Currently working with these Italian guys who keep saying ' ragazzo che assomiglia a un senzatetto Gesù ma dannatamente he alcuni steezo! il suo ok anche se, come egli cant capire noi ' then stick their arms out to the side as if hanging by their hands.

No idea what it means but they seem to think it hilarious! csb!

Not only is the government encouraging sex with 16 year olds they went as far as to make it THE LAW, like you go to prison if you DONT bang them.

A few years ago I arrived back from 2 week holiday with sweats and bacon bits, flight delayed so had 3 hours kip before going to enroll for first year of degree (mature student, ahem). Sat next to two young women from Greater Manchester breaking the ice with each other. One apparently has a daughter.
Woman 1 - "I wanted to call her Lana"
Woman 2 - "Thats a nice name, why didn't you?"
Woman 1 - "Because Daz told me that Lana was an anagram of anal".

Just a few mins ago in a cornershop on the Uxbridge Road. A teenage girl to her mother:

"Mum…we getting any charlie tonight or what?"

Just been in ASDA - Tannoy announcer addressing THE LADIES that While there hubbies are watching the footie, They could buy Wolf of Wall Street because its "OF THE HOOK" and Leo is "DEAD FIT"
Walked past the announcer - She was retirement age!

We Dont go to school upt north, Just learn to hunt and gather fire wood.

Seriously young un, Fuck off

I'm guessing it's a dig at Pad's spelling and punctuation.