Has hayfever / asthma / allergies. Absolutely no shame whatsoever when it comes to posting how lonely & desperate they are for a girlfriend in Facebook updates

this thread is all bollocks, I do/did all of these and a fair few of the other things listed, but I ain't no fucking nan kid

Might have already been said so apologies if so.

Is not aloud to have parental advisory CD's in the house. Even when they are older than 18.

That's about half this forum.

Buys complete outfit's from window mannequin's (usually Topman) and only ever wears all the stuff together.

When he spots someone out wearing the same shirt/coat he is immensely proud. Will stare at this person until eye contact is made and then initiate a awkward conversation about how "cool" they both are.

i think the original meaning of the thread got lost somewhere, it turned from corny suburban white kid attributes into attributes of a big bang theory-esque cliched nerd.

It's a £150 halfords job with a side-bag

this is based on a nankid I know:

gets a tongue piercing

has an earring.

wears glasses from specsavers

downloaded "crazy frog" for his mobile phone

wears airbrushed art black short sleeve shirts

has an iphone case with skulls on it

generally only wears red and black

gets "smashed" every Thur-Sun. (on exclusively rum/vodka and coke of course) I know because he posts about it on facebook every weekend.

pm Mr X