General Discussion: The official Nan Kid thread


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Rez
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8733 posts since 5/4/09

25 Apr 2011 21:53
That last one is quite specific.
Ineff
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9849 posts since 7/4/04

25 Apr 2011 21:53
bizzlebizzle wrote: delete their history every single time after watching porn, put cum on the carpet and rub it in with their foot

WTF
Hi-Definition
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1703 posts since 6/12/08

25 Apr 2011 21:54
Never ever heard of anyone intentionally wanking onto the carpet and rubbing it in with their foot. Ever.
CrunK
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25 Apr 2011 21:54
Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
unCouth
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25 Apr 2011 21:55
bizzlebizzle wrote: delete their history every single time after watching porn, put cum on the carpet and rub it in with their foot

Close the door on your way out.
bizzlebizzle
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678 posts since 29/10/09

25 Apr 2011 21:55
nankid i knew did it, and he's the only nan kid i knew
was hoping it was a universal nan kid trait
Byte
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3043 posts since 16/6/10

25 Apr 2011 21:58
bizzlebizzle wrote: nankid i knew did it, and he's the only nan kid i knew
was hoping it was a universal nan kid trait
It's you isn't it. How did it come up in conversation that your 'friend' was a carpet ejaculator ?
phikz
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3146 posts since 14/4/09

25 Apr 2011 21:58
Haha, that's so blatantly you Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
bizzlebizzle
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678 posts since 29/10/09

25 Apr 2011 21:58
haha i made that one up/ i do it
but does that not sound plausible?
King_Kong
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1672 posts since 20/10/09

25 Apr 2011 21:59
this is a nan kid
pretending to be on the phone to look like he has friends.
phikz
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3146 posts since 14/4/09

25 Apr 2011 22:00
Well no, I dunno how you'd even manage to cum on the carpet on a regular basis, unless you're a stand up wanker.
Hi-Definition
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25 Apr 2011 22:02
Do nan kids have fleshlights?
phikz
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3146 posts since 14/4/09

25 Apr 2011 22:02
Course not, they've never been to Amsterdam and the like.
bizzlebizzle
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678 posts since 29/10/09

25 Apr 2011 22:03
well what would a nan kid do then having ejaculated?
unless it was into a tissue which they then put back into their pocket and wiped their nose on it later?
CrunK
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25 Apr 2011 22:04
Love the way this thread is going now Laughing out loud
King_Kong
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1672 posts since 20/10/09

25 Apr 2011 22:06
@ bizzlebizzle: they use condoms.
bizzlebizzle
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678 posts since 29/10/09

25 Apr 2011 22:07
i know a kid whose not a nan kid just really desperate who used to have royal wanks all the time
and a nan kid wouln't have the confidence to go get condoms
Hi-Definition
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1703 posts since 6/12/08

25 Apr 2011 22:10
After finishing a bag of walkers salt and vinegar they unfold the whole packet and lick the silver insides so they don't miss any flavour.

Their facebook is empty except from the odd farmville conquest and updates along the lines of

"Lookin forward 2 spagetti carbonara for tea! ;~)"
King_Kong
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1672 posts since 20/10/09

25 Apr 2011 22:13
Laughing out loud

hides in the toilet at family parties.
timmbo
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3482 posts since 9/2/10

25 Apr 2011 22:13
Laughing out loud