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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/7853328.stm
A man who became trapped beneath his sofa for two days said he survived by sipping from a bottle of whisky.
Joe Galliott, 65, lost his bearings during a power cut at his home in Yeovil, Somerset, and fell against the three-seater which toppled onto him.
Joe Galliott, 65, lost his bearings during a power cut at his home in Yeovil, Somerset, and fell against the three-seater which toppled onto him.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/7853328.stm
A man who became trapped beneath his sofa for two days said he survived by sipping from a bottle of whisky.
Joe Galliott, 65, lost his bearings during a power cut at his home in Yeovil, Somerset, and fell against the three-seater which toppled onto him.
Joe Galliott, 65, lost his bearings during a power cut at his home in Yeovil, Somerset, and fell against the three-seater which toppled onto him.
isnt that just a man getting/being drunk?
Nah, drunk people do stuff like this:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece
A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."
Just seen this story on the local news programme http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1126351/1-2million-peanut-revenge-factory-worker-ticked-having-girlie-calendar.html?ITO=1490
At the end the newsreader said "Mr Bentley denies the charge of possesing nuts with intention of contaminating food"
At the end the newsreader said "Mr Bentley denies the charge of possesing nuts with intention of contaminating food"
John Terry speaks out against Transexual mocking
http://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/4076812._NHS_is_exploiting_my_life____claims_transsexual/
http://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/4076812._NHS_is_exploiting_my_life____claims_transsexual/
the next fly on the wall shows gonna be even more interesting.
picture the scene, drug addict mum and recently released convict hold each hand live on camera as she gently drifts off to the other side.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1133792/I-dont-want-die-Jade-Goody-faces-desperate-fight-life-told-cancer-HAS-spread.html
@ g.g - what forum is that from, that football365 one?
thats not a news story i dont reckon, bet you thats a photoshop….. thats actually j.t's face.
picture the scene, drug addict mum and recently released convict hold each hand live on camera as she gently drifts off to the other side.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1133792/I-dont-want-die-Jade-Goody-faces-desperate-fight-life-told-cancer-HAS-spread.html
@ g.g - what forum is that from, that football365 one?
thats not a news story i dont reckon, bet you thats a photoshop….. thats actually j.t's face.
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