General Discussion: The official Nan Kid thread


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Birdman
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1359 posts since 10/3/10

18 Jun 2012 03:01
Working away from home for a few weeks with the biggest nan kid ever at the moment - about 27 years old, massive flabby stomach and tits due to the fact that he only eats chips, crisps, toast, croissants, peanut butter and chocolate, he also only drinks coke. I am not kidding when I say this is genuinely ALL he will eat (been out for dinner 3 evenings and he has ordered 2 large large plate of chips and a jug of coke both times - he has seen therapists etc about it. He carries his passport and cash in a bum bag that he wears half way up his belly under his polo shirt (that he's worn every day coupled with Rohan shell suit trousers and hiking boots). He had only left the country once before this trip to go to Belgium for a long weekend and keeps telling everyone about his hobby - CB radio. You literally could not make this stuff up.
skream
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983 posts since 23/10/11

18 Jun 2012 03:17
Laughing out loud fucking hell, do you mess with him at all? hiding the ketchup ect
Ulster_Blue
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5208 posts since 16/7/06

18 Jun 2012 09:32
Are u working abroad at the minute? (not that it makes any difference)
Copper
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2590 posts since 29/11/11

18 Jun 2012 10:37
Birdman wrote: Working away from home for a few weeks with the biggest nan kid ever at the moment - about 27 years old, massive flabby stomach and tits due to the fact that he only eats chips, crisps, toast, croissants, peanut butter and chocolate, he also only drinks coke. I am not kidding when I say this is genuinely ALL he will eat (been out for dinner 3 evenings and he has ordered 2 large large plate of chips and a jug of coke both times - he has seen therapists etc about it. He carries his passport and cash in a bum bag that he wears half way up his belly under his polo shirt (that he's worn every day coupled with Rohan shell suit trousers and hiking boots). He had only left the country once before this trip to go to Belgium for a long weekend and keeps telling everyone about his hobby - CB radio. You literally could not make this stuff up.
Jesus Christ
Rez
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7969 posts since 5/4/09

18 Jun 2012 10:39
Where the fuck do you work?!
Copper
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2590 posts since 29/11/11

18 Jun 2012 10:40
Some man kid at my work is planning to apply at a phone shop on the day of his 18th birthday, as you have to be 18 to work in one.
BOOKSTORECORE
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7634 posts since 8/8/06

18 Jun 2012 10:41
I imagine this chap functions within a certain spectrum.
Birdman
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1359 posts since 10/3/10

18 Jun 2012 14:02
Ulster - yeah I'm in the US at the minute, have to come over to the West coast a fair bit.

Rez - to put it in perspective I'm a project manager and he is an engineer that I have been provided with by a company (never again) to perform technical work on our behalf.
Jee
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348 posts since 12/10/11

18 Jun 2012 14:18
Wears goggles and ear defenders to mow the lawn even though he's only using a flymo.
deuce
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13694 posts since 21/1/08

18 Jun 2012 14:34
bit of a specialist one, that one
emiserry
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1090 posts since 5/8/11

18 Jun 2012 14:43
Copperfieldstill wrote:
Birdman wrote: Working away from home for a few weeks with the biggest nan kid ever at the moment - about 27 years old, massive flabby stomach and tits due to the fact that he only eats chips, crisps, toast, croissants, peanut butter and chocolate, he also only drinks coke. I am not kidding when I say this is genuinely ALL he will eat (been out for dinner 3 evenings and he has ordered 2 large large plate of chips and a jug of coke both times - he has seen therapists etc about it. He carries his passport and cash in a bum bag that he wears half way up his belly under his polo shirt (that he's worn every day coupled with Rohan shell suit trousers and hiking boots). He had only left the country once before this trip to go to Belgium for a long weekend and keeps telling everyone about his hobby - CB radio. You literally could not make this stuff up.
Jesus Christ


You're sure this isn't just due to him being autistic?
skream
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983 posts since 23/10/11

18 Jun 2012 14:47
Laughing out loud
doug.
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1662 posts since 12/6/10

18 Jun 2012 15:51
Noble Locks wrote: how you know they aint going for a sniff.
i never use the urinal, i sniff every time i piss,, so i always piss and sniff from a card at the same time every time i go in there.

Cool
bill
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4905 posts since 5/8/09

21 Jun 2012 11:02
drives into the petrol station on the wrong side and then fills up car with the hose draped over the car's roof.
EVERS
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8580 posts since 2/7/06

21 Jun 2012 11:12
^ is this not normal? i just go for first one that's free?
spitfiredealer
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2059 posts since 12/6/10

21 Jun 2012 11:14
It's more nan kid to only use the pump that is on your side.
NigelBenn
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4060 posts since 6/2/08

21 Jun 2012 11:14
nan kids would never fill up on the wrong side, they would be too worried about the hose damaging the paint on the roof or worse, breaking their aerial.
quest
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3241 posts since 11/7/11

21 Jun 2012 11:19
that and they wouldn't be confident enough to park that close to the pump
bill
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4905 posts since 5/8/09

21 Jun 2012 11:26
yea my bad, I forgot I was actually doing it the nan kid way by pulling into the correct side and should have actually been doing this all along.

stelfox
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8488 posts since 11/3/09

21 Jun 2012 11:40
EVERS is married?

here's one - buys into the myth that hosting the olympics is a good thing for the UK