General Discussion: The official Nan Kid thread


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Foxtrot
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2385 posts since 8/4/09

7 May 2011 20:56
nickball wrote: went to a thing at the NEC today and my mates nan kid flatmate wanted to come and although he is a nan kid, he is funny to have around. he's like a pet, like our own karl pilkington. you can just ask questions and he'll answer in the most stereotypical nan kid way, its brilliant. he is more middle/upper class nan kid though, not smelly window licker nan kid.

Work with a 38 year old nan kid. He's alright, we sit on the same desk, occasionally go for drinks after work - he's funny, sometimes your laughing at him but its all the same. Yeah I think its refreshing when you meet socially aware nan kids. Something about the droll, obtuse quality that piques laughter. A few examples, not sure if the first one is nan kidian but its Laughing out loud

-regularly falls asleep at his desk, its so obvious (often looks around as he falls asleep) then asks 30 seconds later "how long was i out for"?
- says thinks like 'hip to the jive', and 'later dudes'
- wears velcro shoes, schoolboy grey pants and light purple shirts
- spends his holiday sorting his vinyl collection into alphabetical order

stelfox
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8481 posts since 11/3/09

7 May 2011 21:05
Foxtrot wrote: nan kid…

…his vinyl collection

Does not compute
Foxtrot
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2385 posts since 8/4/09

7 May 2011 21:20
Sad Surely the activity of collecting and sorting stuff like aircraft models, trainsets etc in a compulsive way is nan kid all over. Vinyl's not so different. The guys 38 - he's past the stage of pokemon stickers.
mtthrvy2
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1808 posts since 8/11/10

8 May 2011 01:05
nan kids not allowed to drive on the motorway or is scared to, thinks "fox" tees are cool and buys sports sunglasses like oakleys
Sixtwo
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450 posts since 1/5/10

8 May 2011 01:19
A typical Nan Kid sign of approval:

joeyjojo
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3315 posts since 24/8/06

8 May 2011 01:21
Nan kids apply to life insurance Parkinson advises just to get the free Parker pen
TheConductor
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4019 posts since 17/11/09

8 May 2011 01:22
famiglia wrote:
Foxtrot wrote: nan kid…

…his vinyl collection

Does not compute
Nan kids don't have a specific music taste, let alone a fucking vinyl collection…In fact it's the most absurd nan kid suggestion I've read in this thread.
MAC_ATTACK
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481 posts since 24/9/09

8 May 2011 03:11
nan kids would order chicken and chips when forced out for a curry, although they would eat plain poppadoms (no mint sauce etc) as they are like crisps
phikz
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3057 posts since 14/4/09

9 May 2011 09:15
Nan kid on my bus. Unkempt greasy hair, airwalk trainers and a 4 bag of jam donuts to munch for breakfast.
Seventyfour
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7807 posts since 6/10/05

9 May 2011 09:28
TheConductor wrote:
famiglia wrote:
Foxtrot wrote: nan kid…

…his vinyl collection

Does not compute
Nan kids don't have a specific music taste, let alone a fucking vinyl collection…In fact it's the most absurd nan kid suggestion I've read in this thread.

Agreed Nan kid at my work as the cars sound track in his car and and listens to old rock ballads at 6 in the morning he's only 24 he thinks modern dance music is just old records speeded up (his words) he eats jam sandwiches at work, and was complaining that he had lost his coat that cost £19 Laughing out loud
He was also asking me how record players work these days as the old fashion ones the needle used to actually touch the record and were them down, when i explained how they work, he said he thought they didn't touch any more, something to do with lasers!
TheConductor
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4019 posts since 17/11/09

9 May 2011 11:26
Laughing out loud Sounds like a full on freaky nan kid.
seenmy
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6209 posts since 17/6/06

9 May 2011 11:29
jam sandwichs on white bread has to make that list
Double D
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3386 posts since 8/3/07

9 May 2011 11:51
i used to live with a minor nan kid who did the opposite to the egg thing, he'd cook eggs sunny side up to dip his chips in and leave the whites
DuffMan
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13373 posts since 21/2/07

9 May 2011 12:00
That's the best way of having egg and chips (although eat the white with the end of the yolk at the end obvs), what's the point if you can't dip your chips!
Double D
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3386 posts since 8/3/07

9 May 2011 12:06
Well obviously, but not actually eating the egg is a bit weird.
Double D
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3386 posts since 8/3/07

9 May 2011 12:30
MAC_ATTACK wrote: nan kids would order chicken and chips when forced out for a curry, although they would eat plain poppadoms (no mint sauce etc) as they are like crisps
In Wagamamas they order the chicken katsu curry and only eat the bits without too much curry on them.
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

9 May 2011 13:03
Laughing out loud worst one so far.
eent
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8967 posts since 25/2/05

9 May 2011 13:21
Laughing out loud you egg Double D.

Nan kids don't go for drinks after work either, ridiculous shout.

Nan kid at my work is 39. Lives on his own in a studio flat. He showed me a picture of his 'setup'.

40inch plasma hooked up to his PC. In the middle of the room is a desk, with a steering wheel screwed on to it. And on the flood are the pedals screwed into the floor, big office chair. Literally takes up the whole room, no sofa nothing. Hasn't had anyone round in years. Talks about his guru 3d forums, and his online handle like it's a cool thing. Eats the same thing every day for lunch, Egg and sausage toastie.

Bought tickets to the xmas do two years in a row and didn't turn up. Pretended he was ill for our teams xmas lunch, just so he didn't have to go. Still buys comic books. Rides his mountain bike to work everyday. Claims he smokes, but never seen him have a puff. Went to america to meet up with a girl who he met in a chat room, and got scammed out of £700 by her. Wears camo trousers when cycling in to work.

Sends me emails about stuff he thinks i'll give a shit about. Tells me stories about his online friends in the driving game he plays about how one guy always greets him with 'moo' and he says 'baa' back, like i'm supposed to laugh at his anecdote. Absolute king of the CSB's

Only has one friend who he emails but never meets up with.

That my friends, is a nan-kid. TBH it's pretty sad, he's not a bad bloke, but christ he needs to sort his shit out.
Double D
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3386 posts since 8/3/07

9 May 2011 13:21
Noble Locks wrote: Laughing out loud worst one so far.
actually witnessed, can only imagine they're too socially inept to ask for no sauce
eent
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8967 posts since 25/2/05

9 May 2011 13:22
Nan kids don't go waggamama's…