canhato - Watching cartoons all day long.
yellowpages - seperated at birth with scott parker
morgan-r - talks about sex on the internet too much and wont go on holiday to sharm in case of death by shark.
figurine - classes fashion chat on a fashion forum as nan kid
trent, canhoto & lew909 - red dwarf smeg head generals.
Satya - Velcro shoes
Homer - overpronates when he stands/walks
Bill - Allergic to everything
Evers - Started smoking to cure an allergy
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