General Discussion: The official Nan Kid thread


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themistake
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10785 posts since 20/2/06

26 Apr 2011 00:11
Amazing.
Pauly
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1910 posts since 1/1/10

26 Apr 2011 00:14
Noble Locks wrote:
Pauly wrote: Uses iphone to watch porn to prevent laptop becoming invected with virus laden smut
bet you know cos you do this Laughing out loud
oh and ive got you down as one after getting egged the other day.

I've read a couple of these and it's looking that way Sad We're slowly being weeded out as the page numbers increase.
giddas
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449 posts since 25/1/09

26 Apr 2011 00:17
Eats hamburger with knife and fork

Only fish eaten is fish fingers, repelled by seafood
giddas
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449 posts since 25/1/09

26 Apr 2011 00:23
I know someone whose mum blended all his food up to the age of 5 as she was scared of him choking… Jawdropping!

He is a VERY fussy eater unsurprisingly
King_Kong
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1672 posts since 20/10/09

26 Apr 2011 00:23
Hi-Definition wrote:
mr.white wrote: i once saw a hrud overseer at a table once, i think the owner actually got banned. he was just roaming round the table using his mystical sphere to totally dominate everyone else on his own. his dad picked him up at the end of the battle in a brand new bentley (basically winning battles with money and not skill!)
Laughing out loud
Ju
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1267 posts since 5/9/09

26 Apr 2011 00:26
Used to have a mate who didn't like to eat the ends of sausages
Sneaker52
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7146 posts since 2/11/06

26 Apr 2011 00:28
Despite their real nan leaving them wads of cash they don't but a car they want but buy a fiesta "so they can get used to the power"
Go to the library, for goings sake.
Let their mum openly smarm their hair down in morning before going into the playground.
Get picked up for lunch so they can go to toilet (school ones are dirty)
Pauly
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1910 posts since 1/1/10

26 Apr 2011 00:29
Ju wrote: Used to have a mate who didn't like to eat the ends of sausages

I cant eat sausage skins. I take the meat out, make it into balls and throw the condom covering away. Obviously don't do this with hotdogs mind.
DuffMan
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14389 posts since 21/2/07

26 Apr 2011 00:31
^ 100% nan kid

This has now turned into the general loser characteristics thread, loads of this stuff isn't nan kid it's just well lame Laughing out loud
schtoop
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13025 posts since 9/4/07

26 Apr 2011 00:32
Noble Locks wrote: Scared of really fucking stupidly random things like tins of sweet corn or rubber bands.

oh and they wont allow baked beans to touch anything else on their plate.
common sense
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

26 Apr 2011 00:34
common nan kid sense. Eye-wink
how did she teach you to keep them away from the chips? did she make you a sausage moat, or you still got one of them baby plates with the seperate sections. (which is where it stems from by the way)
seenmy
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6627 posts since 17/6/06

26 Apr 2011 00:37
Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
schtoop
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13025 posts since 9/4/07

26 Apr 2011 00:40
always used something as a barrier, i just don't get why you'd want everything on your plate to be soggy with a tinge of tomato… almost as bad as your sunday gravy soup dinners
Brian Damage
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8018 posts since 21/10/03

26 Apr 2011 00:42
Laughing out loud
Rez
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8415 posts since 5/4/09

26 Apr 2011 00:42
Does having rituals for the eating of jaffa cakes/kit-kats apply?
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

26 Apr 2011 00:45
schtoop wrote: always used something as a barrier, i just don't get why you'd want everything on your plate to be soggy with a tinge of tomato… almost as bad as your sunday gravy soup dinners
cos normal people put a bit of everything thats on the plate onto their fork, so it all gets tinged anyway.

So by that that sentence im taking it you are one of the ones who eats everything on the plate one at a time as well?

all the beans first, then all the chips, then lastly the fish fingers yeah? Smiling
seenmy
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6627 posts since 17/6/06

26 Apr 2011 00:47
if it involves deconstructing them yes, infact deconstructing of any food is massive nan kid status

also kids who used to pull bread apart and roll it in to a ball.
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

26 Apr 2011 00:51
giddas wrote: Would wearing "ankle swingers" at school qualify (although a variant are popular on here)?

Definitely.

Hair cuts by mum/nan, which you can always tell because it has that really blunt finish at the back where it hasn't been blended in, making it look like a wig
schtoop
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13025 posts since 9/4/07

26 Apr 2011 00:55
Noble Locks wrote:
schtoop wrote: always used something as a barrier, i just don't get why you'd want everything on your plate to be soggy with a tinge of tomato… almost as bad as your sunday gravy soup dinners
cos normal people put a bit of everything thats on the plate onto their fork, so it all gets tinged anyway.

So by that that sentence im taking it you are one of the ones who eats everything on the plate one at a time as well?

all the beans first, then all the chips, then lastly the fish fingers yeah? Smiling
nah… out of sight, out of mind
ala*
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3001 posts since 20/2/03

26 Apr 2011 02:59
- would have to get off their bike to cross a road 'cos their mum told them to
- got all their football knowledge from champ man
- loved sitting at the front of a double decker bus
- had archery as a hobby
- had hi-tec silver shadow and did them up really tight
- still wears white sports socks for everything